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Title: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 01:43:41 PM

Hello everyone,

I've been busy writing a biography about Sue Scheff of the PURE organization. I'm about finished with it. Does anyone have suggestions for a title? All ideas would be greatly appreciated...thanks!

Les Campbell

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 01:45:43 PM

Your life must be very dull.

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 01:48:59 PM

Not at all, my foolish friend. And this book is chock-full of juicy details. Now, a title, if you please.

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 02:09:20 PM

Pay "Guest" no mind, Les. Life is bitter for the Broccoli Stalker (http://http://www.fornits.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=26470&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=30#p322363).

How about: 'Purely Witless', or 'Purely At Wit's End'

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: psy on January 02, 2009, 02:33:32 PM

"A Twits End"

Make sure you include the bits where she sells kids off for dosh to facilities she has never ever visited.

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 02:36:47 PM

You do realize the only readers of this book are on fornits and number less than 5?

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: psy on January 02, 2009, 02:42:50 PM

Quote from: "Guest"

You do realize the only readers of this book are on fornits and number less than 5?

Oh there is a much bigger audience.  SS has made herself a public figure in the TTI and the whipping bitch of every tech, lawyer, and legal student who hates Reputation Defender.  There is a LARGE audience for SS.  I can tell you that by the website traffic I get on SueScheffTruth.com.

Shit.  If the book is good, and send me a copy, i'll even review it and post a link (for free too!  the site must remain noncommercial in nature).

What's my motivation?  To draw attention to the larger issue (the troubled teen indsutry, it's origins, and it's practices)

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 03:28:36 PM

How 'bout "Sue Scheff Touched My Junk And I STILL Have Lesions"?

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 03:47:38 PM

Quote from: "psy"

"A Twits End"

Make sure you include the bits where she sells kids off for dosh to facilities she has never ever visited.

This one has my vote. lol

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: psy on January 02, 2009, 03:49:16 PM

Quote from: "Guest"

Quote from: "psy"

"A Twits End"

Make sure you include the bits where she sells kids off for dosh to facilities she has never ever visited.

This one has my vote. lol

LOL.  I can't take credit for it, though. I forget who came up with that.  It is by far the most clever, I agree.

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2009, 03:58:34 PM

Red Panties Exposed: Confessions of a secret Industry Whore

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: Carmel on January 02, 2009, 06:10:52 PM

How about

PUREification: A Guide on Selling Your Teenager to the Highest Bidder.

Title: Re: Title for my Sue Scheff documentary
Post by: psy on January 02, 2009, 06:12:59 PM

Quote from: "Carmel"

How about

PUREification: A Guide on Selling Your Teenager to the Highest Bidder.

I like it.  It's catchy and descriptive at the same time. If I saw that on a bookshelf, I just might pick it up out of sheer curiosity.