Fornits
General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: dishdutyfugitive on August 11, 2008, 12:24:09 AM
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Why are the following olympic sports:
- fake kayaking & canoeing
- badmiton
- bowling
- handball
- ping pong
- water skiing
- weight lifting
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- junk fondling (should be one)
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- SOLO synchronized swimming
Which is basically a persons feet sticking out of the water
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Why are the following olympic sports:
- fake kayaking & canoeing
- badmiton
- bowling
- handball
- ping pong
- water skiing
- weight lifting
What is "fake" kayaking? How is this be faked? Oh, they call ping pong "table tennis." I think their kinda all sports..except for weight lifting..unless it's who can lift the heaviest weights.
What I don't get is why the olympics are in china. I mean didn't super democracy spending freedom fighter GB invade Iraq because citizens had their human rights violated? By any measure, China violates, oppresses their citizenry in a much more intense, total way. It's a totalitarian death dealer. They have brainwashing gulags---and their gulags are even more physically abusive then ours. Transplanting organs by removing them from political prisoners while they're still alive and conscious? They haz it. I mean.. a more "evil" govt cannot be imagined. But, hey, China isn't oil rich and easily (so we thought) conquerable , so yeah, go TEAM!!
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Fudge packing
Tea Bagging
Bag Piping :D
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Why do I call it fake kayaking? The kayaking is done in a man made, all cement course. In my book that's a synthetic river. Why are we spending money creating synthetic rivers?
Who are these idiots in charge of fucking up good sports?
Why do these idiots ruin the olympics with fake sports? It's got to be $. Is there really that much demand for ping pong badmition and handball?
Don't get me started on women's softball. I've never seen such a dead serious bunch of broads wasting their time. I'd rather watch paint dry then watch those water buffalo muck about on the diamond.
What's next speed typing?
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obama said something yesterday that i've been hearing all over the news and talk shows...something about "look at bejing and the infrastructure that they've created...their airports are so superior than ours, blah blah blah...no wonder our american companies are looking to relocate in china, blah blah blah." the more that man talks the more he digs himself a huge hole. are you kidding me??? yeah, bejing created an olympic village. so what. so did hitler. did they also create highways and security at the airports? etc...i could go on and on. and i know that there are obama supporters out there, i actually thought about it for a little while...and i am not a fan of mccaine... but fuck...it seems like the man could learn a little before he opens his mouth.
china's a bad country to their people...not miles away from the olympics there's schools falling down and people dying. and he's saying that china's better than the US. i really didn't think mccaine had a chance at winning but every time obama opens his mouth he shows how ignorant he really is. i don't want mccaine either. the two party system is obviously falling to pieces...either one's going to be a disaster...i can't even decide if i'm even going to vote.
i might kick olympic ass at speed typing. just sayin.
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Lol, Obama neglects to mention that Chinese labor is dirty cheap and Chinese prison slave labor is even cheaper. Obama is a tool.
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i might kick olympic ass at speed typing. just sayin.
or at the very least "Texting while driving".
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Extreme Knitting
Underwater Tiddlely-winks
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pickup sticks?
jacks?
extreme hopscotch?
speed origami?
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Extreme "Free hand" Blunt rolling.
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extremely thin ice tetherball.
oooh, that would work for the hopscotch too.
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Cancerous ball fondling.
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I'm cyber stalking you!
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I'm cyber stalking you!
Fixed that for you. Come on man.. no one likes a stalker who can't spell.