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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 09, 2009, 04:15:32 PM

Title: Fucking cats
Post by: Anonymous on November 09, 2009, 04:15:32 PM
Every time i take a shower, my cat forces his way in and drops a deuce in the tub!  :wall:   :flame:

Is there something i can do to alter this misbehavior ?

Any ideas ??
Title: Re: Fucking cats
Post by: Anonymous on November 09, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
Clearly your cat resents you. Stop pissing your cat off.
Title: Re: Fucking cats
Post by: Whooter on November 09, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
If youR neighbor has a dog drop a "Doggie" duece in the tub just before you shower and the cat wont go in there.
Title: Re: Fucking cats
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
Close your bathroom door?
Title: Re: Fucking cats
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2009, 10:44:45 PM
dont cats hate water?



or maybe if your serious....

try closing the bathroom door. I do not believe cats have yet evolved the ability to open a door.
Title: Re: Fucking cats
Post by: Ursus on November 10, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Every time i take a shower, my cat forces his way in and drops a deuce in the tub!  :wall:   :flame:

Is there something i can do to alter this misbehavior ?

Any ideas ??
Maybe he's trying to tell you something. When's the last time you changed his litter box?  :D

On a different note, a urinary tract infection will often cause a cat to prefer urinating against cool porcelain. You might even find them in the bathroom sink. If this is the case, this is an emergency, particularly for a male (longer, thinner plumbing).
Title: Re: Fucking cats
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2009, 12:37:53 AM
stop showering in his litter box