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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 02:07:18 AM

Title: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 02:07:18 AM: I'm pretty sure I might have maybe been kind of somewhat possibly in a way sort of abused in a program. Where can I cash in on this.. because I really need some money right now. If that MCdonalds coffee spill on lap woman can get a paycheck, why can't I?

I DESERVE MONEY FOR MY SUFFERING.LOTS OF IT!
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 02:20:30 AM: HEY I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO

I CAN TROLL FORNITS

THIS IS A NEW AND EXCITING THING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

:beat:
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 02:29:20 AM: Quote from: "Guest"
HEY I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO

I CAN TROLL FORNITS

THIS IS A NEW AND EXCITING THING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

:beat:

Shut up and give me my money! If you don't have a check or know where I can get one then fuck off! I NEED MONEY BAD AND I DESERVE TO BE PAID!
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 02:52:05 PM: Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
HEY I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO

I CAN TROLL FORNITS

THIS IS A NEW AND EXCITING THING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

:beat:

Shut up and give me my money! If you don't have a check or know where I can get one then fuck off! I NEED MONEY BAD AND I DESERVE TO BE PAID!

Get a job as a program staffer, you've got the mindset. Rubberneck.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 04:03:47 PM: If all the survivors on fornits pooled funds and resources to hire a lawyer and get a class action suit rolling then all of you might just be living on easy street the rest of your lives. Or you can just insult each other on the internet, the choice is yours... but I'm going to contact my laweyer and get the ball rolling on this.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 04:25:51 PM: Quote from: "Guest"
If all the survivors on fornits pooled funds and resources to hire a lawyer and get a class action suit rolling then all of you might just be living on easy street the rest of your lives. Or you can just insult each other on the internet, the choice is yours... but I'm going to contact my laweyer and get the ball rolling on this.

Best of luck to you, naive one.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 04:50:42 PM: Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"
If all the survivors on fornits pooled funds and resources to hire a lawyer and get a class action suit rolling then all of you might just be living on easy street the rest of your lives. Or you can just insult each other on the internet, the choice is yours... but I'm going to contact my laweyer and get the ball rolling on this.

Best of luck to you, naive one.

I'll send you a postcard from the bahama. hope you enjoy the trailer park because you are going to be stuck there forever.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 04:58:01 PM: Quote from: "Guest"

I'll send you a postcard from the bahama. hope you enjoy the trailer park because you are going to be stuck there forever.
Is there only just the oneBahama now?
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 05:04:23 PM: Quote from: "Check your destination"
Quote from: "Guest"

I'll send you a postcard from the bahama. hope you enjoy the trailer park because you are going to be stuck there forever.
Is there only just the oneBahama now?

You will never find out because you'll be stuck in the trailer park! while I'll be sleeping on the beach retired until i die with a drink in my hand. Enjoy the lower-middle class trailer park and living paycheck to paycheck. You are going to be so mad at yourself for not joining in the fornits class action when all of us are living it up and you are still poor.
I figured it out though you aren't even a survivor so you are just jelous. suck it, stafer!
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: try another castle on June 30, 2009, 05:09:26 PM: Quote
If that MCdonalds coffee spill on lap woman can get a paycheck, why can't I?

Actually, titfuck, she had a valid case. After the McDingbat shoved a cup of coffee into her hands, instead of setting it down on the counter like the jerkface should have, it spilled all over her front and actually burned the fuck out of her genitals. She had to have reconstructive surgery to fix her junk, and she only sued for medical costs, which ran into the thousands.

Probably the most misreported case ever, since the media are all alarmist whores.

Not sure if you've been to mcdonalds, but their coffee is scalding, even now, after they've supposedly lowered the temperature. I drink a lot of coffee at many places, since San Fran is the coffee-house capital of the country, and micky dick's is pretty much undrinkable right out of the pot.

As for your desire for compensation, I wouldn't even give you a Ralph's coupon for your lame attempt at trollery and analogies.

0/10. You fail.

And as for the trailer park cracks, not everyone can afford a house, and class has nothing to do with common sense smarts, just access to privileged education. Think about all of the stupid nitwit fucks who went to private prep schools and live in mansions because they inherited their daddy's fortunes or live off of a fat trust fund.

I fucking hate classist bullshit. Just shows what kind of ignorance people have... people who should know better.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 05:14:21 PM: Aw, ingnit’ who considers The Bahamas a destination location. Predictably gauche. Yes, do pleas go lie there and die there.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 05:26:11 PM: [quote="try another castle[/quote]

And as for the trailer park cracks, not everyone can afford a house, and class has nothing to do with common sense smarts, just access to privileged education. Think about all of the stupid nitwit fucks who went to private prep schools and live in mansions because they inherited their daddy's fortunes or live off of a fat trust fund.

I fucking hate classist bullshit. Just shows what kind of ignorance people have... people who should know better.[/quote]
I agree with you about the coffee.
I also agree with your larger point, but Whoolligan can’t be expected to know better. It’s not like people.
Was calling him titfuck a baiting reference to the fact that it can’t get laid let alone hope for creative lovemaking positions, or were you trying to offer it some scrap of flattery?
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: try another castle on June 30, 2009, 05:29:43 PM: Quote from: "Post script psst. TAC"
[quote="try another castle

And as for the trailer park cracks, not everyone can afford a house, and class has nothing to do with common sense smarts, just access to privileged education. Think about all of the stupid nitwit fucks who went to private prep schools and live in mansions because they inherited their daddy's fortunes or live off of a fat trust fund.

I fucking hate classist bullshit. Just shows what kind of ignorance people have... people who should know better.[/quote]
I agree with you about the coffee.
I also agree with your larger point, but Whoolligan can’t be expected to know better. It’s not like people.
Was calling him titfuck a baiting reference to the fact that it can’t get laid let alone hope for creative lovemaking positions, or were you trying to offer it some scrap of flattery?[/quote]

Actually, it was one of my random composite words that I made up just a few minutes ago. Kind of like choadscholar or pus-cunt.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2009, 05:36:57 PM: Quote from: "try another castle"
Quote from: "Post script psst. TAC"

And as for the trailer park cracks, not everyone can afford a house, and class has nothing to do with common sense smarts, just access to privileged education. Think about all of the stupid nitwit fucks who went to private prep schools and live in mansions because they inherited their daddy's fortunes or live off of a fat trust fund.

I fucking hate classist bullshit. Just shows what kind of ignorance people have... people who should know better.

Quote from: "Post script psst. TAC"

I agree with you about the coffee.
I also agree with your larger point, but Whoolligan can’t be expected to know better. It’s not like people.
Was calling him titfuck a baiting reference to the fact that it can’t get laid let alone hope for creative lovemaking positions, or were you trying to offer it some scrap of flattery?

Quote from: "try another castle"
Actually, it was one of my random composite words that I made up just a few minutes ago. Kind of like choadscholar or pus-cunt.
You should totally trademark “choadscholar”.
That one has pizzazz.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2009, 03:59:21 PM: Quote from: "Guest"
If all the survivors on fornits pooled funds and resources to hire a lawyer and get a class action suit rolling then all of you might just be living on easy street the rest of your lives. Or you can just insult each other on the internet, the choice is yours... but I'm going to contact my laweyer and get the ball rolling on this.

Your cunt smells like fish eggs.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2009, 09:01:19 PM: Who,
Okay. Okay. You’re a misogynist little bitch ass we get it.
You can’t spell, but that you’ve managed to spell out fairly obviously.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Charly on July 01, 2009, 09:44:03 PM: http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)

Accurate facts about the McDonald's coffee case.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: try another castle on July 01, 2009, 11:22:25 PM: Quote
it held its coffee at between 180 and 190 degrees fahrenheit to
maintain optimum taste.

What a bunch of crap! How can you taste ANYTHING when it's too fucking hot to drink anyway?

McD's are wetawds.

thanks for the link, K.
Title: Re: I WAS ABUSED! So where's my PAYCHECK for PAIN and SUFFERING?
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2009, 12:01:59 AM: Quote from: "Guest"
I'm pretty sure I might have maybe been kind of somewhat possibly in a way sort of abused in a program. Where can I cash in on this.. because I really need some money right now. If that MCdonalds coffee spill on lap woman can get a paycheck, why can't I?

I DESERVE MONEY FOR MY SUFFERING.LOTS OF IT!

Pour some McDonald's hot coffee on your balls.