Fornits
General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: FemanonFatal2.0 on March 31, 2009, 04:24:23 AM
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So Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris and McGyver were sitting at the bar, enjoying their usual 2 beer 2 whiskey regimen....
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...the end.
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They thought of poor fem fatale and her effervescent enthusiasm for playful creativity which , in all likelihood, will not be shared by her ever-angry, ptsd tormented, or simply more more jaded fellow fornitsers, and recognized the “story” game would probably go nowhere.
“Now, pass me that beer,” said Chuck Norris, a Cedu staff member, “and let’s go rape 13 year old girls until they recognize how bad they are and the healing can begin!"
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I am a complete douche.
agreed.
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talk about the pot calling the kettle black, guest. You don't sound 'ever-angry' or 'jaded' at all. lol
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OK Kiddies!
Now that story time is over, it' s time for DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! so why don't you all go get in a circle?
Or if you kids don't want to play that, how about a nice game of TELEPHONE?
"Femanon said she sucked Che's fat dick in the program for an extra candy bar!" IS that it? No.. it can't be, someone must of changed it!
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I am a complete douche.
and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.
ok.. I uh.. guess that makes sense... somewhere.
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I am a complete douche.
and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.
Well, that might be a little bit of a problem. You see I have this medical condition called Micropenis, or "Baby-Dick Syndrome"... Considering this being quite a source of humiliation in my life, I decided to develop this dry, listless wit to compensate.
awww I'm sorry I had no idea.
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OK Kiddies!
Now that story time is over, it' s time for DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! so why don't you all go get in a circle?
Or if you kids don't want to play that, how about a nice game of TELEPHONE?
"Femanon said she sucked Che's fat dick in the program for an extra candy bar!" IS that it? No.. it can't be, someone must of changed it!
so fucking full of fail.
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I am a complete douche.
and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.
Well, that might be a little bit of a problem. You see I have this medical condition called Micropenis, or "Baby-Dick Syndrome"... Considering this being quite a source of humiliation in my life, I decided to develop this dry, listless wit to compensate.
awww I'm sorry I had no idea.
wrong again slappy-cakes.
I was born with NO penis whatsoever.
There was this egg hanging around, and then alluva sudden, some sperm busted in sporting a big fat "X" chromosome... that's around the time when my unborn soul said "FUCK!"
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I am a complete douche.
and I want you... especially because you are a *complete* douche and not a partial one.
Well, that might be a little bit of a problem. You see I have this medical condition called Micropenis, or "Baby-Dick Syndrome"... Considering this being quite a source of humiliation in my life, I decided to develop this dry, listless wit to compensate.
awww I'm sorry I had no idea.
wrong again slappy-cakes.
I was born with NO penis whatsoever.
There was this egg hanging around, and then alluva sudden, some sperm busted in sporting a big fat "X" chromosome... that's around the time when my unborn soul said "FUCK!"
Haha you lost the game!
of life.
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Haha you lost the game!
of life.
game's not over yet, mabel.
Besides, I grabbed myself a "testosterone and plastic surgery" card right after the cherry pitfalls.
Betcha I make it to candyland before you. :P
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Haha you lost the game!
of life.
game's not over yet, mabel.
Besides, I grabbed myself a "testosterone and plastic surgery" card right after the cherry pitfalls.
Betcha I make it to candyland before you. :P
Yea well I bought up all the rail roads so good luck traveling when I set out an APV with a "Go to Jail" card on your head.
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Play nice, you two! Look, Chuck Norris is crying over how his boys night out is ending in hostility. And it was his birthday!
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Play nice, you two! Look, Chuck Norris is crying over how his boys night out is ending in hostility. And it was his birthday!
lolz its all in fun. I would totally do castle, she knows that.
Although Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, Chuck Norris never cries.
damn I am really in the mood for some sushi.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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and don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
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wow, this thread is horrible. femanon, please refrain from starting threads until you can come up with something more interesting, or at least worthy of it's own topic. this is just... stupid.
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she knows that.
he.
What? You didnt get briefed on the family secret?
ok fine, here
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ftm (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ftm)
And no... I'm not in any of those pictures.
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she knows that.
he.
What? You didnt get briefed on the family secret?
ok fine, here
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ftm (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ftm)
And no... I'm not in any of those pictures.
honestly you are confusing.... at first I assumed you were a girl, then through reading some of your posts realized you were a guy then you said you were born without a penis and the X chromosome....???.... From what I remember from 8th grade science the egg holds the X chromosome, and the sperm either holds the X or the Y determining the sex.... if the sperm had the X then the DNA would show XX meaning you are a female. So either your sexually confused or you don't know dick about science. either way your fucking riddles are gay.
ooooooooooooooooooh FtM lol are you serious?
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Let me explain: Castle is a bio-girl(?) who dresses as a boy, or perhaps is a combo of chromosones that dont fall into either catagory. He's something like the main character from "boys don't cry."
He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys. He lives in San Fransisco, possibly with JT Leroy.
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.
A guy can dream.
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.
A guy can dream.
You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.
A guy can dream.
You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply
But men do? You perverts!
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.
A guy can dream.
You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply
You've just been hanging around the wrong women, sweetheart.
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.
A guy can dream.
You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply
You've just been hanging around the wrong women, sweetheart.
Yeah, I guess you're right. ::) But where are all these women that dream of being murdered? Maybe one of them is your girlfriend, not that anyone would blame her.
And just so you know, if you keep your dick in a drawer and still have your female reproductive organs, you're still a woman sweetheart, no matter how many testosterone injections you give yourself.
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And just so you know, if you keep your dick in a drawer and still have your female reproductive organs, you're still a woman sweetheart, no matter how many testosterone injections you give yourself.
Too late. The box got yanked last year. Moved from injections to gel years ago. You need to update your tranny monitoring software.
And every guy has their dick in drawers at least part of the day, unless they like to go commando.
but... that's very cute that you think you have insight into this.
Please, tell me more. Lemme grab a beer and my deck chair.