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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on April 22, 2007, 09:34:16 AM

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 22, 2007, 09:34:16 AM

I'm a hi-yuh-yuh Indian
and I dance around my totem pole

I have long grey out of style greasy hair
and smell like an old buffalo

I'm ashamed to look white man in the face
so I stare at the ground and moan

I bet wages on ring bout fights
so I have some money to hold

My hands are swollen from buffalo enimas
and I am getting real old

I'm a hi-yuh-yuh Indian
and I dance around my totem pole

My tipis is made of little boys underpants
And I like to often refer to it as home

All together now...

I'm a hi-yuh-yuh Indian
and I dance around my totem pole

I'm a hi-yuh-yuh Indian
and I dance around my totem pole

I'm a hi-yuh-yuh Indian
and I dance around my totem pole

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2007, 12:00:14 AM

:rofl:  :rofl:  Someone should forward this stuff to Elan!

Does Marty even work there anymore?

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2007, 08:17:20 AM

:rofl:  :rofl: *HYSTERICAL* :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2007, 11:41:24 AM

Talking to all your friends I see.
Must be horrible to be such a loser.Resorting to talking to yourself on an anon message board.
Try cyanide.. its quick,odorless......no draino aftertaste

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2007, 10:01:16 PM

Marty's GM's DID suck...

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2007, 04:11:10 PM

When I was in Elan Marty used to talk about getting GMs as a resident. Wonder why he got them.

Marty's GMs were just stupid and boring.

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2007, 09:25:55 PM

Maybe he didn't put hospital corners on his tent!

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2007, 09:39:34 PM

Quote from: ""Guest""

Talking to all your friends I see.
Must be horrible to be such a loser.Resorting to talking to yourself on an anon message board.
Try cyanide.. its quick,odorless......no draino aftertaste

Eliscu. wasnt it obvious this is Arts post?

Art, youre as much of an idiot as the person who posted the "song"

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 26, 2007, 09:44:39 AM

Quote from: ""Guest""

Quote from: ""Guest""

Talking to all your friends I see.
Must be horrible to be such a loser.Resorting to talking to yourself on an anon message board.
Try cyanide.. its quick,odorless......no draino aftertaste

Eliscu. wasnt it obvious this is Arts post?

Art, youre as much of an idiot as the person who posted the "song"

Now this ASSumption is correct.. As is the statement
Talking to yourself on an anon message board to make others believe someone else agree's with your stupid ass is hysterical.You have been doin it for years. I find your illness quite funny.
Cyanide is a viable way to get better..try it

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 28, 2007, 08:53:07 AM

*Talking to yourself on an anon message board to make others believe someone else agree's with your stupid ass *

Umm excuse me, hey dumbass, this is what you do and have been for years now.
How the fuck do you live with yourself Artie? You are all about lies and being a hypocrit. You really are fucked in the head.

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 28, 2007, 09:48:44 AM

Good Morning and a hearty fuck you to ya
you are still playing the little girl game,and I just dont want to play.
Instead of making up lies about shit you do ...Go enjoy the day !

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 28, 2007, 07:14:34 PM

Quote from: ""Guest""

Good Morning and a hearty fuck you to ya
you are still playing the little girl game,and I just dont want to play.
Instead of making up lies about shit you do ...Go enjoy the day !

Such a negative angry person. I dont care what your name is or who you are. You sir, are an asshole. You "dont want to play"?
Hey stupid, you ARE playing...you never STOP playing.

Shut

the

fuck

up

Please?

Just because someone doesnt like your attitude here and what you stand for doesnt mean theres something wrong with them...I'd say the fact that so many people cant fucking stand you...oh, never mind. Youll just come back with some stupid "little girl" drano drivel.

God youre a moron.

One person calls you a horse...disregard
Two people call you a horse...think
Three people? Buy a fucking saddle....
Ass

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 28, 2007, 09:19:44 PM

wow thats pretty good for a lowlife like yourself
You and your sentence structure are easy to pickout.
Arent you a little early?
Take a nice long drive across the Columbia.Use the 205 bridge.Just before Government Island,make a hard right

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2007, 08:14:04 AM

Always gotta get the last word in Artie huh?

Go fuck your Momma Troll!

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2007, 09:59:19 AM

Well yesterday,that would be you.
Congrats,you must be SO proud of yourself. I know everyone here is in AWE that you got the last word in,last night.If only I were that insecure.If only I could think like a 7 yr old.If I could only post vile pics,and be an asshole to someon whom I have never even met.
Wow .. then I could be just like you.
ummm
hmmm
welll
Nevermind.Its not in me to be like that to another human being.Oh well,at least we can count on you and your shiteater pals to "be all they can be" in the asshat catagory.
Be sure to tell your grandkids about how you bullied others,with a secret moniker hiding your identity on the internet.Make sure to tell them about all your pleasant postings. Your family must be so proud.

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Froderik on April 29, 2007, 10:13:55 AM

::blah::  ::lala::  ::T::  ::argue::  ::bangin::

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2007, 10:48:27 AM

My sentiments EAXACTLY

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2007, 07:44:41 AM

STFU Art.. You stupid bastard, you can't spell words right or even make sense. Don't you ever get tired of being a loser? Every fucking day you have to run your little mouth.
You fuckin Troll!

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2007, 08:24:45 AM

Quote from: ""Guest""

STFU Art.. You stupid bastard, you can't spell words right or even make sense. Don't you ever get tired of being a loser? Every fucking day you have to run your little mouth.
You fuckin Troll!

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: .....
 
 
Now if this little display of temper tantrum isnt funny,I dont know what is.....
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2007, 02:52:28 PM

Quote from: Guest

STFU Art.. You stupid bastard, you can't spell words right or even make sense. Don't you ever get tired of being a loser? Every fucking day you have to run your little mouth.
You fuckin Troll![/quote
 
oh no kid, no not defensive at all. You are still having problems with remedial English, I see. I am just stating the obvious. That's all. Sorry your feelings were hurt, you little pussy. When you grow up some, you'll find out how to better handle being put down. But I guess you are used to it already, right Sparky?

Title: Funny song
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2007, 06:08:16 PM

There's an even funnier one here: Elan School

I about crapped my pants when I heard it.

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: java.gurl on May 29, 2007, 10:36:52 PM

That be some funny shit...I saw some of them girls wearing Elan t shirts..Why didn't I ever get one? I am pissed..Where's the Shingle??

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: The Elan Reporter on May 30, 2007, 05:43:44 AM

I believe them Elan Tees where publicity props for the camera shoot. Then again, I wouldn't hold it past the creeps to charge the parents an astronomical fee to the students that got shirts.

Title: Back to song
Post by: Tribal Chief Kruglik on June 06, 2007, 11:06:09 AM

Me suh hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole.

I run general meetings for troubled teens

But  I'm really not too bold

Me suh live on Injun reservation

And my underpants smell of mold

By the time parents find out my abusive ways

I'll long be dead and cold.

I'm a hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!

Title: Back to song
Post by: Tribal Chief Kruglik on June 06, 2007, 11:06:21 AM

Me suh hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole.

I run general meetings for troubled teens

But  I'm really not too bold

Me suh live on Injun reservation

And my underpants smell of mold

By the time parents find out my abusive ways

I'll long be dead and cold.

I'm a hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 07, 2007, 08:17:44 AM

Kruglik gets a totem pole make-over..

TCK decided to give his totem pole a fresh make over using Buffalo shit and piss.
TCK applied fresh turds and urine all over his 15 ft high totem pole and announced at a house meeting that totem pole dancing will now be manditory for all elan residents.

Featured songs that will be sung around the totem pole and camp fire will include. * I'm a hi-yuh-yuh-indian*, *Swollen hands/grey greasy hair* & *Walk like a Kruglik*

The song *Walk like a Kruglik* is the same song as the Bangels *Walk like an Egyptian*

All the old resident plaques on the totem pole
They do the hi-yuh-yuh dance don't you know
If they move too quick (hi yuh yuh )
They're falling down like a domino

All the bazaar mongo injuns by the IMR
They got the money on a bet
The elan ring (hi yuh yuh )
They snap their teeth on your penis

Kruglik types with the grey greasy hair say
hi yuh yuh , hi yuh yuh  
Walk like a Kruglik

[The] shotdowns take their trays
They spin around and they scrub the floor
They've got the moves (hi yuh yuh )
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the elan kids so sick of signs
They like to split and go into the corner
When kruglik yells general meeting (hi yuh yuh )
They're walking like a Kruglik

All the kids in the dining room say
hi yuh yuh ,  hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik

Stomp your feet on the ground face your head to the ground
place your hand over your mouth pat it back several times
now you are a mongo indian (hi yuh yuh )
and you'll soon smell like one and lie

If you want to find all the staff
They're hanging out in the luggage cabin
They smoke dope (hi yuh yuh )
[They] bet money on the ring fights

All the Mongo Injuns with their cow pies
The shotdowns scrub the bathrooms
And the elan staff know (hi yuh yuh )
They walk the line like Kruglik

All the residents in elan say
hi yuh yuh   hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik
Walk like a Kruglik

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on June 07, 2007, 11:36:52 AM

hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuhhi-yh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 15, 2007, 08:22:28 AM

(http://http://inlinethumb25.webshots.com/472/2222120480010753526S425x425Q85.jpg)

I wonder who lives in this teepee??? Hmmm????

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 15, 2007, 08:26:46 AM

http://[url=http][img]http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/4465/2384589360010753526S600x600Q85.jpg[/img][/url]

The I.M.R early years. Can you guess which teepee is Marty's?

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Froderik on June 15, 2007, 08:46:03 AM

Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""

(http://http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/4465/2384589360010753526S600x600Q85.jpg) (http://http://travel.webshots.com/photo/2384589360010753526QxRrEu)

The I.M.R early years. Can you guess which teepee is Marty's?

Hmm.. the Great Spirit tells me it's the one on the left..  :lol:

I don't know, which one of them is made out of boys' underwear?  :rofl:

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 15, 2007, 09:04:40 AM

Quote from: ""Froderik""

Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""

(http://http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/4465/2384589360010753526S600x600Q85.jpg) (http://http://travel.webshots.com/photo/2384589360010753526QxRrEu)

The I.M.R early years. Can you guess which teepee is Marty's?

Hmm.. the Great Spirit tells me it's the one on the left..  :lol:

I don't know, which one of them is made out of boys' underwear?  :rofl:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: Marty Crudelick on June 18, 2007, 08:19:47 AM

Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""

Quote from: ""Froderik""

Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""

(http://http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/4465/2384589360010753526S600x600Q85.jpg) (http://http://travel.webshots.com/photo/2384589360010753526QxRrEu)

The I.M.R early years. Can you guess which teepee is Marty's?

Hmm.. the Great Spirit tells me it's the one on the left..  :lol:

I don't know, which one of them is made out of boys' underwear?  :rofl:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Thats me-suhs teepee village when first constructed.
you-suh cannot see litte boys underpants because underpants were
placed inside of teepee so that me-suh can admire them.
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.

It has been brought to me-suh's attention as to why me-suh is always looking at ground when walking.
Me-suh's is always looking for animal droppings, so that me-suh's can make war paint for face.
Me-suh is not ashamed at all, me-suh very proud and thankful. Me-suh has alot to be proud and thankful about.
Me-suh get free clothing, free car, and live tax free on great Indian mongo village. Me-suh dance around fire and put on praying paint for great 3-house general meeting.
Me-suh love 3 house general meetings, me-suh pick students at random to stand in front of house so that they can be yelled and spat at.
Me-suh also provoke them so that me-suh can get them to act out and me-suh then call for ring.

Me-suh try to brain wash all new students and convert them into hi-yuh-yuh-yuh Indian mongos.
All new students recieve feather upon entering house.
Me-suh plucks them me-self.

Title: I wrote this little song for Marty
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 20, 2007, 08:59:01 AM

Hi yuh yuh yuh , hi yuh yuh yuh.