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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 02:36:23 AM

Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 02:36:23 AM
Welcome lurkers! My name is Doug, former Elan resident, antagonist extraordinaire. I'll be you host for this tour of phenomenal retardery.
Pull up a comfy chair, grab a 40,  a box of Top tobacco and prepare to read a collection of the most idiotic shit you've ever laid eyes on.

Yes indeed folks. Your Google search for "mobile-home misfits, and the stupid things that entertain us" may have set a new hit count record here at Fornits, and for good reason!
The Elan section of this board is pharmaceutical grade stupid!

Please read in moderation. DO NOT reply to any portion of the purely moronic text within, without first educating yourself in the proper process of how to respond to an accusation of being someone you've never heard of, with characteristics you've only witnessed on Jerry Springer.

What you will find here is a collection of biographies written with no regard to fact, spelling, punctuation, and often making no sense at all.
The most popular collective effort is a contribution form the sites most prolific idiots and their unauthorized inside scoop of a man named Art. (aka Arthur, Artie, NotsmartArt etc)

While some of you readers may be tempted to post questions such as "Did your mother drop you into a bag of LSD when you were an infant?"
Or "Do the doctors in your psych ward monitor your internet activity?
Please Please Please refrain from any participation in any form until the urge to attempt to communicate on an adult level with the dangerously deranged fucking morons here has evaded you.
(count to 3, and re-evaluate the urge)

We welcome you to the gift shop at the end of your tour, where you will find a plethora of items that may interest you, such as 3-pound sledge hammers to destroy your PC and prevent any possibility of a 2nd encounter with these morons.
Several high powered handguns, complete with one bullet, and  complimentary stationary suitable for a suicide note.
Several long pointy items useful in the removal of your own eyes.
And single-serving stainless steel coat-hangers, suitable for a home-lobotomy.

Thank you and enjoy your stay.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 06:40:04 AM
Glad you came back and took the time to post
that was the funniest shit i have EVER read here
art,artie,artie fartie ect
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 02:22:52 PM
Dougie where have you been its seems like a long time... wonder how Karen is...
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Dougie where have you been its seems like a long time... wonder how Karen is...


Is this the part where I am supposed to guess who you are?

Sorry, I really dont care. The idea behind this site is to

A:
Remain anon, and have the rest of the retards assume they know who you are and proceed to endlessly flame you with fictitious vulgar ramblings.

And/or

B:
Post your identity (truthfully or not) and spend the next 3 years defending yourself from the silly efforts of anon losers trying to convince themselves and the world that you are more of a loser than they are.

Get with the program!

Art...I'll see you in another 3 months. I can only handle this much retardery in quarterly doses.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 03:37:36 PM
Dougie thats no way to play the game.... I m so dissapointed in you... Oh and I dont care if you know who Im or not see I know things many things ,,, and when the jig is up you will know too....
Bye my old friend....
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 03:54:14 PM
You know things!

And your going to help me know things too?

How exciting!

But, before we embark on this journey of 15 pages of educational dialog, I really should go take a swim in the local sewer.

Wait for me?
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 03:58:48 PM
I'll be back I swear!
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 04:05:23 PM
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 04:09:22 PM
(the space above is reserved for Dougs apology to anon for lying)

As we can clearly see, the tour is fully underway!
 
I will now kindly hand off my hosting duties to the anon who "knows things" who will guide you (by example) through the "maze of moronic"
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 04:30:55 PM
ats funny rite-dare, I dome care who yare.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 04:33:20 PM
Doug
If in fact its really is you .. I dont blame ya for wantin to leave
Dave and Andy have taken over where others have left off.Only to obtain the official title of " Most Rotten Bastards"
Not exactly what i would want to be known as but what the hell.When ya got nothin,being an asshole is at least something
happy holidays Doug
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 04:53:28 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
You know things!

And your going to help me know things too?

How exciting!

But, before we embark on this journey of 15 pages of educational dialog, I really should go take a swim in the local sewer.

Wait for me?


Say what you like, think what you want ,BUT I do know ... you know too my dear Dougie,,, dont you remeber you Dougie? It wont take 15 pages to tell the truth,,, just takes one person to say one thing then Dougie just like in frist grade you add them up 2+2=4. SO JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF I DONT REALLY CARE!
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 05:42:58 PM
Ill translate your post(s) for you....Its a perfect example of the retardery that happens here.

"I am anon, and I know something you dont know....
well, maybe I dont, but I want you to think I do, and I want you to ask me what I know and who I am, so I can fuck with you and not tell you...
What!? It doesnt bother you that I wont tell you?
Ok, so I dont know anything, and you wouldnt give a fuck who I am anyway...so FUCK YOU for pointing that out.!"


Bravo Mr "anon who knows something"

Thanks for such a great contribution to the tour!
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 06:07:57 PM
Damn! Even if "anon who knows things" actually knew something.
Would anyone care?
There isnt anything that can be said (truthfully or otherwise) that would blow a hole in the thick wall of credibility here anyway
This thread gets funnier and funnier because "anon who knows things" has effectively proven Dougs point of the first post. "RETARDERY"!
LMAO! I will never read anything here that funny again, so I guess I am outta here too.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 06:20:23 PM
:tup: Doug
 :cry2:  Andy
  ::fuckoff:: Dave
Title: Just remember
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 09:39:01 PM
To be Forewarned is to be  forearmed... ::jawdrop::
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2006, 10:27:42 PM
This thread is pretty funny so far; looks promising......
Title: Re: Just remember
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 07:15:30 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
To be Forewarned is to be  forearmed... ::jawdrop::


Congrats.. you just completed the "idiot" circle
take your meds
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 09:32:43 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
This thread is pretty funny so far; looks promising......



I especially like the part how the LOSER needs to reassure themselve and paint a pretty picture of themselves.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 11:22:42 AM
The part I like is where you assume you're not part of the display of idiots on this tour.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 11:54:28 AM
and the insanity coninues
you guys are whacked
and you cant even blame artie this time
though i am sure you will make that connection
 :rofl:
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 07:40:06 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
and the insanity coninues
you guys are whacked
and you cant even blame artie this time
though i am sure you will make that connection
 :rofl:



Having fun refering to yourself in the third person Art? Yes we know its you, you spelt a simple word wrong again as always.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 07:46:30 PM
I know, and he always writes in those choppy little sentence fragments.
Title: Re: Just remember
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 08:30:53 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
To be Forewarned is to be  forearmed... ::jawdrop::

Congrats.. you just completed the "idiot" circle
take your meds


Its called bait and hook Dougie and I got ya!  :rofl:
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
I know, and he always writes in those choppy little sentence fragments.

 
That would be you asswipe,get a kleenex,the scum just oozaes from every post.Its a sure giveaway
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2006, 09:05:47 PM
And here in this well-lit corner, we have the "I know who posted that" people.

Anon "who knows things" guessed that "Dougie" responded to his retarded post with the jaw drop smiley.
And then an equally retarded member offers us his psychic "That was Art" reading again.

Amazing how they dont know they are retarded and continue to act retarded despite the examples of retardery spelled out in the first post isnt it?

Yes folks, the frequency of retardery will increase and intensify as the tour continues.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2006, 06:47:22 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
And here in this well-lit corner, we have the "I know who posted that" people.

Anon "who knows things" guessed that "Dougie" responded to his retarded post with the jaw drop smiley.
And then an equally retarded member offers us his psychic "That was Art" reading again.

Amazing how they dont know they are retarded and continue to act retarded despite the examples of retardery spelled out in the first post isnt it?

Yes folks, the frequency of retardery will increase and intensify as the tour continues.

 
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
no suprise here!
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2006, 07:53:19 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
I know, and he always writes in those choppy little sentence fragments.

That would be you asswipe,get a kleenex,the scum just oozaes from every post.Its a sure giveaway





oozaes? Nice going there notsomaART.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2006, 07:54:14 AM
Oh pardon me, its "NotsosmART"
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2006, 07:56:19 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Oh pardon me, its "NotsosmART"


Or if you want, you can kepp the orginal spelling "NotsomaART" and keep the second "a" and put it together with the upper case "A" to stand for AA.

 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2006, 12:52:39 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Glad you came back and took the time to post
that was the funniest shit i have EVER read here
art,artie,artie fartie ect


Talk about being a two-faced chicken shit coward.
How many times did you mention dougs name and talk shit about him recently?
And now when Doug makes a post you kiss up to him?? Make up your mind chicken shit :roll:

Or is it someone pretending to be you as always? COWARD!
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on November 03, 2006, 09:20:32 AM
So Doug pissed me off.Alot of people do.Its part of life.then you get over it and move on.
With the exception of you,my short peckered friend.The canyon is calling,and take your crack pipe with you for the trip down.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on November 03, 2006, 10:11:59 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
So Doug pissed me off.Alot of people do.Its part of life.then you get over it and move on.
With the exception of you,my short peckered friend.The canyon is calling,and take your crack pipe with you for the trip down.


Oh so alot of people piss you off huh? Gee I wonder why there is so many people that don't like you???? Yes you are correct it is a part of life, but having so many at this one little webpage?

And we have the usuall routine signature from you talking about the penis in some form or another added to your post. How ironic..
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on November 03, 2006, 10:33:54 AM
just trying to make you feel more comfy my insane little gnat
With all your postings of fecal fantasies and gay sexual stories
I figured it would make you feel all warm and fuzzy
NO coincidence,just being kind to you
Now take a big hit of herion and go to sleep
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2006, 07:41:55 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
just trying to make you feel more comfy my insane little gnat
With all your postings of fecal fantasies and gay sexual stories
I figured it would make you feel all warm and fuzzy
NO coincidence,just being kind to you
Now take a big hit of herion and go to sleep


I have no idea WTF you are talking about, you must think I am someone else then. I see all this penis talk coming from you, every fucking post you make reference to a penis.
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2006, 12:54:04 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
Oh pardon me, its "NotsosmART"

Or if you want, you can kepp the orginal spelling "NotsomaART" and keep the second "a" and put it together with the upper case "A" to stand for AA.

 :lol:  :lol:

Thats what we wanna see,someone sharp as a marble
Title: Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
Post by: Anonymous on November 05, 2006, 10:49:29 AM
All you all need a mofo spell check. You illiterate mofo's!

You all wanna be cool likes me is. Sorry you punk assed mofo's. You aint got shit like I got it!