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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 11, 2007, 01:32:43 AM
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I received a letter in the mail today, postmarked from Madeira Beach, FL, but with no return address. I opened it and was surprised to see an 8" x 11" glossy black and white photo of a bearded old man in a priest's robe and collar. He had a book in his hand that upon closer inspection appeared to be titled "Gone Way Down--Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease". The author's name was obscured by the priest's hand. I thought it very strange that someone would send me a picture of a priest holding a book about teenage drug use. I'm not particularly religious and couldn't understand why anyone would send me such a thing. I turnewd the photoograph over and was shocked at what I saw. Written in crayon on the back was written the words "I WANT YOUR COCK". This really bothered me, so I burned the photo and flushed the ashes down the toilet. Damn weird.
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Well,,,it's no secret that some, not all, priests like cock.
Do you have a really nice one that someone knows about?
If so..well then word has gotten out and now you have your very own priest stalker!
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Things have gotten even weirder larely. Not only have I been receiving letters (all of which are postmarked from Madeira Beach, FL) containing religious tracts and pamphlets that have been altered to include gay porn and lists of the times and locations of AA meetings in the Tampa Bay area, but my neighbor has informed me that she saw what appeared to be a bearded, grey haired, balding, tall man in his 60s wearing a priest's robe and cassock, gesturing lasciviously outside my bathroom window at about the time I was taking a shower. The dogs' barking alerted me to someone's presence at the door, but by the time I toweled off and got dressed and answered the door, there was no one there. Looking down, I was revolted to see two used condoms and what appeared to be a service schedule from some place called Christ At The Sea Antiochian Orthodox Church, upon which were written the numbers "727 392 3437" and the words "Let thy rod and thy staff comfort me". This shit is really weriding me out.
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Alright, this is getting creepy. I keep seeing this couple in a tan Toyota Camry drive by my house. The old guy is the same as you describe, the woman has some bottle blonde, Dorothy Hamill hairstyle. After the last time I saw them go ever so slowly by my house, one of the kids came in and said they dropped something in the yard. A fucking schedule of AA meetings too!!! I haven't seen any porn yet, but I assume that's to follow.
Weird indeed.
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Now I'm freaking out. I checked my answering machine and I have ten messages, the same voice, which seems familiar somehow, repeating, over and over, the words "Deep, implicit trust. Deep, implicit trust." I checked the caller ID and called the number back, it's a pay phone outside of some place called the Brown Starfish, some chick who called herself Bruce answered and asked if I was calling back for confession. I asked Bruce what thehell she(?) meant by that, and got the answer, "Well, the only person that has been on this phone all day has been some weird old guy dressed like a priest. Bruse said she (?) didn't get the name, but that the guy kept demanding that the other patrons in the bar "share their feelings with him". They kicked him out after he started screwaming about "folloowing your goddamn druggie will" or something like that. Bruce said the guy's face got all red and his veins were popping out as he was screaming. No one at the bar had ever seen him before, except for some guy from up north who goes by the name of Deano. I didn't want to talk to him so I hung up the phone. This is getting creepier by the hour.
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Did you hear people singing in the background? I've been getting strange calls too. No talking, I just hear strange versions of "I Am Woman" and "The Caisson Song".
The number is from a pay phobe near this location.
5858 Central Ave # W
St Petersburg, FL 33707
(727) 384-6000
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That sounds like our standard recruiting package. Nothing to worry about. Expect to get a job offer, Fr. Cassian wants you on his staff!
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For all the bitching we can do I can't imagine anyone not thinking Straight made them a stronger person... You can't help but be stronger.... Unless of course you're still wallowing in the misery and blaming Straight for your problems... in that case you really need to move on and stop being a victim.... Fuck them all and never let them win!
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No one at the bar had ever seen him before, except for some guy from up north who goes by the name of Deano.
Oh! This just gets better and better!
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For all the bitching we can do I can't imagine anyone not thinking Straight made them a stronger person... You can't help but be stronger.... Unless of course you're still wallowing in the misery and blaming Straight for your problems... in that case you really need to move on and stop being a victim.... Fuck them all and never let them win!
Hey Dean, how goes it?
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For all the bitching we can do I can't imagine anyone not thinking Straight made them a stronger person... You can't help but be stronger.... Unless of course you're still wallowing in the misery and blaming Straight for your problems... in that case you really need to move on and stop being a victim.... Fuck them all and never let them win!
Hey Dean, how goes it?
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I don't think Dean would have the 'whatnots' to even think about coming here. And on the remote possibility that he'd actually pop in, that pink Izod of his would be ripped to shreads! And he'd probably love it, if it were done by the guys... :lol:
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That is some creepy shit...
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was dean really a homosexual?
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was dean really a homosexual?
WAS and still IS! :lol:
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was dean really a homosexual?
There's nothing wrong with being a faggot. Queer cocksuckers are people, too. So what if Dean's a fag?
I do have a problem with people who are queer that rage against other homos, though. I guess Dean would fall into that category, sort of like Rush Limbaugh being high on oxycontin while he blasts drug users and demands lengthy jail sentences for them.
But I don't have a problem with fags, they're OK, in fact, being a hetero male, I see them as "less competition", so I actually encourage all you other guys to go ahead, be the fucking queer you've always dreamed of being, don't let the Deans of the world hold you back, you can live your dream of being a flaming faggot and taking it up the ass like the dick huffing farie you know you are. Girlfriend? She looks like a man, you are really just fooling yourself. Not me, though, I saw you looking at me at that pool party last summer, you fucking homo. I can't help you, sorry, but you really shouldn't feel bad about it. Set your inner faggot free. Dean's waiting for you, with open arms. I think I know a "priest" that could help you with your "confession", too. And maybe he'd do a same sex marriage for ya. Dean could be best man or maid of honor, depending on how he's feeling that day.
Seriously, who gives a fuck if Dean sucks dick or not? He ain't gonna suck mine, so that's where my concern with Dean's sexuality ends. I do understand that as a Straight staffer, he railed against homoness as part of the Straight philosophy, yeah, I guess that makes him a hypocrite. But I don't thin kwe should bash faggots just for being fuckin' queers. Richard "Sugar Ray" Bradbury is a little gayboy, and he has done some great things to help in the fight against institutionalized child abuse. Yeah, Dean's a fag, but so what? There are plenty of other things about him to rag on. I don't think that just because he's a fruit means we should give him a hassle for it. For so many other things, yes. Give the fucking queers a break
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gee, I said that as a joke. I had no idea that dean is a fucking peanut butter stick. Shit, I have no idea who this dean guy even is. Wow - I guessed right eh?
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was dean really a homosexual?
WAS and still IS! :lol:
Seems like he's the official fag photg.
(http://http://www.edgephiladelphia.com/images/uploads/photo_1029.jpg)
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From all I hear tell, Dean's a special case. He didn't just tow the party line, he went out of his way to torture lurid confessions out of little boys while whipping Group into a cruel, sanctimonious frenzy.
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From all I hear tell, Dean's a special case. He didn't just tow the party line, he went out of his way to torture lurid confessions out of little boys while whipping Group into a cruel, sanctimonious frenzy.
From someone who was there to witness it- well said.
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Thank god I didn't have to deal with him for long. Y'all (VA) left about 6 months after I got there, plus the 'girls' side' didn't have much direct contact with him other than raps. He was a fucking prick in St. Pete and I imagine he only got worse.
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They are at it again..........I thought they had stopped, but they have started up again, and this time it's worse. Not only have they continued to leave gay porn/AA meeting pamphlets in my mailbox and on my doorstep, but now every fifteen minutes or so this aging woman with a Dorothy Hamill haircut will drive by the house and yell "Love ya, StPeteSurvivor!" . That, and the phone messages "reminding me to write my MI". The worst, though, had to be a letter from some guy named "Fr. C." (that's how it was signed) talking about how he is "powerless over his lustful thoughts about me" and other shit like that. Enclosed were illustrations of the 12 Steps of AA being acted out by an elderly, naked couple in front of what looks like a cinderblock wall, painted a putrid shade of yellow. In the background I can see some white signs with black writing on them, they are out of focus but look somehow familiar. This shit is really weirding me out.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Go, man, go!! ::bwahaha:: ::bwahaha2::
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I got some letter today asking for donations to help "defray legal costs for members of the clergy". I 'm not religious, so I don't give a fuck, but the postmark from Madeira Beach, Fl tipped me off---IT was an impassioned plea for generosity and :love offerings" to help defray the "costs of defending the clergy against persecution by sinister forces". It rambled on about the "deep implicit trust" between clergy and "clients" , which I found to be a very strange term to use for parishoners. It painted a lurid picture of the clergy being assaulted, along with traditional Amercian and Christian values, by "dark forces of the druggie underworlld, and at least one sect devoted to the use of drugs and sex as a means of "enlightenment". It stated that there was an urgent need for funds, due to "unforseen persecution of the clergy in the liberal bastion of New Jersey". The form letter had a detachable, perforated card with boxes to check, saying "here is my love gift of.....A)$5 B)$50 C0$100 D) $3.75 million".
Damn strange.
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:rofl: And?! So, what did you do?! Did you you send your own 'love gift'?
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Seems like he's the official fag photg.
(http://http://www.edgephiladelphia.com/images/uploads/photo_1029.jpg)
Where and/or how did you find this picture?
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How do u know for sure? Did you let him suck your cock
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How do u know for sure? Did you let him suck your cock
No, I don't have one.
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How do u know for sure? Did you let him suck your cock
No, I don't have one.
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