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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: dishdutyfugitive on October 22, 2008, 02:35:33 PM

Title: God's Pharmacy
Post by: dishdutyfugitive on October 22, 2008, 02:35:33 PM
I wonder if they, (703) 934-5552?, will be receiving any calls for Magnums and the like?

Reassuring to know that these folks think that God sprinkled dinosaur bones over the earth just for magical recreational purposes. Because after all the planet is only 4,000 years old.


http://www.divinemercycare.org/ (http://www.divinemercycare.org/)

When Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy opens Tuesday in a Chantilly shopping center, it will have on display a picture of St. John Leonardi, the 16th-century patron saint of pharmacists.

But there will be no birth-control pills, condoms, cigarettes or pornographic magazines. There will, however, be booklets on natural family planning.

DMC Pharmacy is one of the country's few "pro-life pharmacies" that refuse to dispense contraceptives on moral and health grounds, arguing that they cause abortions, lead to promiscuity or endanger a woman's health.

"Birth control is not health care," said Robert Laird, executive director of DMC, the Fairfax nonprofit that will own and operate the 1,500-square-footstore at 13945 Metrotech Drive. "We are catering to a special niche of people who like the pro-life message in their business."
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: Ursus on October 22, 2008, 02:57:55 PM
The dominionists have their own "parallel economy." They buy from each other, support each other, and try to worm their distribution networks into the "lay economy."
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: dishdutyfugitive on October 22, 2008, 03:02:00 PM
So if

"Birth control is not health care,"

and

Priests who molest children in their congregation is not a reportable crime........

is bongwater potable if you boil it in hash oil?
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: Ursus on October 22, 2008, 03:06:58 PM
I wonder if they carry herbal teas. I've heard of a nice calming chamomile blend that's great for curling up with a good book at the end of the day... (sorry, that's "The Good Book")




I believe the tea is called "End of Days."  :D
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: Froderik on October 22, 2008, 03:07:52 PM
Quote from: "dishdutyfugitive"
So if

"Birth control is not health care,"

and

Priests who molest children in their congregation is not a reportable crime........

is bongwater potable if you boil it in hash oil?
:D  :D  :D
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: dishdutyfugitive on October 22, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
Delicious. I'll try it after I finish this cup of "Bedtime Burning Bush".
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: Che Gookin on October 23, 2008, 12:44:45 AM
Do they have Bleeding Anus?
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: dishdutyfugitive on October 27, 2008, 01:36:01 PM
The Westboro baptist church is scary. And every middle of the road christian has a responsibity to weed their garden.


b]Westboro Baptist Church wikipedia[/b]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_B ... 2Fridicule (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church#Parody.2Fridicule)

Fall from Grace Documentary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-xx6bqq8_E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-xx6bqq8_E)

WBC lovefest
http://www.godhatesfags.com/ (http://www.godhatesfags.com/)




Government
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It's all 1 big power game. Using fear, consequences and emotional storytelling to achieve their agenda.
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: psy on October 27, 2008, 01:59:44 PM
Quote from: "dishdutyfugitive"
refuse to dispense contraceptives on moral and health grounds, arguing that they cause abortions

I've always loved that argument.  LOL.
Title: Re: God's Pharmacy
Post by: Antigen on October 27, 2008, 02:09:02 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=herbal+birth+control (http://www.google.com/search?q=herbal+birth+control)

I can tell you from experience that, when all else fails, mugwort is pretty reliable. It's not among the fool-proof safe herbs, though.