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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 19, 2007, 11:50:01 PM

Title: OK, they need to start doing background checks on these.
Post by: Anonymous on November 19, 2007, 11:50:01 PM

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/ ... rrests.php (http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/14/america/NA-GEN-US-Shock-Collar-Arrests.php)

They need to stop selling these to just anybody.

One guess as to who wants to do what to these sickos, and if your guess didn't include high amperage, guess agin.

Title: OK, they need to start doing background checks on these.
Post by: Nihilanthic on November 20, 2007, 12:12:34 AM

Well humans are not good conductors...

 :P

Title: OK, they need to start doing background checks on these.
Post by: Anonymous on November 20, 2007, 12:15:59 AM

What the hell are you talking about, Niles? Don't you get your physics and biology lessons from Dethklok?

You've been targeted in the night
By violent Mercenaries
Your identity's been confused
With one that looks like you
You're a simple man living life
You are an electrician
But there's a bounty on your head
A billion unmarked traveler's checks

Run

Find your way deep into the woods
The dogs can smell your path
Try to find your way out of this
There seems to be no chance
Bounty hunters closer to you
Start to remember back
When you studied biology
flash back to your high school class
Wait, now, what did they say?
About the human body and
proportions of things
Blood, is, an energy conductor
I am full of that all I need is an outlet

They're getting closer
But now you have a plan
Lead them to the generator
Where there's solid land
The concrete floor will do just fine
And electric outlets
Open up your veins and splash the blood
And hit the power lines

BLOODROCUTED!
BLOODROCUTED!

You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED right NOW!

You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED right NOW!

Enemies stand dead in your blood
The stench of melting skin
All of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow
Though you are the victor tonight
Your time has come to GO

GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO

Your time has come to GO

GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO

Wait, now, what did they say?
About the human body and
proportions of things
Blood, is, an energy conductor
I am full of that all I need is an outlet

BLOODROCUTED!

Title: OK, they need to start doing background checks on these.
Post by: hanzomon4 on November 20, 2007, 01:34:56 AM

He should have called it therapy......

 :roll: