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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 13, 2009, 11:25:46 PM

Title: Considering sending your child away? Have him castrated.
Post by: Anonymous on November 13, 2009, 11:25:46 PM

We all know that hormones are the cause of many of the difficulties facing you today. Spaying and neutering is easy, cheap, and available at your local hospital or veterinarian's office. The procedure is painless and makes your child much more controllable.

(Huh? Jean-pool? Never heard of it. No, no, this is all entirely for the benefit of your family. Now come right this way and I've got a nice big shot of RU-486 waiting for your daughter...)

Title: Re: Considering sending your child away? Have him castrated.
Post by: Ursus on November 14, 2009, 12:02:32 AM

Yep. And if he can carry a tune and you get 'im early enough, your son could find Fame & Fortune in a lifelong career of singing with the Vienna Boys Choir!