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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Froderik on June 06, 2007, 11:05:35 PM

Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 06, 2007, 11:05:35 PM: I want to make a flyer that I can hand out to people -- especially those DARE people that set up outside the WALMART -- that tells whatever there is to tell about who they work for and why the organization itself is an invasion of privacy...

I do know that Betty Sembler had something to do with DARE.

Any thoughts, input, ideas are more than welcome...thanks.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: webdiva on June 07, 2007, 12:00:54 AM: we could do something similar to the one i made for todd when he was gonna go on his muppet road trip to DFAF!!! ROFL

(http://http://webdiva.homeip.net/erniebert.jpg) :rofl: :rofl:
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 02:01:27 AM: I have a strange habit of accidentally knocking over stands when walking by.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: webdiva on June 07, 2007, 02:16:12 AM: Quote from: ""Guest""
I have a strange habit of accidentally knocking over stands when walking by.

do you walk by stands often? lol
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 11:05:10 AM: Was that you at walmart this morning, some weird dirty old man was trying to hand me a flyer..
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 11:33:03 AM: I have a cool DARE t-shirt you can wear while you do it.......it's fun to get high while wearing it, too.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 07, 2007, 11:45:32 AM: Quote from: ""Guest""
Was that you at walmart this morning, some weird dirty old man was trying to hand me a flyer..

Yeah that was me; sorry, it's just that I recently acquired that trenchcoat and...well, nevermind. :lol:
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: webdiva on June 07, 2007, 12:05:43 PM: Quote from: ""Guest""
I have a cool DARE t-shirt you can wear while you do it.......it's fun to get high while wearing it, too.

i have a sneaking suspicion that you think it's fun to get high wearing just about anything or even nothin! yep! i believe so! lol
Title: D.A.R.E.
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Title: Re: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 07, 2007, 03:07:37 PM: Quote from: ""Froderik""
I want to make a flyer that I can hand out to people -- especially those DARE people that set up outside the WALMART -- that tells whatever there is to tell about who they work for and why the organization itself is an invasion of privacy...

I do know that Betty Sembler had something to do with DARE.

Any thoughts, input, ideas are more than welcome...thanks.

So anyway...
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: RTP2003 on June 07, 2007, 08:54:09 PM: The flyer should read:

Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????

(sorry, couldn't resist)
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 07, 2007, 09:08:17 PM: Perhaps that should go on it in small print somewhere, lol.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 08, 2007, 08:34:13 AM: So like you know I really wanna make this flyer to enlighten (or at least piss off) the DARE people outside of the WALMART.

I know there's a Sembler connection, but don't recall the specifics. I know DARE tries to get kids to snitch on their parents for drug or alcohol use.

I'm looking for a few good one-liners to put on there, along with an exposé of what DARE really is. Any ideas?
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 10:50:20 AM: Plant a bag of sugar under their table and squeel to Walmart and say you saw them selling drugs, mine as well play by their rules. Let them see what it feels like from the other en.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 08, 2007, 01:30:17 PM: Not a bad idea, but I think I'd rather fight clean and just hand them some revealing information.

Also, consider the possibility that the people at the stand may have no idea who Betty Sembler is, etc.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on June 09, 2007, 12:26:25 PM: I dared myself to bump this thread and accepted...
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Antigen on June 14, 2007, 09:26:42 PM: Quote from: ""Froderik""
So like you know I really wanna make this flyer to enlighten (or at least piss off) the DARE people outside of the WALMART.

I know there's a Sembler connection, but don't recall the specifics. I know DARE tries to get kids to snitch on their parents for drug or alcohol use.

I'm looking for a few good one-liners to put on there, along with an exposé of what DARE really is. Any ideas?

Betty Sembler is on the bod of DARE International. There are prolly a lot of other crossovers, like DATIA sponsorship `n such. Doesn't matter, not compelling info to most people who haven't had their personal junk touched so liberally by these particular sadistic lunatics.

Here's a nice question, though. Maybe you can build something catchy on it.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Antigen on June 14, 2007, 09:28:16 PM: Quote from: ""Guest""
Plant a bag of sugar under their table and squeel to Walmart and say you saw them selling drugs, mine as well play by their rules. Let them see what it feels like from the other en.

Talc works better
Title: Re: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on July 03, 2007, 08:49:18 PM: Quote from: ""Froderik""
I want to make a flyer that I can hand out to people -- especially those DARE people that set up outside the WALMART -- that tells whatever there is to tell about who they work for and why the organization itself is an invasion of privacy...

I do know that Betty Sembler had something to do with DARE.

Any thoughts, input, ideas are more than welcome...thanks.

//bump\
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2007, 12:29:44 AM: I like the idea, pass out flyers against child abuse and mention both DARE and NAMBLA. By equating the two in the minds of the public, plus the added bonus of having the "Miller Newton touched my junk" thread printed on the back of your flyer in glow in the dark ink, you will help create the (correct) perception that DARE is as dangerous to kids as NAMBLA. Use words like "Organizations which promote child abuse, such as DARE, NAMBLA, and The Miller Newton Foundation for Decency......".

I also like the idea of narcing them out, but I wouldn't use a white powder, it could get you called "bio-terrorist". Use aspirin and oregano instead. Better yet, just get their tag #s, pay a detective (or Richard B)to find out where they live, then call in an "anonymous tip": you heard a couple arguing about the car and feeding of their meth lab. Tell them you saw dirty naked kids wandering around in the mud in the front yard, drooling, and disoriented.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2007, 07:40:44 PM: Yah, and when you buy any flex your rights products, mention Fornits.
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2007, 08:30:56 PM: Oh, they get a kickback from that too?
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: Froderik on October 10, 2007, 09:34:51 AM: \bump//

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse ... _Education (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse_Resistance_Education)
Title: D.A.R.E.
Post by: felice on October 12, 2007, 01:59:50 AM: "I turned in my parents and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

With the Dare Logo
Title: LOOK WHAT A BUNNY COUGHED UP
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse ... _Education (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse_Resistance_Education)[/quote]