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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Satiric Troll on April 08, 2007, 02:01:08 AM

Title: looking for someone to help me get my son to his program.
Post by: Satiric Troll on April 08, 2007, 02:01:08 AM
Hello, My son Tim  is going to a program called Tranquility Bay in Jamaica.

Tranquility Bay is known as one of the best treatment centers in the world for pot smoking.

The problem is I can barely pay the tuition for the program and don't have any money for an escort service.

I am hoping that there would be some big hearted,  burly, person here that would be willing to forcefully remove him from my home in the middle of the night and transport him to Tranquility Bay.

My Educational Consultant said he is gonna be dead,insane, or in jail if he doesn't get help now.

I can only afford to pay for the airline tickets to Jamaica and back and pay the person fifty dollars.

But the real pay will be in knowing my son has a chance to be saved by Tranquility Bay.
Title: Re: looking for someone to help me get my son to his program
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Quote from: ""Satiric Troll""
Hello, My son Tim  is going to a program called Tranquility Bay in Jamaica.

Tranquility Bay is known as one of the best treatment centers in the world for pot smoking.

The problem is I can barely pay the tuition for the program and don't have any money for an escort service.

I am hoping that there would be some big hearted,  burly, person here that would be willing to forcefully remove him from my home in the middle of the night and transport him to Tranquility Bay.

My Educational Consultant said he is gonna be dead,insane, or in jail if he doesn't get help now.

I can only afford to pay for the airline tickets to Jamaica and back and pay the person fifty dollars.

But the real pay will be in knowing my son has a chance to be saved by Tranquility Bay.


Just invest in a bag of weed,give it to me and Ill use it to lure your kid on to the airplane.
Title: looking for someone to help me get my son to his program.
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2007, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: ""Eliscu2""
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
This is a Joke right?

Yeah, and an old one at that. >yawn<
Title: Re: looking for someone to help me get my son to his program
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2007, 10:34:31 AM
Quote from: ""Satiric Troll""
Hello, My son Tim  is going to a program called Tranquility Bay in Jamaica.

Tranquility Bay is known as one of the best treatment centers in the world for pot smoking.

The problem is I can barely pay the tuition for the program and don't have any money for an escort service.

I am hoping that there would be some big hearted,  burly, person here that would be willing to forcefully remove him from my home in the middle of the night and transport him to Tranquility Bay.

My Educational Consultant said he is gonna be dead,insane, or in jail if he doesn't get help now.

I can only afford to pay for the airline tickets to Jamaica and back and pay the person fifty dollars.

But the real pay will be in knowing my son has a chance to be saved by Tranquility Bay.


You can do it, you will have to refer a kid every month to cover your own kids tuition. You can get loans from other program parents who set up a loan program. You can forcefully remove him from your own home in the middle of the night and transport him yourself. Hang up on the EdCon, they cost too much money. You are doing TB on the cheap, and it can be done!!! Keep your head up!