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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: psy on December 27, 2007, 01:50:50 PM

Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 27, 2007, 01:50:50 PM: Without a silly voice like mine, please. All you need is a microphone, a computer, and enough know-how to work sound-recorder. Email or PM me if you're interested.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2007, 01:53:26 PM: Anyone but Who!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2007, 01:54:07 PM: Anyone but Who!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 27, 2007, 01:54:35 PM: Quote from: ""Guest""
Anyone but Who!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, if he has a good voice I really wouldn't care. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do it, though. It would be counterproductive to his interests.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 27, 2007, 05:12:32 PM: Lols... dude I remember you laughing about how funny my voice sounded on camera.

You going to provide some sort of script or do you want the narrator to wing it?
Title: Re: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR please
Post by: Nihilanthic on December 27, 2007, 07:28:12 PM: Quote from: ""psy""
Without a silly voice like mine, please. All you need is a microphone, a computer, and enough know-how to work sound-recorder. Email or PM me if you're interested.

Me.

Call me.
Title: hmmm..
Post by: Deprogrammed on December 27, 2007, 08:10:45 PM: Psy,
What is the narration for?
I would love to do this for you.
Ihave always been told that I should have done radio or voice-overs etc. I have an extremely distinct speaking voice.

PM me please

warm regards,

-DP
p.s che has my email addy too if ye want it.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 05:17:38 AM: Wait a minute. You mean Avery Brooks said no?

Alas, my voice is even dorkier than yours, and what sorry excuse I have for recording equipment (a cheap assed mic that came with my old gateway computer from 1998) picks up a lot of noise.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 28, 2007, 08:05:56 AM: DP: The narration is for the Benchmark Movie.

I'll be typing up a script and i'll email it out as soon as it's done.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Rachael on December 28, 2007, 11:24:26 AM: J'ai oubliÃ© de le mentionner, mais je suis capable de le faire aux deux langues officielles aussi :)
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 28, 2007, 02:03:15 PM: I found a narrator. (The Voice of Shell Canada!) Thanks!
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 28, 2007, 02:04:56 PM: Quote from: ""try another castle""
Wait a minute. You mean Avery Brooks said no?

Alas, my voice is even dorkier than yours, and what sorry excuse I have for recording equipment (a cheap assed mic that came with my old gateway computer from 1998) picks up a lot of noise.

LOL.. yeah... When I called you on the phone I was like "holy shit... he sounds like I do when I hear myself on tape".
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 08:16:10 PM: Quote
mais je suis capable de le faire aux deux langues officielles aussi

Okay, let me see if I can translate the second part of this loosely. It's been a while since I took French in grade school.

"I am capable of speaking two languages as well."

Was that it?

I have no idea what the first part said. All I know is that it has "of the" in it.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 28, 2007, 08:21:44 PM: Quote from: ""try another castle""
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mais je suis capable de le faire aux deux langues officielles aussi

Okay, let me see if I can translate the second part of this loosely. It's been a while since I took French in grade school.

"I am capable of speaking two languages as well."

Was that it?

I have no idea what the first part said. All I know is that it has "of the" in it.

My translation was loosely, "Me love you long time in a vat full of poutine for five whole dollars."

I'm gonna go with castle's on this one.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 08:32:55 PM: Quote from: ""Che Gookin""
Quote from: ""try another castle""
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mais je suis capable de le faire aux deux langues officielles aussi

Okay, let me see if I can translate the second part of this loosely. It's been a while since I took French in grade school.

"I am capable of speaking two languages as well."

Was that it?

I have no idea what the first part said. All I know is that it has "of the" in it.

My translation was loosely, "Me love you long time in a vat full of poutine for five whole dollars."

I'm gonna go with castle's on this one.

Non! Non! Too beaucoup.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 28, 2007, 08:57:46 PM: Quote
mais je suis capable de le faire aux deux langues officielles aussi

Translation for the Americans: "but I am capable of doing it in the two official languages also"

mais - but
je suis - i am
capable - capable
de - of
le - it (in this case)
faire - to do (doing, in this case)
aux - in the (plural)
deux - two
langues - languages
officielles - official
aussi - also
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 09:03:52 PM: Quote from: ""psy""
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mais je suis capable de le faire aux deux langues officielles aussi

Translation for the Americans: "but I am capable of doing it in two official languages also"

mais - but
je suis - i am
capable - capable
de - of
le - it (in this case)
faire - to do (doing, in this case)
aux - in (plural)
deux - two
langues - languages
officielles - official
aussi - also

You know French, you faggot.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 28, 2007, 09:41:43 PM: Cabrone!
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: psy on December 28, 2007, 09:56:30 PM: Quote from: ""try another castle""
You know French, you faggot.

Something about a pot and a kettle comes to mind. :P
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 10:10:52 PM: Quote from: ""psy""
Quote from: ""try another castle""
You know French, you faggot.

Something about a pot and a kettle comes to mind. :P

Actually, the saying is "Well isn't *that* the pot calling the kettle bitch!"

And che, is that a picture of you in your avatar? If so, you look like a very drunk James Lipton. Cool!!
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 28, 2007, 10:12:58 PM: Yes.. and who is James Lipton?
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 10:19:36 PM: (http://http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YR6ZQ3jCL.jpg)
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 28, 2007, 10:21:14 PM: I have more hair and beer.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: try another castle on December 28, 2007, 10:28:05 PM: Quote from: ""Che Gookin""
I have more hair and beer.

Okay okay, fine. That's you in two years.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2007, 11:04:09 PM: Is james Lipton the most cringe inducing brown noser ever witnessed?

(Outside of the parents, and kids brown nosing the individual cult leaders, that is.)

I really think he is mentally ill or something? Does he realize he's speaking to Ben affleck, not the reincarnation of buhda? He always looks like a 14 year freshman gazing into the "big man on campus's" steel blue eyes yearning for a kiss.

He's coated in a sheen of slime.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 29, 2007, 12:20:02 AM: Castle find someone else to compare me to.. this james lipton dude scares me.
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2007, 01:44:00 AM: Quote from: ""Che Gookin""
Castle find someone else to compare me to.. this james lipton dude scares me.

is that your picture?
You should put someting up with where you have a more flattering expression :P
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 29, 2007, 07:39:35 AM: I couldn't find my dildo hat picture so I must make do with what I have.
Title: che
Post by: Anonymous on December 30, 2007, 10:16:49 PM: I couldn't find my dildo hat picture so I must make do with what I have.

hehehe. I especially enjoy the dart board in the background with THE WHO as a target. :D
Title: I NEED A FSCKING NARRATOR pls (edit: nevermind.. found one)
Post by: Che Gookin on December 31, 2007, 02:44:09 AM: That isn't the who... that is me. I was in a bar called Platinum in Gangnam South Korea.
Title: che
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2007, 09:25:37 PM: oh I knew the picture was you and not the WHO.

But I envisioned his picture pasted in the bulls eye of the dartboard. Zaaap!

Happy New Years!