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Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2007, 04:39:10 PM

I just smoked TBPITW and I'm stoned.  Enjoying a glass of merlot/cabernet combo from down under the year of 2003.. not terrible.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: 69 on January 03, 2007, 12:52:19 AM

Judging by the amount of views versus posts I'd say there are WAY too many sober people out there.


///not sober

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: 69 on January 03, 2007, 01:15:10 AM

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Come on fuckwads leave all the pot smoking posts down in the I just thread.

Can't have one without the other...  :smokin:  ::cheers::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: 69 on January 03, 2007, 03:06:24 AM

Im not here saying lay off the beer am I? Buzzkill express, ticket one please.  :roll:

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2007, 03:12:11 AM

Quote from: ""Tri Combs""

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Come on fuckwads leave all the pot smoking posts down in the I just thread.

Can't have one without the other...  :smokin:  ::cheers::

I know, it just wouldn't be right. :smokin:  ::bandit::  ::cheers::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Carmel on January 04, 2007, 03:24:26 PM

I had a dream last night about the beer I drank some 8 months ago.......that was before I got in the family way of course.  But soon....very soon.  ::cheers::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 09:59:59 PM

The first step is admitting you have a problem with alcohol.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 10:05:36 PM

And that a power greater than yourself will restore you to sanity.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 10:14:06 PM

a lot of things are more powerful than me...  can I pick anything?

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 10:19:07 PM

Yes, it can be the shot of 12 year old Scotch that I am sipping.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: try another castle on January 05, 2007, 10:19:17 PM

Quote from: ""Guest""

a lot of things are more powerful than me...  can I pick anything?

Yes. My higher power is a backhoe.



- GCA (Don't have the $$ for the Cuervo.)

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 10:46:58 PM

(http://http://static.flickr.com/69/187633871_328815d57a_m.jpg)

kettle and tonics...w/s tbpitw of course.
i am powerless and i need a sponsor does anyone want to sponsor me.?

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: try another castle on January 05, 2007, 10:50:25 PM

I will, but only if you make me a bloody mary.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 10:55:05 PM

i only know how to make cofee they didnt teach us how to do that at the aa meeting and thats all i can remember... would you like a cup of cofee? keep coming back man, it works it if you work it

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: try another castle on January 05, 2007, 11:00:44 PM

you mean with that shitty powdered non-dairy creamer? No thanks.

I'll take some Irish coffee, though.

Got any drugs? There's at least a couple of people in every meeting who have drugs.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2007, 11:40:00 PM

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Got any drugs?

Sure but I call that dinner..

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: 69 on January 06, 2007, 01:18:06 AM

more tbpitw.. out of kettle.

(http://http://carlsteadman.com/placing/e.jpeg)
going to make some cream cheez sandwiches with these

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2007, 12:17:53 PM

come on lets get started early today...  :evil:

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2007, 11:15:18 PM

you junkie bastard scum!!! nancy reagan needs to give you an enema for your own good!!

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2007, 12:11:08 AM

damn . havent had any 151 in a while. that shit certainly got me...

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: egypt has pyramids on January 07, 2007, 12:33:14 AM

I dont drnk because I would lose my 5 years of sobriety and my chips and all my friends... oh no wait im drunk right now! maybe i can piss off some fornits regulars too for posting drunk. go ahead and give me a PWI.. posting while intoxicated.  :smokin:

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: try another castle on January 07, 2007, 07:27:35 AM

Several shots of some unnamable tequila.

Pacifico beers.
Anchor steam beers.

Served by cute dyke bartenders.

At a party with go-go dancers.

Nothing turns me into a piggy straight boy faster than go-go dancers. God fucking dammit, those ASSES! FUCK! Everyone else was dancing, I was just standing there, ogling them like a lion watching wildebeest. Testosterone is a hell of a hormone.

Sorry, I don't have any pictures, (of the dancers) but a nice Korean fag I was hanging out with took some on his cell phone. He gave me his number and asked me to keep in touch, so I guess I could call him for the pictures.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: the sunday stealer on January 09, 2007, 09:57:05 PM

blah  ::puke::  ::nod::  ::mecry::  :smokin:  :-?  :x  ::cheers::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2007, 12:07:16 AM

Had way to much wine and ended up making out with this girl I met from Holland.... I'm not a lesbian, I love men and always have..but I've got to say it was quite nice

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: try another castle on January 11, 2007, 03:59:27 AM

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Had way to much wine and ended up making out with this girl I met from Holland.... I'm not a lesbian, I love men and always have..but I've got to say it was quite nice

For some reason, straight girls + liquor = temporary lesbian.

Not sure why. Wish it would happen more with straight men, though.


-GCA (too fuckin' tired)

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: egypt has pyramids on January 17, 2007, 05:50:49 AM

03 Aussie Shiraz and bowl after bowl of TBPITW, ah yeah...  :D

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Energizer Bunny on January 22, 2007, 11:00:19 PM

::armed::  ::rocker::  ::both::::unhappy::  ::bangin::  ::stab::

*burp*

 ::fuckoff::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2007, 01:21:34 AM

what the fuck you been gookin? been drunkin ink hear all days>>>

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: the sunday stealer on January 28, 2007, 06:39:19 PM

I am quite inebriated presently.  ::cheers::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Antigen on January 28, 2007, 08:51:24 PM

Damn! I got so drunk I forgot to post!

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Nihilanthic on January 29, 2007, 05:01:06 AM

Quote from: ""try another castle""

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Had way to much wine and ended up making out with this girl I met from Holland.... I'm not a lesbian, I love men and always have..but I've got to say it was quite nice

For some reason, straight girls + liquor = temporary lesbian.

Not sure why. Wish it would happen more with straight men, though.


-GCA (too fuckin' tired)

::boohoo::

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2007, 10:54:31 PM

i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2007, 11:32:57 PM

Quote from: ""Guest""

i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.

Just stop drinking the soda and you should be fine. That shit will kill you faster than alcohol will!

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: try another castle on February 06, 2007, 11:40:51 PM

Quote from: ""Guest""

Quote from: ""Guest""

i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.

Just stop drinking the soda and you should be fine. That shit will kill you faster than alcohol will!

Agreed. Hello diabetes. And cola can cause kidney stones of the calcium oxide variety. (I've had 7) Trust me, you don't want a kidney stone. Lots of water (about 2 liters per day) is the best bet.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: the sunday stealer on February 10, 2007, 12:02:06 AM

I enjoy a fine spirit now and again.

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2007, 12:38:15 AM

im tipsy not drunk yet tho

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Ganja on February 16, 2007, 12:59:03 AM

Enjoying a pinot grigio right now... a fine nightcap indeed!

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Dr Phil on February 16, 2007, 01:13:07 AM

(http://http://www.df2000.com/images/Check%20Mark.jpg)

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2007, 02:06:31 PM

I don't know why but hanging out with all you drunks reminds me of the girl who posted ages ago about copulating with Casper. Yes, she had a ghost visitor who seemed to have difficulty letting go of some of the earthly delights. I think she wanted to know if she was technically cheating on her partner if her paramour was paranormal. I wonder what happened to her. And to Casper. Did they ever make it work? I'm a sucker for romance, so I really hoped for a happy ending between these two on the opposite sides of the track.  

I'm not drunk. Thank God! As you can see, I don't need to be.

But if any of you have an update on Copulating with Casper, please, let me know!

Title: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2012, 07:31:18 AM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's this bullshit about Casper?

Fuck you, time for another drink.

Title: Re: Post While Drunk Thread
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2012, 08:29:38 AM

All of these posters are Danny Bennison sock puppets

He's talking to himself again  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao: