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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Hyde Schools => Topic started by: Joseph W. Gauld on February 04, 2008, 04:44:32 PM
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Awright, ya knuckleheaded nimrods, har-de-har har har!! By populus demand, here's yer poll! Now, vote!! Vote!! Vote!!
Beloved Father Figure to y'alls, I'm a sher,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator
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I am the truth and the light and the way. Joe ain't shit, and his culty school sucks.
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Good Golly, Miss Molly!! This SMF software highlights the option in the lead, ha ha!!
How's things, JC? You haven't reared your head in here for awhile... ;)
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Count me as as unofficial option 3.
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I am doing well. I am preparing for my big role in "Jesus II : Jugdement Day"
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I am doing well. I am preparing for my big role in "Jesus II : Jugdement Day"
I thought that was the same thing as Graduation Day...
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joey G needs an enema
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It is difficult to differentiate between the vessel and that which it bares. Both of the same stuff, me thinks. The above mentioned remedy would relive only one and leave the other alas to no avail.
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joey G needs an enema
It is difficult to differentiate between the vessel and that which it bares. Both of the same stuff, me thinks. The above mentioned remedy would relive only one and leave the other alas to no avail.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Reliving the experience of Joe Gauld having an enema is not something I would prefer to participate in, thank you very much. I think I'll pass on the original experience as well, let alone the re-live.
As to what bares the vessel, I think he does that pretty well on his own. His difficulties lie more along the lines of knowing when to keep it zipped, and that goes for his pants as well as his mouth.
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It is difficult to differentiate between the vessel and that which it bares. Both of the same stuff, me thinks. The above mentioned remedy would relive only one and leave the other alas to no avail.
Course you could also say that the shit that honky dishes out is much the same deal, no matter which end it's dispensed from.
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the truth shall set you free
(http://http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/13/NegroJesus.jpg/326px-NegroJesus.jpg)
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the truth shall set you free
Must be why people feel so CAGED at Hyde. Very little Truth there, save the little truths of Hallmark ilk...
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(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q304/Harell_2006/Hometown%20Life/Cult.jpg)
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Hmm. The tally slowly rises. Where are all the cult-apologists? Would this not be an ideal opportunity to air their voices (or votes) of abject loyalty? :D
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(http://http://www.pissedonpolitics.com/Cartman_screw_you_guys.jpg)
"MIKE & CHRISTIAN"
"screw you Guys I'm going HOME"
Hm. Mr. Froderik, I do believe there was a Mike So-and-so who wrote sumthin like that down in the Mansion basement, but I don't think he was hanging 'round with a Christian So-and-so like yer photo suggests...
Matter o fact, I've a tried real hard to cram some Christian values down the necks of these good-fer-nuttin' spoiled panty-waists, and that's the thanks I git!! In the first days, Blanche and me always went to Church and I made it clear that the kids' Good Attitudes would be duly "recognized" if we saw them there, but not too many went after we stopped going so much ourselves...
And then there is the plumb simple fact of changing demographics: too much heterogenius in the religious sector. It outta all be One Church, as far as I'm concerned. Same thing anyhow, jes some don't know how to preach it right, har har har!!!
Righteous Babe to YOU, iffn yer young an blonde,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator