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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: ajax13 on February 10, 2009, 01:49:52 PM

Title: Please Send Underwear and Socks!
Post by: ajax13 on February 10, 2009, 01:49:52 PM
Total expenditures $ 4,758,645
Total revenue $ 6,698,686

With almost $2 000 000 left over from the magic Newtonian Healing Processes, you'd think AARC would be able to buy a few dozen pairs of jockeys and socks for the Unfortunates.
Title: Re: Please Send Underwear and Socks!
Post by: TheWho on February 10, 2009, 06:46:46 PM
Quote from: "ajax13"
Total expenditures $ 4,758,645
Total revenue $ 6,698,686

With almost $2 000 000 left over from the magic Newtonian Healing Processes, you'd think AARC would be able to buy a few dozen pairs of jockeys and socks for the Unfortunates.

Seems the green eyed monster is here.  How much do you have left over after taxes?  Do you need new underwear?
Title: Re: Please Send Underwear and Socks!
Post by: ajax13 on February 10, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
Every day a new low is reached by AARColytes. AARC spent $160 000 per individual to provide day-time only forced AA treatment for 30 people.  And at the same time begged donors to provide socks and underwear.
The best response to this that you can come up with is to accuse me of jealousy?  You AARColytes have got to start identifying yourselves so that we can get you in touch with the newspapers.  The sooner the public gets to hear you, the sooner we can wrap this thing up.
Title: Re: Please Send Underwear and Socks!
Post by: TheWho on February 10, 2009, 07:18:27 PM
Quote from: "ajax13"
Every day a new low is reached by AARColytes. AARC spent $160 000 per individual to provide day-time only forced AA treatment for 30 people.  And at the same time begged donors to provide socks and underwear.
The best response to this that you can come up with is to accuse me of jealousy?  You AARColytes have got to start identifying yourselves so that we can get you in touch with the newspapers.  The sooner the public gets to hear you, the sooner we can wrap this thing up.

Maybe a basic accounting course is in order.  You are obviously not an accounting major.  You seem to be the only one miffed.  Read up on debits and credits or ask a friend.
Title: Re: Please Send Underwear and Socks!
Post by: Anonymous on February 10, 2009, 09:35:32 PM
More please

http://www.canadahelps.org/CharityProfi ... yID=s43416 (http://www.canadahelps.org/CharityProfilePage.aspx?CharityID=s43416)

More

http://www.aarc.ab.ca/fundraising/NewsletterV3.pdf (http://www.aarc.ab.ca/fundraising/NewsletterV3.pdf)

More

http://www.cibcwm.com/wm/miracleday/Can ... sting.html (http://www.cibcwm.com/wm/miracleday/Canada/en/CharityListing.html)

And let's recruit some parents (like they haven't suffered enough) MORE PLEASE!!!

http://www.fortstjohn.ca/files/agenda/0 ... P/AARC.pdf (http://www.fortstjohn.ca/files/agenda/090209%20Council%20meetings/CIP/AARC.pdf)

need more socks still

http://www.am770chqr.com/Other/Stampede ... ackage.pdf (http://www.am770chqr.com/Other/Stampeder_Alumni_Association_Golf_Package.pdf)

And let's keep giving til death due us part

http://www.montrealgazette.com/story_pr ... 3&sponsor= (http://www.montrealgazette.com/story_print.html?id=1269953&sponsor=)

 :poison: