Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 06, 2006, 09:57:18 AM
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A big wet sloppy blow job under Arties desk.
Artie is running a special these days out of desperation. He'll suck any dick for only a nickel. Great news for inmates who make a nickel in about in hours time when they are working.
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A big wet sloppy blow job under Arties desk.
Artie is running a special these days out of desperation. He'll suck any dick for only a nickel. Great news for inmates who make a nickel in about in hours time when they are working.
You are promoting something here,not sure what
Under artie's desk would mean you were servicing him,which seems to take place frequently.... and he pays you a nickle for this Dave?
Even your mindless,average, Wal-Mart job gotta pay more than that.
You must really like it/him
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Where have you been???
Sucking dicks for way too much???
Artie here has been running this nickel blow-job promotion for the last month now, better get in line. Every faggot transexual is gonna be lining up at Arties front door for those nickel blow-jobs. All you faggots won't want to miss out on this one! I even heard that Artie will also be ingesting shit like he did when it was forced fed down his throat when he was 10 years old. For all of you who don't know the inside scoup about Art's force fed shit. Artie used to shit himself well past the diaper wearing stages of an illiterate diaper wetter would. Usually most normal babies that grow into childhood stop pooping and peeing in their pants at an young age, buyt Artie here was a late blossom and continue to shit himself until the age of 10 or 11, which year was it Art, refresh my memory mother-fucker?
And I guess his parents got fed up and decided to force feed him it in an attempt to make him stop, real sad if you ask me, also real sick of Art to say that all this happened to jordan, but thats Art for you, blame it on everyone else. Pathetic loser which you will always be.
Anyway artie, ejoy your nickel blow-job extravaganza, i'm sure you will find plenty of cocks to satisfy all your cock sucking needs. You will surely be in penis heaven and have penis envy written all over you for years to cum.<------- :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Dave Dave Dave
your writings are such a bore
your only redeming qualities are observing your tantrums and of course that you swallow
THAT IS FUNNY
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His redeeming quality is that he observes his own tantrum?
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His redeeming quality is that he observes his own tantrum?
they are pretty funny for someone over the age of 12
more meth dave?
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His redeeming quality is that he observes his own tantrum?
they are pretty funny for someone over the age of 12
more meth dave?
I'm not Dave. Go back and read your sentence again.
your only redeming qualities are observing your tantrums
That's how I always know it's you. Your sentence structure is always so poor, not to mention the spelling. I don't really care, it's just an easy way to pick up on your posts.
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thats how i always know its you
your so critical of everyone's spelling and anything else you can pick out besides the topic
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I also find it "curious" that whenever your name is used in this forum,we can all expect a long discertation about nothing,usually directed at artie
He owns you Dave K
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What usernames does Dave post under? Might as well spill the beans..
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thats how i always know its you
your so critical of everyone's spelling and anything else you can pick out besides the topic
Maybe this person and comma guy should get together and teach a fucking english 101 class. Unless this is comma guy in disguise.
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I also find it "curious" that whenever your name is used in this forum,we can all expect a long discertation about nothing,usually directed at artie
He owns you Dave K
Dave is obsessed with the Art man.
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His redeeming quality is that he observes his own tantrum?
they are pretty funny for someone over the age of 12
more meth dave?
I'm not Dave. Go back and read your sentence again.
your only redeming qualities are observing your tantrums
That's how I always know it's you. always so poor, not to mention the spelling. I don't really care, it's just an easy way to pick up on your posts.[/quoteYour sentence structure is ]
HUH?
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thats how i always know its you
your so critical of everyone's spelling and anything else you can pick out besides the topic
Wrong. I've actually never corrected anyone's spelling or grammar here until then. You think you know who I am but you don't.
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I also find it "curious" that whenever your name is used in this forum,we can all expect a long discertation about nothing,usually directed at artie
He owns you Dave K
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My name has never once been mentioned on this forum. Ever. My hand to God.
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Awww, how cute and colorful. Someone learn the codes recently? :rofl:
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Why? Did YOU just learn how to make pretty colors?
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Where have you been???
Sucking dicks for way too much???
Artie here has been running this nickel blow-job promotion for the last month now, better get in line. Every faggot transexual is gonna be lining up at Arties front door for those nickel blow-jobs. All you faggots won't want to miss out on this one! I even heard that Artie will also be ingesting shit like he did when it was forced fed down his throat when he was 10 years old. For all of you who don't know the inside scoup about Art's force fed shit. Artie used to shit himself well past the diaper wearing stages of an illiterate diaper wetter would. Usually most normal babies that grow into childhood stop pooping and peeing in their pants at an young age, buyt Artie here was a late blossom and continue to shit himself until the age of 10 or 11, which year was it Art, refresh my memory mother-fucker?
And I guess his parents got fed up and decided to force feed him it in an attempt to make him stop, real sad if you ask me, also real sick of Art to say that all this happened to jordan, but thats Art for you, blame it on everyone else. Pathetic loser which you will always be.
Anyway artie, enjoy your nickel blow-job extravaganza, i'm sure you will find plenty of cocks to satisfy all your cock sucking needs. You will surely be in penis heaven and have penis envy written all over you for years to cum.<------- :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Getting your ass handed to you once again there Artie?
Too funny..... :lol:
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I own you dave
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That's a bit of a stretch, like your asshole must be...
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Where have you been???
Sucking dicks for way too much???
Artie here has been running this nickel blow-job promotion for the last month now, better get in line. Every faggot transexual is gonna be lining up at Arties front door for those nickel blow-jobs. All you faggots won't want to miss out on this one! I even heard that Artie will also be ingesting shit like he did when it was forced fed down his throat when he was 10 years old. For all of you who don't know the inside scoup about Art's force fed shit. Artie used to shit himself well past the diaper wearing stages of an illiterate diaper wetter would. Usually most normal babies that grow into childhood stop pooping and peeing in their pants at an young age, buyt Artie here was a late blossom and continue to shit himself until the age of 10 or 11, which year was it Art, refresh my memory mother-fucker?
And I guess his parents got fed up and decided to force feed him it in an attempt to make him stop, real sad if you ask me, also real sick of Art to say that all this happened to jordan, but thats Art for you, blame it on everyone else. Pathetic loser which you will always be.
Anyway artie, enjoy your nickel blow-job extravaganza, i'm sure you will find plenty of cocks to satisfy all your cock sucking needs. You will surely be in penis heaven and have penis envy written all over you for years to cum.<------- :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Getting your ass handed to you once again there Artie?
Too funny..... :lol:
All of this is pretty fucking SCARY! I hope it is not true...It can't be, can it?? :o
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Dave has run out of his own material.(he was never very creatiuve anyway) so takes others
Dave is ashamed because he has been exposed for being a rope smoker.
Dave get a napkin,there's a white substance on your lip.oh and the shitstain on your nose too
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You own someone Art?? First of alll shit for brains its "Ownz"
And it was popular back in the mid to late 90's in hacker terms, For a guy who doesnt even know simple html and posts on message boards ( Help me become smart with my computer) "IDIOT".
You are so posing and showboating, loser, wanna be hacker or whatever it is you pretend.
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You own someone Art?? First of alll shit for brains its "Ownz"
And it was popular back in the mid to late 90's in hacker terms, For a guy who doesnt even know simple html and posts on message boards ( Help me become smart with my computer) "IDIOT".
You are so posing and showboating, loser, wanna be hacker or whatever it is you pretend.
did you bump your head ?
I dont pose,hack,or showboat.. In fact,wasnt it you that has stalked myself and a number of others here.Wasnt it you who bragged about your money,women,martial arts ect ?
I defy you to show a post where i did any of the following...
Whats wrong kid,exposed for being the asshole again? Hey dude,if its too hot in the kitchen.... you know the rest.
Oh and to answer the question about what can really be bought for a nickel.........that would be you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry2: :cry2:
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You own someone Art?? First of alll shit for brains its "Ownz"
And it was popular back in the mid to late 90's in hacker terms, For a guy who doesnt even know simple html and posts on message boards ( Help me become smart with my computer) "IDIOT".
You are so posing and showboating, loser, wanna be hacker or whatever it is you pretend.
did you bump your head ?
I dont pose,hack,or showboat.. In fact,wasnt it you that has stalked myself and a number of others here.Wasnt it you who bragged about your money,women,martial arts ect ?
I defy you to show a post where i did any of the following...
Whats wrong kid,exposed for being the asshole again? Hey dude,if its too hot in the kitchen.... you know the rest.
Oh and to answer the question about what can really be bought for a nickel.........that would be you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry2: :cry2:
Sorry asshole Art, but I am not who you think I am. But I am someone who thinks you are a trolling gay fag asshole here at fornits if that helps. I'm not even gonna bother explaining to you what you did wrong, you are way too stupid of a person to converse with. So handing you your ass will do.
All I see you do here all the time everytime is bait and provoke, oh and cry like a little baby. You're always talking about shiteating, giving blowjobs..I think you are at the wrong site, matter of fact YOU ARE AT THE WRONG SITE. Try using a search engine for a gay/lesbian board, i think you will feel more comfortable there.
NotPink
NotDave
NotAndy
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just trying to keep up with the Kazowski's
You are about as new as i am asswipe
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You own someone Art?? First of alll shit for brains its "Ownz"
And it was popular back in the mid to late 90's in hacker terms, For a guy who doesnt even know simple html and posts on message boards ( Help me become smart with my computer) "IDIOT".
You are so posing and showboating, loser, wanna be hacker or whatever it is you pretend.
did you bump your head ?
I dont pose,hack,or showboat.. In fact,wasnt it you that has stalked myself and a number of others here.Wasnt it you who bragged about your money,women,martial arts ect ?
I defy you to show a post where i did any of the following...
Whats wrong kid,exposed for being the asshole again? Hey dude,if its too hot in the kitchen.... you know the rest.
Oh and to answer the question about what can really be bought for a nickel.........that would be you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry2: :cry2:
Sorry asshole Art, but I am not who you think I am. But I am someone who thinks you are a trolling gay fag asshole here at fornits if that helps. I'm not even gonna bother explaining to you what you did wrong, you are way too stupid of a person to converse with. So handing you your ass will do.
All I see you do here all the time everytime is bait and provoke, oh and cry like a little baby. You're always talking about shiteating, giving blowjobs..I think you are at the wrong site, matter of fact YOU ARE AT THE WRONG SITE. Try using a search engine for a gay/lesbian board, i think you will feel more comfortable there.
NotPink
NotDave
NotAndy
What is it exactly that Artie has done to make one so pissed off at him?
Is he truly the author of ALL of the homo erotic, shit eating posts? And I do mean ALL of the posts you mentioned.
Is it not possible that one of the other trolls pretended to be Artie once or twice or more times just to shake up the joint a little?
Isn't ALL of the "Troll Posse" responsible for the cluster fuck known as this forum? NOT just Artie.
Mind you I am NOT sticking up for Artie. I am playing "Devils Advocate" I would really like to know what's what. Thats it.
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Where have you been???
Sucking dicks for way too much???
Artie here has been running this nickel blow-job promotion for the last month now, better get in line. Every faggot transexual is gonna be lining up at Arties front door for those nickel blow-jobs. All you faggots won't want to miss out on this one! I even heard that Artie will also be ingesting shit like he did when it was forced fed down his throat when he was 10 years old. For all of you who don't know the inside scoup about Art's force fed shit. Artie used to shit himself well past the diaper wearing stages of an illiterate diaper wetter would. Usually most normal babies that grow into childhood stop pooping and peeing in their pants at an young age, buyt Artie here was a late blossom and continue to shit himself until the age of 10 or 11, which year was it Art, refresh my memory mother-fucker?
And I guess his parents got fed up and decided to force feed him it in an attempt to make him stop, real sad if you ask me, also real sick of Art to say that all this happened to jordan, but thats Art for you, blame it on everyone else. Pathetic loser which you will always be.
Anyway artie, enjoy your nickel blow-job extravaganza, i'm sure you will find plenty of cocks to satisfy all your cock sucking needs. You will surely be in penis heaven and have penis envy written all over you for years to cum.<------- :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Getting your ass handed to you once again there Artie?
Too funny..... :lol:
Jordan you are f-ing disgusting
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of course he is
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You own someone Art?? First of alll shit for brains its "Ownz"
And it was popular back in the mid to late 90's in hacker terms, For a guy who doesnt even know simple html and posts on message boards ( Help me become smart with my computer) "IDIOT".
You are so posing and showboating, loser, wanna be hacker or whatever it is you pretend.
did you bump your head ?
I dont pose,hack,or showboat.. In fact,wasnt it you that has stalked myself and a number of others here.Wasnt it you who bragged about your money,women,martial arts ect ?
I defy you to show a post where i did any of the following...
Whats wrong kid,exposed for being the asshole again? Hey dude,if its too hot in the kitchen.... you know the rest.
Oh and to answer the question about what can really be bought for a nickel.........that would be you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry2: :cry2:
Sorry asshole Art, but I am not who you think I am. But I am someone who thinks you are a trolling gay fag asshole here at fornits if that helps. I'm not even gonna bother explaining to you what you did wrong, you are way too stupid of a person to converse with. So handing you your ass will do.
All I see you do here all the time everytime is bait and provoke, oh and cry like a little baby. You're always talking about shiteating, giving blowjobs..I think you are at the wrong site, matter of fact YOU ARE AT THE WRONG SITE. Try using a search engine for a gay/lesbian board, i think you will feel more comfortable there.
NotPink
NotDave
NotAndy
What is it exactly that Artie has done to make one so pissed off at him?
Is he truly the author of ALL of the homo erotic, shit eating posts? And I do mean ALL of the posts you mentioned.
Is it not possible that one of the other trolls pretended to be Artie once or twice or more times just to shake up the joint a little?
Isn't ALL of the "Troll Posse" responsible for the cluster fuck known as this forum? NOT just Artie.
Mind you I am NOT sticking up for Artie. I am playing "Devils Advocate" I would really like to know what's what. Thats it.
Well where shall I start?
Art offered oral sex to everyone who comes to this forum. (Even teens). He always tries to twists things around and mistake his child hardships for others. He baits this forum with his stupid blow job offers which no ones but Art seems to find entertaining. The shit he has posted in the past if you can find it, would label him as a pedophile easily. He is juts a sick, foul, disgusting ,old AA failure who thinks he can run with the big boys. Only thing that i see coming from Art is temper tandrandic postings, not sure if thats a word, but it's got a nice catch to it.
What art wrote here on this forum, would forever chang it. That whole fuckin come one come all bullshit of suck my dick under my desk, is totally pedophile. Art is in his mid to late 40's, mid to late 40's people do not post shit like that on a public forum. In my mind he is sick.
Then he starts in with the Eisman vendetta, talks about Jordan, the father and even the mother. I'm sure Jamie probably pissed him off by handing Art his own ass, but Art never lets things go., Jamie this, Jordoan that, yea that run in happened like what , 4 years ago or something? Idiot is still bringing it up and talking about it.
Then there is the being here cause: Art wants to tell his little story of Elan so that everyone can listen, yet he has had 4 plus years to do it. His only sole purpose here is to disrupt and annoying everyone hwo is enjoying themselves. I can only imagine what it must be like to live next door to the creep, he must drive his neighbors insane, probably a peeping tom also.
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You own someone Art?? First of alll shit for brains its "Ownz"
And it was popular back in the mid to late 90's in hacker terms, For a guy who doesnt even know simple html and posts on message boards ( Help me become smart with my computer) "IDIOT".
You are so posing and showboating, loser, wanna be hacker or whatever it is you pretend.
did you bump your head ?
I dont pose,hack,or showboat.. In fact,wasnt it you that has stalked myself and a number of others here.Wasnt it you who bragged about your money,women,martial arts ect ?
I defy you to show a post where i did any of the following...
Whats wrong kid,exposed for being the asshole again? Hey dude,if its too hot in the kitchen.... you know the rest.
Oh and to answer the question about what can really be bought for a nickel.........that would be you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry2: :cry2:
Sorry asshole Art, but I am not who you think I am. But I am someone who thinks you are a trolling gay fag asshole here at fornits if that helps. I'm not even gonna bother explaining to you what you did wrong, you are way too stupid of a person to converse with. So handing you your ass will do.
All I see you do here all the time everytime is bait and provoke, oh and cry like a little baby. You're always talking about shiteating, giving blowjobs..I think you are at the wrong site, matter of fact YOU ARE AT THE WRONG SITE. Try using a search engine for a gay/lesbian board, i think you will feel more comfortable there.
NotPink
NotDave
NotAndy
What is it exactly that Artie has done to make one so pissed off at him?
Is he truly the author of ALL of the homo erotic, shit eating posts? And I do mean ALL of the posts you mentioned.
Is it not possible that one of the other trolls pretended to be Artie once or twice or more times just to shake up the joint a little?
Isn't ALL of the "Troll Posse" responsible for the cluster fuck known as this forum? NOT just Artie.
Mind you I am NOT sticking up for Artie. I am playing "Devils Advocate" I would really like to know what's what. Thats it.
Well where shall I start?
Art offered oral sex to everyone who comes to this forum. (Even teens). He always tries to twists things around and mistake his child hardships for others. He baits this forum with his stupid blow job offers which no ones but Art seems to find entertaining. The shit he has posted in the past if you can find it, would label him as a pedophile easily. He is juts a sick, foul, disgusting ,old AA failure who thinks he can run with the big boys. Only thing that i see coming from Art is temper tandrandic postings, not sure if thats a word, but it's got a nice catch to it.
What art wrote here on this forum, would forever chang it. That whole fuckin come one come all bullshit of suck my dick under my desk, is totally pedophile. Art is in his mid to late 40's, mid to late 40's people do not post shit like that on a public forum. In my mind he is sick.
Then he starts in with the Eisman vendetta, talks about Jordan, the father and even the mother. I'm sure Jamie probably pissed him off by handing Art his own ass, but Art never lets things go., Jamie this, Jordoan that, yea that run in happened like what , 4 years ago or something? Idiot is still bringing it up and talking about it.
Then there is the being here cause: Art wants to tell his little story of Elan so that everyone can listen, yet he has had 4 plus years to do it. His only sole purpose here is to disrupt and annoying everyone hwo is enjoying themselves. I can only imagine what it must be like to live next door to the creep, he must drive his neighbors insane, probably a peeping tom also.
This IS the fun part
Watching Dave twist
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:roll: Well, besides Arts tantrums what is his Elan story? Has he ever told it to ppl here? Has he even gone to Elan? :wink: Just kidding. No one lies about attending that place. Do they? Has anyone here ever posted their Elan story? Not the jokes about Marty or whoever but their actual story. Or parts of it? Not lately obviously but I saw in the archives that people did talk about Elan and stuff that happened to them or someone else there. Its cool to joke around and shit but is that all this place is after all? Someone that happens upon this joint would probably be intimidated to post their story for fear that it will be torn to shreds. The thread gets hijacked again type thing. Even ppl that have been here a hot minute don't really want to start a serious thread. For obvious reasons.
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:roll: Well, besides Arts tantrums what is his Elan story? Has he ever told it to ppl here? Has he even gone to Elan? :wink: Just kidding. No one lies about attending that place. Do they? Has anyone here ever posted their Elan story? Not the jokes about Marty or whoever but their actual story. Or parts of it? Not lately obviously but I saw in the archives that people did talk about Elan and stuff that happened to them or someone else there. Its cool to joke around and shit but is that all this place is after all? Someone that happens upon this joint would probably be intimidated to post their story for fear that it will be torn to shreds. The thread gets hijacked again type thing. Even ppl that have been here a hot minute don't really want to start a serious thread. For obvious reasons.
yeah we know see
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Limp dick Dave
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Art was the above one of the hopeful prospects that answered your date profile? He seems very eager Artie, are you sure you can handle him? Not sure how well them dentures of yours can hold up to all the squirming. Go for it Art! Go for it Art, put that dick in your mouth.
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:roll: Well, besides Arts tantrums what is his Elan story? Has he ever told it to ppl here? Has he even gone to Elan? :wink: Just kidding. No one lies about attending that place. Do they? Has anyone here ever posted their Elan story? Not the jokes about Marty or whoever but their actual story. Or parts of it? Not lately obviously but I saw in the archives that people did talk about Elan and stuff that happened to them or someone else there. Its cool to joke around and shit but is that all this place is after all? Someone that happens upon this joint would probably be intimidated to post their story for fear that it will be torn to shreds. The thread gets hijacked again type thing. Even ppl that have been here a hot minute don't really want to start a serious thread. For obvious reasons.
People come here for 2 reasons, to expose the truth, which what Fornits in itself is based on, and to maybe find some of their old peers.
Art comes here to bait and argue, plain and simple. All he posts is content about dick sucking, and fecal matter eating, all true life events for him. And who cares about all this hijacking a thread thing, whoever came up with that is a stupid idiot and has a.d.d.
All you have to do is select the content you wish to read and read it, but that is too hard for a.d.d. Artie to do.
Me personally: I am here to expose those abusive mother fuckers that worked at elan. I saw some fucked up shit happen to young people, young people being just 13. I and 2 others like to make it entertaining when talking about elan, from a satire point of view in some cases.
I have witnessed wrong doings at Elan, wrong doings that could of been easily punishable by todays law. Todays Elan is much different, there is no more rings, and signs and it is toned down since my departure. I was lucky enough to be able to sign out of that place, aged saved me, but back in 1988 when I was there, man did I see some fucked up shit happen, alot of abuse and unnecessary discipline. And the staff were loving every minute of it!
I thought I saw a post where you mentioned you were there in the early 90's? You probably had it just as bad as I did considering we were only a couple of years apart.
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Me personally: I am here to expose those abusive mother fuckers that worked at elan. I saw some fucked up shit happen to young people, young people being just 13. I and 2 others like to make it entertaining when talking about elan, from a satire point of view in some cases
ok then do it
expose them
make them pay
we can see your angry
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Me personally: I am here to expose those abusive mother fuckers that worked at elan. I saw some fucked up shit happen to young people, young people being just 13. I and 2 others like to make it entertaining when talking about elan, from a satire point of view in some cases
ok then do it
expose them
make them pay
we can see your angry
Been doing it, where have you been?
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you anons cant post html for shit.. haha
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All 4 of Dave's basic food groups
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That place was truly fucked up going into the 90's. It was very slowly changing when I left near the end of 93. I was a certified Elan fuck up I'll tell ya that much. I had it pretty bad at times. I learned how to just blend in towards the end. It was like I was not even there. I rarely got booked and you never heard a peep outta me in any groups. I just did my stupid chore and chilled. I had entertainment. It was almost like I was in jail just biding my time till my D.O.R. The day I left a friend of mine from another house was having gym outside. I jumped outta my dads car and ran over and gave my pal a big ol hug. Hide in my trunk I said but that is not realistic ya know. My dad was not going to harbor any juvenile fugitives. His words not mine. my dad was cool. RIP.
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Really fucking classy. We got a group of class acts here dont we?
Do any of you get laid by an actual woman? Not one for hire, not a chick with a dick, not your step sister or second cousin, not a date rape victim, an actual woman?
If the answer happens to be yes I think your a liar and need to re evaluate your answer. Be honest with yourself boys wouldn't it be nice to have a real girl friend for a change?
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When Dave and Andy went to Elan,the big bad injun had the medicine man ask the gods to remove each of their abilities to sustain an erection.This being done (in addition to taking their candy packs,soda and movie privilages) has caused them to only be able to love each other.Its a pretty sick, silly love triangle that to this day,they each refuse to talk about.Each have lately been trying to convince the other to play the female role. As far as anyone from here can tell,they both act like a couple of Sally's
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Really fucking classy. We got a group of class acts here dont we?
Do any of you get laid by an actual woman? Not one for hire, not a chick with a dick, not your step sister or second cousin, not a date rape victim, an actual woman?
If the answer happens to be yes I think your a liar and need to re evaluate your answer. Be honest with yourself boys wouldn't it be nice to have a real girl friend for a change?
Um, I believe that bouncing cock was posted by a woman. Shit, I thought it was pretty funny.
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WOOHOO A BIG [color=green]COCK[/color] FOR YA'LL TO FEAST YOUR EYES ON!
SORRY BOYS YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH!!)
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:roll: someone actually took the time to google image, bookmark (for later use), and html post that...
www.strivingforramrod.com (http://www.strivingforramrod.com)
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I betcha Artie has been clicking on this particular thread at least 80 times today. That image of that penis is probably got him all excited, probably will stay logged onto this site all night and bring his monitor to bed with him so he can sleep with that penis image next to him.
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When was the last time anyone's seen artman? I mean, if he doesnt ever read this anymore, isnt it kinda like a tree falling in the forest with no one around? Almost... pointless, really
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He posts here all the time, just anon.
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Yeah... and so did I for the past four months... lol
he aint here, im telling ya
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Yeah... and so did I for the past four months... lol
he aint here, im telling ya
Who do you think started the topic Andys bj place? It was Art, he also been slashing your name around this site as of late.
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wow and didnt even have to give ya a nickel
thanks
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Save your nickels Art, you need them more then anyone else.
Put them towards your Ersatz $500.00 dinners that you have with your imaginary dates/friends.
I guess the former Mrs.Artman came out the big loser here, her Ex Artman husband drank all the child support/alamony monies away.
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Does anyone know where former Mrs.Artman is?
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I would love to have a chat with the former Mrs. Artman.
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Yeah... and so did I for the past four months... lol
he aint here, im telling ya
Who do you think started the topic Andys bj place? It was Art, he also been slashing your name around this site as of late.
yeah... but I really could care less. as soon as I come back all the tough talk and lackluster stabs at something called humor come to a screeching halt. why is that art?
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I am so very much intimidated of you Andy,you scare me cuz your so tough hiding behind your keyboard...
Prob not a good idea to be an asshole on friday 13th... Kharma kicks ass
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yeah... but I really could care less. as soon as I come back all the tough talk and lackluster stabs at something called humor come to a screeching halt. why is that art?_________________
the art of the one-liner, perfected.
Are you fucking serious? This is a joke, right?
Just because you throw one or two big fancy sounding words into a post does not make you better than anyone here. Any moron can use a thesaurus.
From what I see the only one here who thinks he is funny and witty is you.
Such arrogance from one of the biggest fucking losers Elan has EVER seen.
Don't use Art as your scapegoat. It takes a big man to pick on the forum dork huh?
Why don't you try talkin your junk to ALL the other people who trashed your "good" name. RE-RE.
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Yeah... and so did I for the past four months... lol
he aint here, im telling ya
Who do you think started the topic Andys bj place? It was Art, he also been slashing your name around this site as of late.
yeah... but I really could care less. as soon as I come back all the tough talk and lackluster stabs at something called humor come to a screeching halt. why is that art?
Art's a BIG baby! I think you are very funny Andy, Art is just jealous because he doesnt have a sense of humor, nor could ever find one even if it was starring him in the face.
BTW, I loved the "Monkey Antics" thing.
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who the fuck really cares?
douche - use your thesaurus for that one.
-Mister Pink
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Ohhhh goodness yes... Andy is so intimidating.. I never would have known you were posting anon,and several different people.But now that you back as you,you are much to scary to mess with.
Dave.. Go back to slurpin dick
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(But now that you back as you,you are much to scary to mess with.)
What are you trying to say stupid??
My name is Art Gump, and I am not a very smart man.
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Good morning asswipe
You have so many positive things to say,its amazing your neighbors let you live there,in mommies basement. Do they talk about you bringing home the transvestites? Do they look the other way when they see you coming? Drag their children in the house away from your sight ?
You are one fucked up little boy/girl
You should be at the top of a LE watch list,just based on what you post...You are demented
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Drag their children in the house away from your sight ?
I know exactly where you got that one from! It is another life experience for you. It happens all the time with you Art, soon as you rear your ugly head, the parents gather up their children.
" Run children!, RUN!!" That is waht the parents scream out.
Sort of resembling. " Run Forest!, RUN!" Oh B-u-b-b-a!
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You must have gotten tired of using my lines so now your stealking them froma movie.. You are so predictable.. You havent the skills to make up something funny thats original
Go back to talking to yourself and making up anon monikers,at least that was funny
You are by definition... Shit for brains
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And you are Artie Gump..Enough said!
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Monikers, twisiting, I'm divorced, and carry a few extra pounds around. I drive an average car and have an average job.
One day I will be a manager of Mc Donalds, and be the head loser at my job.
Artie Gump.
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And I love Jimmy, and Jimmy loves me
and Jimmy showed me his pee-pee.
Artie Gump.
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What does a nickel buy you these days????
andy or dave
they need a little extra money,the holidays are coming
expect to see them on a streetcorner near you,in drag
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yeah... but I really could care less. as soon as I come back all the tough talk and lackluster stabs at something called humor come to a screeching halt. why is that art?_________________
the art of the one-liner, perfected.
Are you fucking serious? This is a joke, right?
Just because you throw one or two big fancy sounding words into a post does not make you better than anyone here. Any moron can use a thesaurus.
From what I see the only one here who thinks he is funny and witty is you.
Such arrogance from one of the biggest fucking losers Elan has EVER seen.
Don't use Art as your scapegoat. It takes a big man to pick on the forum dork huh?
Why don't you try talkin your junk to ALL the other people who trashed your "good" name. RE-RE.
who the fuck really cares?
douche - use your thesaurus for that one.
-Mister Pink
Is THAT all you could come up with Pinky boy?? Obviously YOU care about what was written here about you or else you would not of responded. Stupid Ass. Oh yeah "Douche" in a thesaurus would have your name as a definition. God, your a loser. The biggest loser this site and Elan has EVER seen. You make Artman look good.
I must highlight the truth for you to re-read. Maybe it will absorb into your crystal meth riddled brain....Then again you ARE the type to say you have done drugs when you really have not. LOSER.
Just because you throw one or two big fancy sounding words into a post does not make you better than anyone here. Any moron can use a thesaurus.
From what I see the only one here who thinks he is funny and witty is you.
Such arrogance from one of the biggest fucking losers Elan has EVER seen
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Such arrogance from one of the biggest fucking losers Elan has EVER seen
OR THE WORLD !
Dave didnt swallow last time... i want change from my nickel
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His myspace brings all the boys to the page
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Such arrogance from one of the biggest fucking losers Elan has EVER seen
OR THE WORLD !
Dave didnt swallow last time... i want change from my nickel
More homosexual gay rantings brought to you by Gay stupid Artie Gump.
Does anyone ever take notice that everytime Art posts here it has something to do about gay sex acts? Art we don't need to know about all your gay sex stories, you are over sharing.
Kids, if you plan on drinking in the future once you reach 21, please be aware of your limits. Do not become an alcoholic like Arthur here has, you might just wind up like him one day.
What a waste of fucking life and oxygen this Arthur drunk gay fuck is.
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Whats the matter Andrea..... Thats quite a tantrum,Pretty upset about the same stuff you write about others... every day
you know what jews say... Eye for an eye... tooth for a tooth
oh yeah... one good fuck deserves another
Fuck you kid
ps you are better understood without the tantrums,though we will laugh at you either way
loser
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,though we will laugh at you either way
We? Who? you and your imaginary friends? :roll:
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,though we will laugh at you either way
We? Who? you and your imaginary friends? :roll:
Bingo!! that is the answer to the question. His imaginary friends.
And lets not forget his Ersatz yatch. :rofl: ::kma::
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I won you boy
look at you go ..............................
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I won you boy
look at you go ..............................
Thats right, arthurs the big winner here, and here is your reward: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: ::bangin:: ::ftard:: ::ftard:: ::ftard::
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mmmm mburgers and better than burgers
everyone laughing at your dumb ass
Are you done makin an ass outa yourself yet
I told ya,I warned ya
I am the bigger asshole,no matter what you post
freak
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I won you boy
look at you go ..............................
I "won" you?? What, was he in some twisted raffle or something?
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2 words for ya.
SUCK IT!!!
::kma:: ::kma:: ::kma:: ::kma:: ::kma::
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Dave Dave Dave
Andy Andy Andy
do youeven see what these guys are doin to you
they own you
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I see Mr.Pink handing you your ass Artie.
Couldn't happen to another well deserved asshole like Arthur.
I own you, i won you, i own you
twisting, twisting,twisting
divorced alcoholic, disowned, lonely cum recepticle.
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ya,, i think the recent post have pegged the shiteaters right on target,, ther eare deep rooted reason y these sick children act this way,,, the closer to the truth ,, the more violent the response,,,and nuthing goin on in their lives offers anything better than having a love fest for art on a daily basis.....
these guys wake up,, early,,, roll out of bed and turn on tyhe comp to stare at arts date profile,,,,then come here to see if their hero has spoken to them yet today,,,we witnessed the cry for help in the pitiful where are you art,,, come talk dirty to me post,,,,,careful not to wake the parents,, or is it grandparents,, that put the roof over your head,, the food in your belly,,,,does she changes the sheets when you wet the bed?
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ya,, i think the recent post have pegged the shiteaters right on target,, ther eare deep rooted reason y these sick children act this way,,, the closer to the truth ,, the more violent the response,,,and nuthing goin on in their lives offers anything better than having a love fest for art on a daily basis.....
these guys wake up,, early,,, roll out of bed and turn on tyhe comp to stare at arts date profile,,,,then come here to see if their hero has spoken to them yet today,,,we witnessed the cry for help in the pitiful where are you art,,, come talk dirty to me post,,,,,careful not to wake the parents,, or is it grandparents,, that put the roof over your head,, the food in your belly,,,,does she changes the sheets when you wet the bed?
:tup:
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Advice for all you that think free loading is cool
Living with ones parents is not so bad if you're doing your part in the house. Helping out financially, doing chores that type of stuff.
If ALL you do is sit on your ass and mooch off the folks then you deserve to be taken out behind the house and beaten till you yell "UNCLE".
No matter where you lay your head at night you best be doing something, anything to be pulling your own weight.
If for whatever reason (and it better be DAMNED good) you're unable to work then you best be cleaning the house and yard top to freaking bottom. With NO complaints what so ever.
Or do you collect welfare? disability? pension? settlements?
Unless you reside in a shelter, sober house, jail, rehab, ect. YOU can't live for free for long. Remember that.
Make certain to get ALL you can out of your free ride honey cuz when its over and reality sets in your excuses will not help you one iotta.
If you don't like workin some minium wage 9-5 job then figure out what your good at (house cleaning, yard work) make up a business card and/or fliers and pimp your ass out. Make that money baby.
Cuz it don't come for free unless you are a woman who looks good and you use your feminine wiles to charm that cash outta them wallets. OK?
Reality check people.
This is some real advice. No job coach or job fair would or could ever give you. Gotta be a straight shooter around these parts.
You look foolish having caviar dreams and fish stick money.
Think about it.
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hey guys, my myspace isnt working? wtf
-Pink
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I told you, I don't have a myspace... I'll leave that to you guys.
spend some time on it, make it good - especially insulting and... add a buncha gays to my profile! yeah, that'll teach me. Make sure you waste at least 70+ hours of your life fine-tuning it, for MAXIMUM INSULT POTENTIAL!!! although, considering your normal day 2 day routines, that might not be considered a waste..
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I guess Gangsta G adds to the fake Pink myspace while cooking his crack. then he cuts it up and dime bags it, then takes a break and adds more wannabe insults to the fake Pink myspace.
Crack kills Gangsta G. Make sure you sell it to your own people.
And sell lots of it :exclaim: You'd be doing America a great favor.
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Cuz it don't come for free unless you are a woman who looks good and you use your feminine wiles to charm that cash outta them wallets. OK
Dave /Andy have this part figured out,they suck a mean dick.They only charge a nickel,but wtf.They suck alot of dick to make a living
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Gangsta G DID do a bang up freakin job on that MySpace profile.