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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 12, 2007, 11:22:42 AM
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Shouldn't this be inthe open free for all? What's it got to do with this forum?
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I take candy from the candy bins without paying when Im shopping at the grocery store.
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I'm addicted to video games and fast cars.
But I won't admit I'm powerless over them... especially when enjoying the former and surviving the latter requires a good degree of control!
(insert here)-Anons ain't got nothin' on me :rofl:
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I have utterly ruined people's careers, given more people nightmares, destroyed people's entire belief systems, capitalized on fear and despair, seriously hurt several corporations, and I regret nothing!
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I have utterly ruined people's careers, given more people nightmares, destroyed people's entire belief systems, capitalized on fear and despair, seriously hurt several corporations,
I see The Who isn't the only one who suffers from delusions of grandeur. :roll:
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trade, trade and trade. Even the trolls. They have a dick, that's enough. It's not like I'm looking at their face, anyway.
Been out of circulation for about two years, though. Depression is a bitch.
Best line I ever heard by a trick: "I hope you don't think I'm a pervert, but I'm keeping my socks on. It's cold." :rofl:
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You ruined it for me.
Just doing my job. Carry on.
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I smoke copious amounts of TBPITW.
Ocassionally a roxie or two.
Sometimes a xanax.
I'll be drinking a lot tomorrow.
and I run with scissors.
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Yes, but as with anything dosage and knowing when to say when is key. I'd be far more worried about the physically addictive properties of opiates, but again.....use responsibly.
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The first thing that caught my attention about xanax was the fact you could spell it both ways and it still worked. If they could come up with something that clever, then I am wiling to give them a shot and try their pill. I like them when needed but I try not to take them regularly. Nothing like valium straight to the bloodstream though.
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The first thing that caught my attention about xanax was the fact you could spell it both ways and it still worked. If they could come up with something that clever, then I am wiling to give them a shot and try their pill.
You take medication based on their palindromic qualities?
As for opiates...
DEX!! Oh god, Dex. Even though you puke, it just makes the high better. Try taking a shower on that stuff. Each temperature is a different world. Close your eyes while listening to music and it's like you have your own music video maker in your brain. Turn the lights off and watch the show.
Best thing I ever said the time I was hallucinating on Dex: "Dianne, come in here, you gotta look at this!"
You still feel weird days later. I remember walking and it didn't feel like I was actually propelling myself along the sidewalk. It felt more like I was walking in place and the earth was spinning underneath my feet.
Anyway, I did that only once. Once was enough!
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You take medication based on their palindromic qualities?
Well that, and their colors.
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Oh yeah, I get that. I wasn't implying that you were irresponsible, just a comment about the addiction concerns.
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Nude female midget mud wrestling/porn. Gotta love it.
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I am the dullest person on this board. i drink like a girl these days. 3 g &Ts and I am anyones! i dont smoke pot anymore either. It seems my greatest vice is strong espresso coffee. if i keep on going the way i am I will become one of those humourless people that does not know any good jokes. If anything i am the perfect programme child. i should start a 12 step programme called dullards anon
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now now ts a lady does not kiss and tell!
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Oh you coy person you.. Tell us all the story about how you got liqoured up last week and gave your coworker a lap dance in the middle of a crowded pub. A female coworker at that.
Rock on! ::rocker:: :rofl:
TSW is definitely up there on the funny scale.
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Monday morning: woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me. There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.
This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles. Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.
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Monday morning: woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me. There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.
This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles. Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.
Heard that one before...http://www.xanga.com/Nigger_E_Waze (http://www.xanga.com/Nigger_E_Waze)
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Monday morning: woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me. There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.
This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles. Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.
Heard that one before...http://www.xanga.com/Nigger_E_Waze (http://www.xanga.com/Nigger_E_Waze)
(http://http://www.ajopringue.com/imagenes/doh-homer-simpson-air-freshener.jpg)
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Monday morning: woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me. There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.
This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles. Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.
Is the blow up doll hot at least?
Are they ever?
http://realdoll.com/ (http://realdoll.com/)
Oz Girl... yeah, I'm dull, too. No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.
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Doesn't mae you a dull girl Oz girl, maybe a cautious one, I'm a prat if I have a drink, i used to be able to drink grown men under the table and go straight to work after a long night out, age catches up with us, nowadays one beer makes me believe I'm a lap dancer, don't take any notice, i'm still a wild child at heart, just an old wild child :wink:
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Don't mae yer a dull girl Oz girl, maybe a cautious one, right, I'm bloody well a prat if I 'ave a drink, right, i used ter be able ter drink grown men under the chuffin' table and go straight ter work after a long night out, age cotches up wiv us, nowadays one beer makes me believe I'm bloody well a lap dancer, don't take any notice, i'm still a wild child at 'eart, just an ole wild child :wink:
Wotcher doin' later, right, luv? :rofl:
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No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.
Nitrous, as in laughing gas? Where does one acquire that outside the dentist's office?
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant. Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car". I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.
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No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.
Nitrous, as in laughing gas? Where does one acquire that outside the dentist's office?
I get mine from Karen. :lol:
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant. Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car". I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.
And it's the same quality? Not controlled?
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant. Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car". I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.
And it's the same quality? Not controlled?
Karen's NO2 is MUCH better; she can afford the good stuff! ::bwahaha::
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant. Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car". I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.
And it's the same quality? Not controlled?
Oh, yeah, it's the same giggle gas. The guy at the auto place really thought we had a race car and was telling us about some college kids who brought in an empty fire extinguisher and wanted it filled. He threw them out. It's controlled to an extent, you can buy it for legal purposes but it's illegal if you're caught abusing it. It's obvious you're abusing it when you've got a big balloon full of it in your hand and your voice is three octaves lower.
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No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.
Nitrous, as in laughing gas? Where does one acquire that outside the dentist's office?
Any head shop, pretty much. They are known as whip-its, since it's used for whipped cream cans. There is also an actual brand called whip-its, but I personally like iSi, since it's supposed to be more potent. They are small individual canisters, and there are about 20 to a box.
You buy what is known as a "cracker", which cracks the canister open when you twist it, and it empties into a balloon. Then you put the balloon to your mouth and suck it all down. It's also essential that you wear some kind of ski glove when you "crack" it, because it's very cold and can make your skin stick to the cracker. You can get the balloons at the head shop, since you need one of those special heavy duty ones. Regular ones will simply break. Normally the guy at the shop will throw a couple in for free.
My friend and I normally do double shots. They are also really good as a bong hit chaser.
It's a quick rush, but great for listening to music. Take a hit, zone out, take another hit after a few minutes, etc.
The tanks can be dangerous, because it's difficult to moderate, as ZenAgent stated. At least with the canisters, you can gauge how much you are getting at one time.
I don't do it too often. I have only a few brain cells left as it is.
As for control, the laws are ass-backwards. It is legal to sell it, but illegal to own it, if you are planning to abuse it. So if a cop finds you with a box of whip-its, several balloons, and a cracker, they might have a case, but it's otherwise very hard to prove.
"What are you doing with six cases of nitrous?"
"Uhmmm. We're making a very big cake?"
That's what you get
When there's no time on the meter
You get an empty case of whip-its
And a boyfriend with a beeper
nowadays one beer makes me believe I'm a lap dancer,
****hands exhausted a beer****
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits? I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits? I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...
Cheers... :smokin:
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits? I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...
Not sure if you are familiar with Ween, but apparently, their album The Pod was inspired by the endless hours they spent enjoying the nitrous-powered bong they built. One of them is wearing it on the album cover, I believe.
A chaser is one thing, but imagine getting a high-powered hit of nitrous and bud at the same time. woo hoo!
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits? I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...
Not sure if you are familiar with Ween, but apparently, their album The Pod was inspired by the endless hours they spent enjoying the nitrous-powered bong they built. One of them is wearing it on the album cover, I believe.
A chaser is one thing, but imagine getting a high-powered hit of nitrous and bud at the same time. woo hoo!
Love Ween! My wife and I went to see them at Knoxville Theatre with my step daughter...um...then my step daughter got put in Peninsula Village...No connection, I guess...I hope. PV can go piss up a rope.
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Love Ween! My wife and I went to see them at Knoxville Theatre with my step daughter...um...then my step daughter got put in Peninsula Village...No connection, I guess...I hope. PV can go piss up a rope.
:rofl: :rofl: Great song! ::bwahaha::
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Interesting... going to see Ween with one's parents. hmmm...
"No pork roll, egg and cheese for you, missy. Not while I'm around."
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Interesting... going to see Ween with one's parents. hmmm...
"No pork roll, egg and cheese for you, missy. Not while I'm around."
There are limits. I went to see GWAR and the Butthole Surfers without her.
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Where did you see the Butthole Surfers?
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Interesting... going to see Ween with one's parents. hmmm...
"No pork roll, egg and cheese for you, missy. Not while I'm around."
There are limits. I went to see GWAR and the Butthole Surfers without her.
I always wanted to be a GWAR slave, but I didn't have the 14 year old skater boy body to qualify. Never got a chance to see em.
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Where did you see the Butthole Surfers?
The 9:30 club in D.C., back in the day. GWAR I remember from Richmond, VA when the nucleus was forming around Death Piggy. My friend Jimbo played lead trombone with Death Piggy on occasion, normally in drag with cowboy boots. If you can imagine Tom Waits in a pink dress, that would be close to Jimbo. With pink fingernails, downing copious amounts of "Slack Label".
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The 9:30 club in D.C., back in the day.
Do you remember who opened? I may have been at that show.
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The 9:30 club in D.C., back in the day.
Do you remember who opened? I may have been at that show.
I can't remember who opened, but it was around the time Bob Mould was doing the Workbook tour. There was a really good Dischord band that opened for him, fuck if I can remember their name either.
You remember the old 9:30 Club? If you're male, you have to remember the grotesque bathroom with three urinals and a long line of beer-bloated bladders waiting for release. The "9:30 Rule of Urinal Pissing": Guy on right stares down to right, guy on left stares down to the left, guy in the middle stares straight down. Otherwise, there could be allegations made...
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I can't remember who opened, but it was around the time Bob Mould was doing the Workbook tour. There was a really good Dischord band that opened for him, fuck if I can remember their name either.
How about the year? Was it 1985-86 by any chance?
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Sometimes I tell people I have a P.h.D even though I don't just to mess with them.
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I was born female. Transitioned to a male 14 years ago. :P
Trump that, motherfuckers! :rofl:
If you'll excuse me, I have to go get my dick out of my sock drawer. I've got a hot date!
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ok...so you're a gay man in a woman's body...or are you a lesbian who likes men...wait...when you say you transitioned 14 years ago what exactly does that mean? If your dick is in the drawer then I'm assuming you have not had any surgery..or maybe you have but still wear a strap on......this could get confusing!
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ok...so you're a gay man in a woman's body...or are you a lesbian who likes men...wait...when you say you transitioned 14 years ago what exactly does that mean? If your dick is in the drawer then I'm assuming you have not had any surgery..or maybe you have but still wear a strap on......this could get confusing!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
1. Man
2. Not woman's body. used to be woman's body. Testosterone is a hell of a thing. It makes all sorts of changes. But if you mean do I have two X chromosomes, then most likely, yes. (Although I've never had them checked. They could be mosaicked for all I know.)
3. Upper surgery yes. Lower surgery no. That stuff is awful.
4. As a result of not having lower surgery, you have to buy your equipment if you want to actually fuck someone proper. Good Vibrations has a pretty decent stock.
5. Some guys also "pack".. i.e. wear a pants filler so they have a bulge. Not the same as a fucking dick, they make packing dicks, too. I have one, but I don't bother with it, unless I'm out cruising and there might be the possibility of someone groping me.
6. I'm bi, not gay. I like to call myself a fag because it is a much more fun word to say. Fag fag fag fag faggoty faggy fag. Besides, it's half right anyway.
7. Transitioning 14 years ago means that's when I changed my sex. 1993 at 23 years old. You go for a year as a man, with your new name, then you get a psych eval which gives you the green light for hormone replacement therapy. I had my tits chopped off in 2000, after I finally had enough money to do so. (401K transferred to an IRA then write it off on your taxes as a medical expense, baby! woo hoo!)
To ease confusion:
Gender and sexuality are two different things. Gender over here, sexuality over there.
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Well, there's certainly not much more I can add to that.
Although there is at least one thing I wish I could add to. :rofl:
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I'm secretly a conservative.
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I like to drink to much every now and then and fuck hookers, but not ugly ones. Can't for the life of me want to have sex with an ugly hooker.
How about you? By that I mean not if you drink to much or like to bone hookers.
Confess NOW SCUM!
Sometimes when I'm pretty buzzed I like to be fucked like I'm a hooker...does that count? :wink:
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I like to drink to much every now and then and fuck hookers, but not ugly ones. Can't for the life of me want to have sex with an ugly hooker.
How about you? By that I mean not if you drink to much or like to bone hookers.
Confess NOW SCUM!
Sometimes when I'm pretty buzzed I like to be fucked like I'm a hooker...does that count? :wink:
Fuck, I like that even when I'm NOT buzzed.
Oh wait. I AM a hooker. Forgot.
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Oh...me too..but somehow when I've had a couple of drinks, not sloppy drunk either...just that nice warm tingly feeling, I tend to like to push the limits a bit more sexually....
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First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"
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You want her to draw you a picture, Aardvark?
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First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"
And your full name and address is in your profile? :rofl:
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First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"
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I'll just have to work on the assumption that STD's, exploitation and miserable living conditions are turn ons for some of the people here.
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No not at all. I just couldn't let that one go without having a little tease.
I'll stop now.
Sometimes I like to get a little bit drunk and treat a good woman like she's a hooker, but you know without the previously mentioned STDs.
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I'll just have to work on the assumption that STD's, exploitation and miserable living conditions are turn ons for some of the people here.
Have we met? You know me quite well, sir.
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(http://http://www.uptownmag.com/archive/music/04apr01a.jpg)
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I'll just have to work on the assumption that STD's, exploitation and miserable living conditions are turn ons for some of the people here.
Have we met? You know me quite well, sir.
Is it Randall or Jay?
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I confess- while I dust off Fornits posts in moments, when it comes to writing, I'm slower than shit in January.
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I stick my finger up my ass when I jerk off.
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First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"
if you have any sense about you, it would mean fucking her in the mouth. wouldn't risk much else...
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If you curse again, wash your mouth out with soap.
Before you curse again, think about the soap.
THINK ABOUT THE SOAP & everything will be OK.
Just pray real hard & tough it out; everything will be OK.
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Mighty Aardvark's Live Journal Page:
Might Aardvark's Live Journal! (http://http://www.lemonparty.org)[/url]
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Mighty Aardvark's Live Journal Page:
Might Aardvark's Live Journal! (http://http://www.lemonparty.org)[/url]
Why are you showing pics of my johns?
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Can't you do better than ancient Japanese men?
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Can't you do better than ancient Japanese men?
I'm color blind when it comes to money. All I see is GREEN.
Oh wait, I don't charge. FUCK! I always forget that part.
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You should try that sometime.
I hear lots of jap businessmen can be L O A D E D.
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You should try that sometime.
I hear lots of jap businessmen can be L O A D E D.
Yeah, but that means I have to move to Taiwan and dress like a prepubescent girl.
Been there. Done that. Except for the Taiwan part.
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So you're a female to male transexual who dresses like a prepubescent girl and tricks herhimself out for kicks and giggles...
Now I know what's been missing from my life!
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From the looks of your live journal that is not all you are missing out on.
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Alas but I lack the time and patience required to maintain a livejournal
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You are too boring for anyone to read it.
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that's a consideration too.
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Question----- Why don't chickens wear any underwear?
Answer------------- Because their peckers are on their faces.
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So you're a female to male transexual who dresses like a prepubescent girl and tricks herhimself out for kicks and giggles...
Now I know what's been missing from my life!
Who said anything about me dressing like a prepubescent girl now?
I dressed like one when I was one, silly!
Love them Garanimals!
It would be a bit hard to pass as one now. Trust me on this.
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5mg or 10mg TSW?
I have a nice fat bottle of 10mgs left over from my knee surgery. I'm holding onto them for when I finally get my back piece done. I never take pain killers for tats, but in the case of extensive backwork with lots of black, I make an exception.
As for my drug intake this evening, it's business as usual with the psych meds. I've also had this terrible cold, and had really lousy, stressful dreams today, so I'm adding in a healthy dose of nyquil and klonopin.
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Vicodin sucks ass.. get ahold of something good.. but I guess they cut off your hands or something in that backwards country for the good stuff huh.
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I have tasted urine before.
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I'm disappearing, avoiding most things. Mostly I just waste my time . . . I've got a very irregular head.
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I'm as stoned as an old testament hooker in a synagogue full of rabbis....
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you really shouldnt be using the computer on shabat you know. your g-d will not be pleased
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I know, shit on that motherfucker though.
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Last night, we went into the corn field and sacrificed a cat to the Great Horned One, beseeching him to end the troubles of our High Priest of the Black Altar, Randall Hinton. Hail, Satan!
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well I hope you at least ate the cat... raw cat flesh is good for you and has lots of omega 3 ... this guy I knew ate cat flesh for decades and never once got cancer, can you believe it?
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he gives us a good deal on cat and dog chopped liver, we make corn chips out on the old highway pavement on hot days and use that as a dip... its realy good for you.. especialy raw, but chopped up people are more willing to eat it.
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whats worse, eating tortured dog or hot dog? i like hot dogs and macaroni.
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The cat's flesh was consecrated to the Great Horned One. No one was allowed to consume it. We need the Fallen One's dark blessing to free the Black Bishop Randall (Pazuzu to his friends) Hinton from the clutches of the Fish People so that he may continue the Master's work on the children.
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I eat crayons.
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I'm a sick piece of shit.
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I eat crayons.
With your mouth?
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Wait a minute. There is a dog in South Korea that is ALIVE?
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Why would you even want to eat something like that? Any animal for that matter that is tortured to death would not be on my list of new foods to try.
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I just threw up on my neighboors front porch. Drank to much gatoraide to fast after the gym while I was walking home. Spewed up like half my stomach all over the porch. Was pretty fucking righteous and pays them back for the time they didn't clean up after their dog and I stepped in a huge pile of its crap in a pair of leather shoes I just polished with Kiwi Wax to go out on a date.
:lol:
Don't worry TS...hookers only care if you have money in your pocket...they could care less about the shit on your shoes!
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Well the Olmpics rolled into Korea a few years back and they didn't want the white folks getting all offended at the native practice of torturing a dog to death prior to eating him to enhance sexual performance. The govt. apparently chased the majority out of business. They still exist in the regions outside of Seoul. The one time I ate Bosintag, dog soup, required a 2 hour subway ride to the outskirts, a walk down some street, then down some alley, and then up some stairs. Wasn't exactly right out in public or anything.
I have two dogs....
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sometimes i get so wasted i have a hard time organizing my thoughts so they can bang at times and other times its more like a bowl of fruit with a table missing a leg the balance can be hard but with practice it can be maintained and is a table with four legs really superior to a three legged table that learned how to balance itself i think not once youve seen a self balancing three legged table you will find four legged tables boring and predictable so saw off that fourth leg and see if your table can balance its fun
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sometimes i get so wasted i have a hard time organizing my thoughts so they can bang at times and other times its more like a bowl of fruit with a table missing a leg the balance can be hard but with practice it can be maintained and is a table with four legs really superior to a three legged table that learned how to balance itself i think not once youve seen a self balancing three legged table you will find four legged tables boring and predictable so saw off that fourth leg and see if your table can balance its fun
Let's get small...
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Wish I had 5 rolled tacos with guacamole.
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I took a shit in my hand and threw it at someone once. Good times.