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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Che Gookin on May 18, 2009, 10:29:02 AM

Title: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Che Gookin on May 18, 2009, 10:29:02 AM
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When a student is struggling emotionally, instead of having him/her go to “time-out” CALO allows for the student to have a “time-in” through Closeness. Closeness leverages the power of relationships by creating physical and emotional intimacy.

Are you shitting me?

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Each student is also eligible for a weekly telephone call with parents. These phone calls are purposefully less supervised and provide an opportunity for students and families to interact genuinely.

LOL.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahah... I just pissed myself laughing.

the hilarity never ends..
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Che Gookin on May 18, 2009, 10:29:28 AM
www.ca-lo.com (http://www.ca-lo.com)
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Che Gookin on May 18, 2009, 10:39:10 AM
On their Canine page:

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Since Josh’s enrollment at CALO, I have seen the canine program being an important and effective part of Josh’s therapy. I think that Josh has the ability to attach to and care for a dog. I know that Josh looks forward to adopting his own dog and will love and care for it. We will also welcome the dog into the family here at the house when Josh would come home.

According to my source Josh had his dog taken away after threatening to kill it, and from what I gather this isn't the first time he has had a dog removed from his care over the same sort of incident.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Che Gookin on May 18, 2009, 10:40:58 AM
A direct quote from a survivor I asked about dog therapy:

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Dan

so did any of the dogs ever bite any of the students at Calo?

this dog therapy looks utterly retarded.
10:38pmXXXXXXX

no but the dogs now attatchment issues

lol

and the are mistreated

they
10:39pmDan

who are they mistreated by?
10:39pmXXXXXXXX

calo and the kids

if the kids get mad that will hit the dogs
10:39pmDan

poor mutts.

XXXXXXX

and they never do what we should with them

they sit in thier cages all day
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Ursus on May 18, 2009, 11:29:30 AM
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and they never do what we should with them

they sit in thier cages all day

The CALO Coach's Handbook clearly states that the dogs are to be kenneled no longer than 2 hrs at a time during the day, no longer than 9 hrs at a time at night.

I think they use the dogs as a touchy-feely gimmick to rein the parents in. Cheaper to purchase and house than horses.

If CALO really wants to cut costs, they should look into starting a tarantula program. I've heard that kids' ability to bond with parents vastly increases -- after investing some quality time with spiders. Probably a lot easier to bury than the mammals, should the relationship turn sour...
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Che Gookin on May 18, 2009, 11:52:48 AM
I'd wager to say your assertion of the dogs being a touchy feelie gimmick being dead bang on.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2009, 12:36:48 AM
First kid who trains the dogs to eat programmies gets a cookie.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Ursus on May 20, 2009, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: "Eliscu2"
LOL Spider Therapy:
http://http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

It seems to transfix some cats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1flOvTeLjQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1flOvTeLjQ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qIk2asW6Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qIk2asW6Y)[/list]
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: funsize on July 12, 2010, 10:44:09 PM
Haha please u dnt even knw what your tlking about..the dog therapy there is amazeing I was one of the original 8 I was there for two years and I knw the good an the bad there..but lemme tell you calo is one of the best programs out there..u try an sue calo ull have a fight..I've been in 7 programs juvy and alota other things and calos been the best...my word against yours will win..sry but id hop off if I was u..your waisting ur time :)
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Nihilanthic on July 12, 2010, 10:53:46 PM
Quote from: "funsize"
Haha please u dnt even knw what your tlking about..the dog therapy there is amazeing I was one of the original 8 I was there for two years and I knw the good an the bad there..but lemme tell you calo is one of the best programs out there..u try an sue calo ull have a fight..I've been in 7 programs juvy and alota other things and calos been the best...my word against yours will win..sry but id hop off if I was u..your waisting ur time :)

So why didn't they teach you in all of those programs basic grammar and how to write in English?

I'm glad petting a dog made up for everything else you went through though. My dog is pretty awesome too. But I bet whooter could tell you all about me and my dog.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: funsize on July 15, 2010, 08:14:14 PM
first off i dnt know who wooter is and second off i have fcking dyslexia...! keep tlking crap about calo if you want to...but if sme1 dse try an sue them ima stand by them and tell pple the truth..its a good program..ive been in 7 places and calos been the best..ive been to a program were they abuse u, give up on u, and frankly just dnt cae
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Che Gookin on July 15, 2010, 09:34:35 PM
Maybe Ken Huey could have given you a pair of his magical mormon underpants to help you with your dyslexia?
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Samara on July 15, 2010, 09:51:07 PM
LMAO... Magical Mormon Underpants!!! I think I will use that as a cure-all for everything!! Don't forget your MMU!
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: TigerEye on August 01, 2010, 06:45:18 PM
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
     --HERBERT SPENCER

Che, Nihilist, etc. - you are all ignorant.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: DannyB II on August 01, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: "TigerEye"
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
     --HERBERT SPENCER

Che, Nihilist, etc. - you are all ignorant.


OH, more then they will ever acknowledge or can. Tiger we just play along and allow them space to operate in their brainless unsophisticated circus.  

Great quote....been one of my favorites for years.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: TigerEye on August 02, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "TigerEye"
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
     --HERBERT SPENCER

Che, Nihilist, etc. - you are all ignorant.


OH, more then they will ever acknowledge or can. Tiger we just play along and allow them space to operate in their brainless unsophisticated circus.  

Great quote....been one of my favorites for years.

Cool - you must be a friend of Bill's then...
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: DannyB II on August 02, 2010, 08:09:16 PM
Quote from: "TigerEye"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "TigerEye"
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
     --HERBERT SPENCER

Che, Nihilist, etc. - you are all ignorant.


OH, more then they will ever acknowledge or can. Tiger we just play along and allow them space to operate in their brainless unsophisticated circus.  

Great quote....been one of my favorites for years.

Cool - you must be a friend of Bill's then...

Have been a friend for a while, yes. Happy to see you here also. Most posters behave appropriately but some can be devilish. I have had my moments, here.
Getting better at it though.
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: TigerEye on August 02, 2010, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "TigerEye"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "TigerEye"
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
     --HERBERT SPENCER

Che, Nihilist, etc. - you are all ignorant.


OH, more then they will ever acknowledge or can. Tiger we just play along and allow them space to operate in their brainless unsophisticated circus.  

Great quote....been one of my favorites for years.

Cool - you must be a friend of Bill's then...

Have been a friend for a while, yes. Happy to see you here also. Most posters behave appropriately but some can be devilish. I have had my moments, here.
Getting better at it though.

Lol! Progress not perfection!
Title: Re: CA LO completely changes website..
Post by: Pile of Dead Kids on August 02, 2010, 09:01:05 PM
Programmies stroking each other on Fornits is probably one of the most offensive things I can think of. Here's something to match it.

(http://http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/22/Absolute_lolicon_pedo_chart.jpg)