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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Che Gookin on January 01, 2009, 09:01:02 AM

Title: Hormone crazed rogue terrorizing British Countryside!!
Post by: Che Gookin on January 01, 2009, 09:01:02 AM

Tale of the Scoundrel currently at large (http://http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081231/ts_afp/britainanimalsoffbeat_081231065506)

I think I laughed for a good ten point 6 seconds after reading this.

Title: Re: Hormone crazed rogue terrorizing British Countryside!!
Post by: dishdutyfugitive on January 01, 2009, 04:24:28 PM

Speaking of rogues, countrysides and terrorization...

Vacate the Mee Kong delta vincinity and head directly to the Taedong river. Hop on board the USS Pueblo and drive her banner class back stateside.

Should you safely return her to her home port , "W" himself will personally break you off a few million.

Cunda Lingus Rice will award financial Bonus points for:
- Kicking Kim Jong Ill in the nuts
- Rubbing your balls on his drum set.
- Collecting any portion of the $65 million judgement
- Orchestrating and executing a leaflet drop over pyongyang. Leaflet drop must contain NC17 language and adult situation cartoons that demonstrate that democracy  and single party socialist communisim are polar opposites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Pueblo_(AGER-2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Pueblo_(AGER-2))

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... AD95DD8DG0 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i3X26DO9QzTne8QnjLswU_Ya5_iAD95DD8DG0)