Fornits
General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: SUCK IT on May 07, 2010, 02:42:54 PM
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I had to go to the DMV to get my license the other day and they made me stand in line and take a number and wait with everyone else, it was kind of like a LGAT session and I came out of it brainwashed. Then I went on an airplane to visit my grandmother Anne bonney and they tackled me because i made a joke about arabs and then they stripped searched me and made fun of me and stuff and I cried. Then when I landed I tried to get a rent a car but they wouldnt give me one because I'm not old enough, and I felt really trapped and stuff. That made me sad so I told someone I felt like dying and they were really an undercover flight marshall and he called the cops and I was locked up for two weeks for psychiatric observations and I was put on medication and now I feel all dumb and groggy. The world is like a prgoram.. man, its crazy. Guess I'll go smoke some drugs and get high to forget about it. Those lucky monkeys don't have to deal with this crap, they just live in trees and eat bananas and stuff... I wish I was a monkey.
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I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
How'd you do?
I've been bit and
I've been tossed around by every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I'm just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too
Babe