Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 04:30:21 PM
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What did you do... did you just leave it? Did you break it in half with the plunger or something?
Please share your solution to this common problem. I find it rude to walk into a stall with a huge turd in it, was it u?
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I shit so hard last night. It was two feet long and my asshole hurt. It plugged up my toilet and using a plunger after 20 minutes failed. :rocker:
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I shat a big one today . It didn't hurt though it came out in one nice solid ':plump:; splish and splash. It was pretty big but not that big, when its too big to flush i just leave it as a prseent for the next person. sometimes i leave toilet paper in a smiley face on the seat as a warm up.
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the ones I hate the most are the logs which are so thick and knobby that they get stuck in your asshole haflway, and you cant shit the rest out, so you have to break it off with your hand.
As for clogs that need to be broken before plunged... I find those free, wood paint stir thingies you get at hardware stores work great. Use it, toss it.
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My turd was so big, it made my asshole bleed. I had to go to my primary care physician for medical care. He gave me the proper medical attention via the shitpipe. My asshole feels better.
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sometimes I dont like to shit so I just eliminate the middleman and throw my dinner into the toilet.
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ever watched someone else take a shit.? ...... closeup?
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My turd: (http://http://www.soimmature.com/images/super_long_turd.gif)
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ever watched someone else take a shit.? ...... closeup?
how close is close? like two girls one cup close?
ive watched my cat take a shit.. on the floor... fucking diva bitch.
http://ratemypoo.com (http://ratemypoo.com)
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really close up. close enough to see the muscles contracting to push the poop out
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really close up. close enough to see the muscles contracting to push the poop out
No. I havent seen it that close.
What's it like?
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i dont know. thats why im asking. ive seen it online though. its interesting.
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i dont know. thats why im asking. ive seen it online though. its interesting.
oh, ok.
well, how about this. The first one to see it, buys the other one a coke.
This is actually one of the better threads Ive been in for the past week or so.
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I shit in Ken Huey's mouth. Does that count for anything?
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did he tell you what it tasted like.... does shit taste as bad as it smells? how about consistency, was the shit hard or soft? lumpy or smooth... etc.
details.details
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does shit taste as bad as it smells?
Where the fuck did I see that thing? something on TV about eating shit.. anyway, the person who was talking says that it pretty much tastes like it smells.
What a disappointment. :waaaa:
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antigen, psy, maybe these sorts of threads can get moved to the open forum? this one first?
yeppers
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did he tell you what it tasted like.... does shit taste as bad as it smells? how about consistency, was the shit hard or soft? lumpy or smooth... etc. details.details
I shit a curly Q in Ken Huey's mouth. Dimensions 1 ft X 1 ft. It was soft. He vomitted and said, "I can't put up with this shit anymore."
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did he tell you what it tasted like.... does shit taste as bad as it smells? how about consistency, was the shit hard or soft? lumpy or smooth... etc. details.details
I shit a curly Q in Ken Huey's mouth. Dimensions 1 ft X 1 ft. It was soft. He vomitted and said, "I can't put up with this shit anymore."
oh gods.. i shouldnt be laughing... but i am. :rofl:
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antigen, psy, maybe these sorts of threads can get moved to the open forum? this one first?
yeppers
you know they are going to so no, so why even ask? then u just bump this thread and more people see it, dum dum.
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I just shit my diaper. Fuck, it really stinks. Afterwards, I threw shit all over the walls.
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ive always wanted to take a shit in my hand and throw it at somebody, but havent found the right occasion yet.
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I just shit my diaper. Fuck, it really stinks. Afterwards, I threw shit all over the walls.
gtfo ken
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The best part is when you smear shit in your mouth and rub it all over your face.
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The best part is when you smear shit in your mouth and rub it all over your face.
I thought you left Fornits a couple years ago, Jeff Holloway?
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correction: his name is HOLLOWHEAD.
drink kefir. it make your poop big and smooth like african dick.
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I stuck my finger in my asshole, then sniffed it.
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ahhhh....
the pleasures of free speech.
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I have a chess move to make. My turd in your mouth 5.
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Gee whiz. Alex KP and that psychotic gooner Beasley lose their gigs at CAFETY then the most annoying and infantile trolls show up. Nothing better to do now lads?
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once miller newton dies,Ill 'save up' for a week or two an let er rip on his grave. after all its the least I can do and will be more therapy than I ever got at straight :cheers:
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I just mailed a package to that assprick Ken Huey. The package contained 3 lbs. of fecal matter.
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Seamus,
dood, are you sure you want to backlog a week's worth of the brown? That sound effin' painful as hell. Not to say that defiling Miller Newton's last resting place is a bad thing. I'd suggest you take it a step further and defile him personally at the funeral home.
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wait did I just suggest crapping on a dead guy in his casket?
good lord.. reason number 9889903839339 why I'm going to hell.
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Yes, but how are you going to do that? Just climb up right in the middle of the service and sit on him?
You need different ammo. What you need is a solid case of explosive liquishits. Eat lots of watery foods, such as lettuce. Beans and other gassy foods. Cabbage fulfills both these requirements. Finish it off with some good laxatives, then all you need to do is pull your pants down, bend over in the direction of Miller Newton (not for the first time, lololol), and let go with a juicy brown spray.
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AAAAAAAAAmen LOL!!!!!! this is deep shit alright. and the rewarding feeling you get is truely theraputic no joke.
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Yes, but how are you going to do that? Just climb up right in the middle of the service and sit on him?
You need different ammo. What you need is a solid case of explosive liquishits. Eat lots of watery foods, such as lettuce. Beans and other gassy foods. Cabbage fulfills both these requirements. Finish it off with some good laxatives, then all you need to do is pull your pants down, bend over in the direction of Miller Newton (not for the first time, lololol), and let go with a juicy brown spray.
Srsly, I have no idea why I'm even reading this thread. I mean even when I was dodging fecal matter from the mentally handicapped guy I used to work with before I came to China the very notion of feces made me slightly ill. Kind of got used to it though, but when you walk into a dudes room and find him covered in his own pooh as he's screaming, "I'm OK! I'M OK!" tends to have a rapid learning curve.
Still.. that's god damn disgusting, but if you need some help with the liquid pooh spray you should consider eating some meat left out on the counter for a few days. I actually lost 9 pounds in one week from doing that and all of it was due to the squirts and not being able to eat.
Ps...
If anyone ever hears about a guy bragging that he used to work in a place called the Ranier School in Washington state and that he was all into molesting patients, kill the son of a bitch on sight.
If you do a google on Ranier School you'll see some articles about people getting thrown in jail for hitting the patients out in the parking lot. I think I drove by the place once, but I'm not sure.
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The thought of someone shitting on mel wasserman's grave sounds delicious.
Unfortunately, he doesnt have a one. He's in a mausoleum. Maybe I can deliver a package and theyll just shove it in that slot with him.
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I dunno.. you get someone with the liquid shits and have him spray the place and I think you'd get the same results.