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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Marty Crudelick on June 18, 2007, 08:33:22 AM
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What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.
Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.
Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.
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What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.
Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.
Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.
I'm not sure if your quoting Marty here or Jar Jar Binks from star wars.
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What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.
Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.
Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.
I'm not sure if your quoting Marty here or Jar Jar Binks from star wars.
Jar Jar Binks is me-suh's 1/2 brother. Can't you see the resemblence?
George Lucas made him famous, but me-suh unfortunately only famous in elan and indian mongo-ville.
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Jar Jar & Kruglik sort of walked the same too! Alot of charactarastics off of Kruglik were put onto Jar Jar, the eyes, face, the hands to name a few. Half the time you couldn't make out what Kruglik was saying because for one he was a shy person, and two his face was always looking at the floor. Yes sir, Marty had him some serious guilt on his conscious, thats the only way a person would be looking at the floor all the time.
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What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.
Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.
Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.
Assistant, did you get a chance to read this?
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
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::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao::
You guys rock..
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::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao::
You guys rock..
Interesting how you just joined yesterday but, somehow you totally agree with people opinions who you don't even know. Captain Spalding sounds like another screen name like these others Botched Programming etc. Who are you?
Welcome Stranger:
"A foul disgusting Indian Mongoloid Reservationist that works @ Elan once told me:
Hi yuh yuh yuh , Hi yuh yuh yuh."
The Elan Reporter.
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Interesting how you just joined yesterday but, somehow you totally agree with people opinions who you don't even know. Captain Spalding sounds like another screen name like these others Botched Programming etc. Who are you?
Welcome Stranger
Considering that "Guests" can no longer post as of whatever date it was in late May, there have been no small number of "new" users who have recently joined, including our friend Toetag, and who have demonstrated a surprising adroitness and social ease in "agreeing with people's opinions who they don't even know"... :wink:
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::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao::
You guys rock..
Interesting how you just joined yesterday but, somehow you totally agree with people opinions who you don't even know. Captain Spalding sounds like another screen name like these others Botched Programming etc. Who are you?
Do you have a problem with my timing of joining?
I happen to find this site very amusing and entertaining, especially from those who make it entertaining. Just because you happen to have a different opinion, doesn't mean we should all have the same opinion as you.
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::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao:: ::rocker:: ::roflmao::
You guys rock..
Interesting how you just joined yesterday but, somehow you totally agree with people opinions who you don't even know. Captain Spalding sounds like another screen name like these others Botched Programming etc. Who are you?
Do you have a problem with my timing of joining?
I happen to find this site very amusing and entertaining, especially from those who make it entertaining. Just because you happen to have a different opinion, doesn't mean we should all have the same opinion as you.
Interesting, so when were you a resident of Elan?
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When were you there Toefag?
Who are you Toefag?
Why do you like licking Fartman11111 toes?
You expect me to answer your question after your immature rant?
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When were you there Toefag?
Who are you Toefag?
Why do you like licking Fartman11111 toes?
You expect me to answer your question after your immature rant?
Yes , I do. I was in Elan from 92-94, for 18 months. How about you?
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When were you there Toefag?
Who are you Toefag?
Why do you like licking Fartman11111 toes?
You expect me to answer your question after your immature rant?
Yes , I do. I was in Elan from 92-94, for 18 months. How about you?
I'm sorry, I am in the midst of commiting suicide in a lame attempt to help stop over population. Could you please submit the question again :question:
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Why hasn't it happened yet? Why don't you try messing with one of Marty's Buffalo, I'm sure that thing would help you move on to brighter pastures quickly.
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What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.
Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.
Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.
(http://http://www.beavercowchipnews.com/Tilden%20EMT%20draws%20cow%20chip%20web.jpg)
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What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.
Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.
Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.
(http://http://www.beavercowchipnews.com/Tilden%20EMT%20draws%20cow%20chip%20web.jpg)
Man is TCK gonna be pissed!
Looks like his Buffalo pies got confiscated. Never mess with another Indian Mongoloid Reservationist Buffalo pies, you never know if you will wake up wearing a sign around your neck.
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Is that EMT a man or a woman? I can't tell. Perhaps it's Tania/Tony Merette. Detachable penis and all.
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Is that EMT a man or a woman? I can't tell. Perhaps it's Tania/Tony Merette. Detachable penis and all.
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Guess who's "I-POD" has this song on "Repeat" ? Anyone wanna guess? Hmmmmmmm.......... [/color][/b]
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Is that EMT a man or a woman? I can't tell. Perhaps it's Tania/Tony Merette. Detachable penis and all.
Assistant:
How is the Kruglik & Merret realtors doing in sales these days?
On a different matter, check out this clip I ran across.
http://www.break.com/index/embarrasing_ ... ident.html (http://www.break.com/index/embarrasing_hot_tub_accident.html)
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Marty Kruglik recently had Kruglik & Merette Realtors upgraded to IMI (Indian Mongoloid Incorporated) status with the IMR Governing Tribal Council. Because the real estate company is located on Injun Mongoloid tribal grounds, it is not subject to U.S. tax laws. However, TCK only makes $250 per week plus about $50 in real estate income, so he does not like to pay taxes at all, even to the IMR Governing Tribal Council which TCK claims sovereign hi yuh yuh yuh authority ("me suh Chief Coordinator, me suh make rules," he explains.) As an Indian Mongoloid Incorporated Company, TCK is subjected to a reduced tax rate, provided he furnishes proof of four kiddie molestations per quarter and donates two buffalo pelts per month to the council.
To answer your question, Kruglik & Merette Realtors, IMI has been thriving. TCK is now commanding an average commission of $50 per week and Tania/Tony Merette is close behind with an average of $35 per week. Of course, when you consider that TCK and Tania Merette have almost zero overhead and no living expenses, thanks to Elan and the IMR, that is quite a tidy sum, especially for two low-life Mongoloids.
Also if you donate two used little boys underpants and use the newly formed Hi Yuh Yuh Mortgage IMI to finance your loan, TCK and Tania/Tony will pay 50 percent of your closing costs on your new tepee. This is a limited time offer, so move your hi yuh yuh yuhing ass around the campfire or TCK will verbally reprimand you!
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Guess who's "I-POD" has this song on "Repeat" ? Anyone wanna guess? Hmmmmmmm.......... [/color][/b]
Whatever happened to King's Missile anyway? Good song.
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They joined the ranks of the "One Hit Wonders" crew.
All over the world there are many bands/muscians that live off of the one song they released that everyone loved. All of their appearences showcase their "1" hit song.
Then they play a few more songs that got little to no radio play whatsoever to take up the hour they were booked to play for. The only thing people want to hear however is THAT one hit wonder song.
What makes an artist like "Mariah Carey" for example, hit the top of the charts with EVERY song she releases, even those she "guest starred" on for other artist's albums?
Then you have bands/muscian's like "EMF" who took us into 1991 with the hit EVERYONE was singing, "Unbelievable" "The things you say, your unbelievable" .....
That was a very catchy little ditty huh?
Or how bout' these moldy oldies?: " Faith No More" "Epic" "You want it all but you can't have it, it's in your face but you can't grab it" That song rocked my eight grade school dances in 1990.
Who can forget THIS one from the same year: "You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend" Where are you TODAY Mr. "Biz Markie"?
Then we have "2" "1 Hit Wonders" from the SAME year with almost the same song title...Bringin us back to 1992 is *drumroll please* .........
"Jump" and "Jump Around" by "Kris Kross" and "House of Pain"
Who could ever forget the backwards clothing and that mad cool Irish band that reveled in drinking, hot chicks and even hotter parties. Everyone knew the Irish has a knack for partying, but, it was not until this band came along that they knew just how bad ass us Irish folk can REALLY be.
What are some of the other "One Hit Wonder" bands/songs that you all love to this very day?
Come on admit it you know you liked the " Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock" song "It takes two to make a thing go right, it takes two to make it out of site"!
Everytime that song comes on my radio I admit to it that I bump it up and sing along, loud and proud to of been alive and old enough to remember when the song hit the charts.
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4 Non Blondes, Crash Test Dummies and ChumbaWumba are all memorable. Actually, Crash Test Dummies fucking sucked, but that "Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm" was something you couldn't get out of your head. And Chumbawumba was cheezy. Only 4 Non Blondes were actually decently talented
Truthfully, most '90s music, save for TRUE alternative, totally blew. Mid-to-late '90s stuff (circa '96-'97) was especially bad. I mean between Paula Cole, Shawn Colvin, Chumbawumba, White Town, Los Del Rio (HEY MACARENA!!!), I almost died of boredom. Thank the Lord for The Grateful Dead nostalgic period, which was totally still in full swing for a few years after Jerry died (at least in my head.)
Remember that stupid "Train" song, with that annoying "Ride dat choo-choo" chorus. I truly wanted to murder whoever wrote that.
Those are the most memorable one-hit wonders for me. Almost all detestable.
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Oh and TCK likes to spank it to New Kids on the Block.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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TCK's favorite song is *Pass the tomahawk to the left hand side*.
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Lamest songs ever recorded:
http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?t=20758 (http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?t=20758)
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I hear ya Assistant, I liked 4 Non Blonds, they had a few cool songs. No hits after that one major song but they were ok regardless.
OMG! The Crash Test Dummys drove me nuts with that MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm song!
I liked the song until it stayed in my head ALL day one time, then I hated it for distracting me.
I personally liked the 90's music better than any other time period. I was into Nirvana and Pearl Jam and The Screamiong Tree's and Meat Puppets and The Lemon Heads. Whom I got to see for free in July of 94 in Chicago. Poi Dog Pondering opened for them.
I saw The Meat Puppets for free also in NYC in April of 94. I had just turned 18 and went to see them a week later. They were mad cool and my friend Katie and I got their autographs.
They were doing a "Earth Day" concert on the "South Street Seaport" piers.
Of course they dedicated the show to Kurt. That was uber cool. They sung a few Nirvana tunes. The crowd began a pit. How we did not get hurt was beyond me! I was wearing Birk's and Katie came equipped with the knee high red Doc Martens. Can we say "That's Hot?!"
A shit load of good tunes came from that era. Not many can compete now a days.
I was picking out the corniest "One Hit Wonders" that is why a few of the 90's bands did not make the cut despite being a "OHW". Their song was too cool to call cheezy.
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Oh and TCK likes to spank it to New Kids on the Block.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
THAT was funny.
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TCK's favorite song is *Pass the tomahawk to the left hand side*.
I just found he likes "Backstreet Boys (Fat Babe) as well.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeiWKchdCA8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeiWKchdCA8)
"Backstreet Boys - I Want A Fat Babe"
Yeah...
Your ass...is wider...than a...
Truck tire...
Believe... when I say...
I want a fat babe...
Roast beef... is too good...for farts...
Can't reach... to... your ass...
When I say...
I want a fat babe...
Tell me why skimmed milk just aint the thing for me...
Tell me why diet foods aren't just too fit for me...
Tell me why I never see you losing weight...
Cause I want a fat babe...
Thin girls... are starving on what...
We're carving... what they say--has no weight
But I want a fat babe...
Tell me why thin girls always feeling lonely
Tell me why their ass is always saggy...
Tell me why they always get the spotlight
But I want a fat babe...
Now I can see some fried chicken darts...
And some soufflé and roasted beef... yeah
Don't try to resist it cause I know that you know...
How badly you want to eat -
Your ass... is wider... than a hand drier...
Eat more... Eat more... Eat more... Eat more
Don't ever lose some! Weight....
Eat nothing but a whole... beef
Eat nothing but a fatty stake...I wanna see you eat...
I never wanna lose your weight...
Ahhhh want a fat babe...
Tell me why you started losing weight...
Tell me why... you took on some dieting...
Tell my why I never wanted you to lose weight
Cause I want a fat babe...
Tell me why you started losing weight...
Tell me why... you took on some dieting...
Tell me why I never wanted you losing weight
Cause I want a fat babe...
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I saw The Meat Puppets for free also in NYC in April of 94. I had just turned 18 and went to see them a week later. They were mad cool and my friend Katie and I got their autographs.
They were doing a "Earth Day" concert on the "South Street Seaport" piers.
I forget what year it was that I saw The Meat Puppets.. but it was in this bar in SE Baltimore.. very small venue. I think it wasn't long after Huevos came out, whenever that was...great band!
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I dig most of the music you referenced, Java Gurl, because that WAS true alternative or, at least, grunge. It's only when they tried to expand the definition and make everything alternative, that they failed miserably. I mean, a pioneering group like The Smiths or The Cure has NOTHING in common with Chumbawumba.
And who the FUCK decided to take someone else's version of "How Soon is Now" for that "Charmed" show. They couldn't get licensing from Morrissey and Marr? Fucking cheap bastards. A group like The Smiths always gets the shaft in the U.S.
Chief Kruglik also blows little boys and Maine wildlife. I tried to book him, but I got a GM.
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I dig most of the music you referenced, Java Gurl, because that WAS true alternative or, at least, grunge. It's only when they tried to expand the definition and make everything alternative, that they failed miserably. I mean, a pioneering group like The Smiths or The Cure has NOTHING in common with Chumbawumba.
And who the FUCK decided to take someone else's version of "How Soon is Now" for that "Charmed" show. They couldn't get licensing from Morrissey and Marr? Fucking cheap bastards. A group like The Smiths always gets the shaft in the U.S.
Chief Kruglik also blows little boys and Maine wildlife. I tried to book him, but I got a GM.
Yeah I wondered about the "Charmed" thing too. People actually believe the song is by the person singing it on the show!
Little do they know it is way over 10 years old.
They also played the song on that movie "The Craft".
The Smiths do get the shaft in the states as does The Cure. I guess the "scene" in the states that reps those bands is not big enough to carry them outside of Europe. Go figure.