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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Jack Handey on April 09, 2003, 12:06:00 PM
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To me, The truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing." This is truth to me.
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your
first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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I think in one of my past lives I was a king, because I like people to do what I say.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because, where does he think he's going?!
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It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
[ This Message was edited by: Jack Handey on 2003-04-09 09:07 ]
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Welcome Jack Handey....a voice of respected wisdom that I am glad to see here in the midst of well....everything.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
JH
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[ This Message was edited by: lou on 2003-04-09 18:19 ]
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LOL - I like those, but I am sure glad you are not my parent.
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sorry, i was not intending to offend anyone by this post nor do i condone child abuse in any way...obviously a stupid attempt at being funny which i'm not....don't worry you won't hear more from me....
all apologies
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Both the stated and unstated!
CL