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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Che Gookin on April 01, 2010, 10:39:36 AM

Title: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Che Gookin on April 01, 2010, 10:39:36 AM
This is difficult for me to express, but there comes a time when you just have to come clean. I came to fornits several years ago believing I wanted to help. In order to do that I felt I needed a way in. Hence, the entire persona of Che Gookin was created.

The truth of the matter is that I've never worked a single at any sort of program. I merely used my rather vivid imagination and listened carefully to a friend of mine who did work at a program.

I want to apologize profusely for all the people I've let down.

Not sure what else to say, other than Good bye.
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Eliscu2 on April 01, 2010, 10:56:35 AM
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
This is difficult for me to express, but there comes a time when you just have to come clean. I came to fornits several years ago believing I wanted to help. In order to do that I felt I needed a way in. Hence, the entire persona of Che Gookin was created.

The truth of the matter is that I've never worked a single at any sort of program. I merely used my rather vivid imagination and listened carefully to a friend of mine who did work at a program.

I want to apologize profusely for all the people I've let down.

Not sure what else to say, other than Good bye.

I'll just take this opportunity to "cop to my guilt" also.
I work for Elan 1 Corporation.
I am on the payroll, have been for years.
My job is to keep everyone "spun" and diverted from anything productive.
I basically keep the pot well stirred up at all times and close to a boil.
I work with Che in an "espionage" sort of way and I can't spell.

GUILT KILLS...I feel so much better now. :waaaa:
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Martin Lee Anderson on April 01, 2010, 12:09:24 PM
I'm not really dead.
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Froderik on April 01, 2010, 12:12:41 PM
April Fools, eh Che?  :D
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Antigen on April 01, 2010, 02:24:33 PM
It's not really my birthday. In fact I don't have one. I wasn't born. I was cloned at a secret undersea base off the coast of Bermuda and then raised by wolves in the twilight zone.
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: BuzzKill on April 01, 2010, 03:50:23 PM
Quote from: "Antigen"
It's not really my birthday. In fact I don't have one. I wasn't born. I was cloned at a secret undersea base off the coast of Bermuda and then raised by wolves in the twilight zone.

How did you escape?
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Antigen on April 01, 2010, 05:22:58 PM
Who says I escaped? I'm a double agent.
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: BuzzKill on April 01, 2010, 05:54:06 PM
Quote from: "Antigen"
Who says I escaped? I'm a double agent.

So then, what have you found about us to report to the wolves?
And, what can you tell us about them?
And  - where is the origional Antigen from which you were cloned? I bet she has some good stories to tell!  ;-)
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: Che Gookin on April 01, 2010, 07:11:43 PM
Lol, yeah april fools..

Thanks there Felice for the vote of confidence.
 :soapbox:
Title: Re: Profound Apology to All
Post by: try another castle on April 02, 2010, 04:44:49 PM
Quote from: "Antigen"
Who says I escaped? I'm a double agent.


bullshit. Im a fourple agent and I havent seen you at any of the meetings.