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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 06, 2007, 01:58:43 PM

Title: Apartment for rent in Oklohoma.
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2007, 01:58:43 PM

I am looking to rent my first floor two bedroom,one bathroom apartment in Oklohoma. Below you will find the current conditions of the apartment.I am asking for $975 a month.

The floor is in need of a complete replacement, you will not be able to flush the toilet the traditional way, a window in one bedroom is broken and can't be   opened, the ceiling of the complete apartment leaks,the stove cannot be used because it leaks gas when used,I will not give you a key to the building's door,you will have to ring another tenant's bell to get in, and if you want phone service,you will have to pay a technician to fixthe inside wires as they are damaged, however you will still be able to access the internet without repairing the inside wires.

That covers it,if you are interested or have any questions,simply post in this thread.

Thanks for reading!

Title: Apartment for rent in Oklohoma.
Post by: Rachael on August 06, 2007, 03:24:25 PM

Hahahahahaha!

I really hope this is a joke.... if not, move to Canada!