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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 06, 2006, 09:52:23 AM
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Here is what the responses had to say.
Penis: Hi Art, i hear you been looking for me.
Art: hi penis, glad to hear from you finally!
Penis: So you wanna hook up?
Art: Sure , I can't wait!
Response #2.
Mouth: hi Art, I am a mouth on a little boy.
Art: Awesome!
Mouth: I hear you love mouths on your shriveld up pecker.
Art: Yes i sure do, especially a young mouth that is small, tight and wet.
Mouth: So you wanna hook me up with a plane ticket?
Art: On a janitors salary? Not possible Mouth, but I could drive out to see you in my average automobile?
Mouth: That would be great!
Art: Would you have any objections of me bringing my newly found friend Penis along Mouth?
Mouth: Sure Art, that would be great, we can have a 3 some if you like.
Art: Excellent then, let me get all my toys and jellies gathered up and packed and gas up my average automobile and be on my way.
Mouth: Okay Art, see ya soon my love.
So the Penis and the Mouth and Art all met at the same time and enjoyed that home cooked meal and Art's horrible guitar playing. But Art turned out to be the big winner here, finally after all this time Art says with tears in his eyes. " I think I am in love."
Art was even inspired to write a song and play it on his guitar. Will this be a possible new marriage between the 3 of them?? Stay tuned....
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Dave
Your so inspiring.... I know you mean these things in the kindest,sweetest way
C'mere dave
Gimme a hug
kiss
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Sorry to disappoint Art, but your gay lover Dave did not write that. I wrote that mother fucker.
I still hope you choke real hard on that dick you gay ass fat over weight retard.
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I wrote that mother fucker.
you finally got it right....about time too
Tell your mom i'll be right over and to clean that stinky thing up
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Hmmmm.....
Stop giving that assclown Dave ALL the props for whats posted here!
Assclown is way to fuckin stupid to come up with anything 1/2 as funny as that post!
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Oh how Artie loves to talk about dicks, blowjobs and shiteating.
It's the heart and soul that makes him complete with all those nasty addictions he has. :lol:
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Or is it pronounced "adicktion" by you Artie?
Mine as well face it Art is addicted to dick.
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Here is what the responses had to say.
Penis: Hi Art, i hear you been looking for me.
Art: hi penis, glad to hear from you finally!
Penis: So you wanna hook up?
Art: Sure , I can't wait!
Response #2.
Mouth: hi Art, I am a mouth on a little boy.
Art: Awesome!
Mouth: I hear you love mouths on your shriveld up pecker.
Art: Yes i sure do, especially a young mouth that is small, tight and wet.
Mouth: So you wanna hook me up with a plane ticket?
Art: On a janitors salary? Not possible Mouth, but I could drive out to see you in my average automobile?
Mouth: That would be great!
Art: Would you have any objections of me bringing my newly found friend Penis along Mouth?
Mouth: Sure Art, that would be great, we can have a 3 some if you like.
Art: Excellent then, let me get all my toys and jellies gathered up and packed and gas up my average automobile and be on my way.
Mouth: Okay Art, see ya soon my love.
So the Penis and the Mouth and Art all met at the same time and enjoyed that home cooked meal and Art's horrible guitar playing. But Art turned out to be the big winner here, finally after all this time Art says with tears in his eyes. " I think I am in love."
Art was even inspired to write a song and play it on his guitar. Will this be a possible new marriage between the 3 of them?? Stay tuned....
Now that be some funny shit right there! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ass handed to Art in hand.. :lol:
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poor dave... He bumped his head,while given head and said hey sugar,take a walk on the wild side.
Did your date stand you up tonight dave? All this talk about gay sex.Whats wrong dude,aint gettin any. Its ok to be a cocksucker,its what you post about.ALWAYS
Its ok to be a shiteater... Its what you post about
Why put it on someone else.
Your a good little cocksucker too
kiss
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Hi art. :wave:
that other guy
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Hey Artie/Dave:
What's up with you 2 men? Did you get your balls chopped off? Why are you dudes always talking about homo shit? Is that how you two swing? There aint nothing wrong with having an "alternative lifestyle" BTW.
Just be discreet about it. BUT don't go postin it all over the world wide web for Christ Sakes!
If your not 2 butt rangers then stick up for your fuckin self. Be men not little sissy girls. Stop nancying around and speak up dammit!
Are you gonna let all this shit go down? Have you no pride?
Who cares if your ugly/old/wrinkled/impotent/pathetic/single? If your not 2 homos then say so! Have you learned nothing in all the time you have been on this earth?!
Artie: Were you REALLY force fed shit? Human shit? Why?
Nah, that CAN'T be true. Can it?
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Hey Artie/Dave:
What's up with you 2 men? Did you get your balls chopped off? Why are you dudes always talking about homo shit? Is that how you two swing? There aint nothing wrong with having an "alternative lifestyle" BTW.
Just be discreet about it. BUT don't go postin it all over the world wide web for Christ Sakes!
If your not 2 butt rangers then stick up for your fuckin self. Be men not little sissy girls. Stop nancying around and speak up dammit!
Are you gonna let all this shit go down? Have you no pride?
Who cares if your ugly/old/wrinkled/impotent/pathetic/single? If your not 2 homos then say so! Have you learned nothing in all the time you have been on this earth?!
Artie: Were you REALLY force fed shit? Human shit? Why?
Nah, that CAN'T be true. Can it?
\hmmmmmm
Would be hard to believe there is a new person here. Probably Andy
Art is not gay,nor was he fed shit.This is a game that Dave K ..aka Nazi... aka Elan reporter..aka 35 other anon monikers started some time ago.Intruth,dave is just an asshole. He uses the foulest of language to seek attention.most of those who have been here left because of what he and jordan,andy doug and a few other losers have turned this forum into. they claim its fun to be jackoffs to others
reality is....art doesnt take any shit, and when he gives it back to the ass,this is what we get .. pages and pages of worthless writings
oh and dave IS a cocksucker
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Art likes to hook up with gay acoholic men at AA meetings.
Then tries to get them to swap fecal matter with him, so he can eat it..
Then Art goes out on his blow up raft and pretends he is navigating a yatch. Then big bad Dougie comes along in his huge fishing boat and runs over Art and his blow up raft and leaves Art helpless in the water.
:rofl: :rofl:
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Art likes to hook up with gay acoholic men at AA meetings.
Then tries to get them to swap fecal matter with him, so he can eat it..
Then Art goes out on his blow up raft and pretends he is navigating a yatch. Then big bad Dougie comes along in his huge fishing boat and runs over Art and his blow up raft and leaves Art helpless in the water.
More fecal boy stories... how many fecal stories does this make Dave.100-200-500. You are obsessed with shit,and eating it. I'm sorry you were force-fed shit as a child.No wonder you are the sick fucker you are today.
WTF ? at least your predictable
:roll: :question: :idea: ::hehehmm:: ::crybaby:: ::bangin::
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So Artie IS NOT GAY. He was NEVER fed shit. He IS NOT the one trolling these threads wreaking havoc.
I must apologize to Artie then. Sorry dude. I should not of listened to all those other posts. NOW I know better!
So Dave is really the one who is obsessed with fecal matter and homo erotic activities.
Jordan, Andy, Doug and that reporter dude and nazi dude. Are they the true trouble makers? Are all of these people the ones responsible for terrorizing Artie and everyone else here? Are these the people who make up all these bullshit threads/posts? Basically they are the antagonizers/instigators around here.
They are the ones who ruin every single thread that starts off good and ends up a cluster fuck.
Hmmmm.....Very, very interesting....
And yes, I am a "new" person around here.
I was in Elan in the early 90's.
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So Artie IS NOT GAY. He was NEVER fed shit. He IS NOT the one trolling these threads wreaking havoc.
I must apologize to Artie then. Sorry dude. I should not of listened to all those other posts. NOW I know better!
So Dave is really the one who is obsessed with fecal matter and homo erotic activities.
Jordan, Andy, Doug and that reporter dude and nazi dude. Are they the true trouble makers? Are all of these people the ones responsible for terrorizing Artie and everyone else here? Are these the people who make up all these bullshit threads/posts? Basically they are the antagonizers/instigators around here.
They are the ones who ruin every single thread that starts off good
and ends up a cluster fuck.
Hmmmm.....Very, very interesting....
And yes, I am a "new" person around here.
I was in Elan in the early 90's.
This is quite accurate
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Art likes to hook up with gay acoholic men at AA meetings.
Then tries to get them to swap fecal matter with him, so he can eat it..
Then Art goes out on his blow up raft and pretends he is navigating a yatch. Then big bad Dougie comes along in his huge fishing boat and runs over Art and his blow up raft and leaves Art helpless in the water.
:rofl: :rofl:
Look at the shiteaters twisting...
Dave doesnt like it when you use his name,he is on a secret mission.Noon knows its him because he posts anon... Shhhhhh dont tell anyone
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So Artie IS NOT GAY. He was NEVER fed shit. He IS NOT the one trolling these threads wreaking havoc.
I must apologize to Artie then. Sorry dude. I should not of listened to all those other posts. NOW I know better!
So Dave is really the one who is obsessed with fecal matter and homo erotic activities.
Jordan, Andy, Doug and that reporter dude and nazi dude. Are they the true trouble makers? Are all of these people the ones responsible for terrorizing Artie and everyone else here? Are these the people who make up all these bullshit threads/posts? Basically they are the antagonizers/instigators around here.
They are the ones who ruin every single thread that starts off good and ends up a cluster fuck.
Hmmmm.....Very, very interesting....
And yes, I am a "new" person around here.
I was in Elan in the early 90's.
I'll vouch for Art being Gay, that fucker cant keep his hands off dicks.
Art is a troll here , plain and simple, He has this long list of names that he hates and asssumes that I am one of those names. Yea come find me Art, here I am fucker! Go back to your AA meetings you drunk.
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I'll vouch for Art being Gay, that fucker cant keep his hands off dicks.
Art is a troll here , plain and simple, He has this long list of names that he hates and asssumes that I am one of those names. Yea come find me Art, here I am fucker! Go back to your AA meetings you drunk.
Now I'm even more confused! All these conflicting stories and I can't tell what is serious and what is a joke.
Is Artie TRULY a homo?? Was he REALLY fed poop as a kid??
Are all these other people mentioned (Dave,Doug,Andy,ect.) REALLY the FREAKS everyone says they are??
I wish Art would come here and say something about all this controversy!! To much fucking excitement for me to handle..I need a drink after reading this thread...And all the others...
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Now I'm even more confused! All these conflicting stories and I can't tell what is serious and what is a joke.
Is Artie TRULY a homo?? Was he REALLY fed poop as a kid??
Are all these other people mentioned (Dave,Doug,Andy,ect.) REALLY the FREAKS everyone says they are??
I wish Art would come here and say something about all this controversy!! To much fucking excitement for me to handle..I need a drink after reading this thread...And all the others...
Some of the people,some of the time
Why dont you show us who you are,all this posting about "confusion" as to who is whom.... Do you think if you change a font,or color of type that we all dont know who you are?
your a joke
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Correct me if Im wrong, but I was never a big fan of terrorizing artman, I let everyone else do that, its just too easy really.
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Now I'm even more confused! All these conflicting stories and I can't tell what is serious and what is a joke.
Is Artie TRULY a homo?? Was he REALLY fed poop as a kid??
Are all these other people mentioned (Dave,Doug,Andy,ect.) REALLY the FREAKS everyone says they are??
I wish Art would come here and say something about all this controversy!! To much fucking excitement for me to handle..I need a drink after reading this thread...And all the others...
Some of the people,some of the time
Why dont you show us who you are,all this posting about "confusion" as to who is whom.... Do you think if you change a font,or color of type that we all dont know who you are?
your a joke
Since YOUR so fucking gung ho about revealing identities why don't you tell us who you are?
So your trying to tell all of us fine people that you are one of the only ones here that has NEVER made a joke at Arties expense?
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You're...contraction of YOU & ARE.....your...possessive. Grammar is your friend. :rofl:
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Some of the people,some of the time
Why dont you show us who you are,all this posting about "confusion" as to who is whom.... Do you think if you change a font,or color of type that we all dont know who you are?
your a joke[/quote]
Since YOUR so fucking gung ho about revealing identities why don't you tell us who you are?
So your trying to tell all of us fine people that you are one of the only ones here that has NEVER made a joke at Arties expense?[/quote]
My name is.......what...my name is who...my name is Slim Shady....
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Tee-Hee...The bunny is picking his nose!
You wana eat his [color=green]boogers[/color]?
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Don't you wish you were as cool as me??
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Since YOUR so fucking gung ho about revealing identities why don't you tell us who you are?
So your trying to tell all of us fine people that you are one of the only ones here that has NEVER made a joke at Arties expense?
nope
This was not started by him. Though I didnt think he would be in it this long. I comend him. Dave and the other shiteaters deserve it and more.Have you read what is in these archives?
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We interrupt the art bashing for some shameless self promotion
2 new songs at http://www.myspace.com/dededstunes (http://www.myspace.com/dededstunes)
hell, ill even give you my online date thing, no shame in it,
if you can sing better, and want to try, let me know.
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:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
Arties crying again.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
People called me names and I got my feelings hurt.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
I once tried to come on sexually to Jordan and he kicked me ass.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
Ginger won't turn this place into an AA board.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
Dougie threatened to beat me up and called me loser.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
I'm a drunk and drink my entire paycheck away and have to beg my elder parents for rent money.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
I can only afford an average car and am over weight and can't find a date.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:
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I think the question we should be asking ourselves is why do we care in the first place. I sure don't really give a shit if artman is what he is (fat drunk *ahem) or not, or if people want to make fun of him over it. Frankly, not a major issue in my life.
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I think the question we should be asking ourselves is why do we care in the first place. I sure don't really give a shit if artman is what he is (fat drunk *ahem) or not, or if people want to make fun of him over it. Frankly, not a major issue in my life.
Well Artman sure enjoys making fun of you Andy. He has been slandering you since Cruz started in on you with his stupid bitching and moaning capaign. Pay more attention to detail, you will see what I am talking about.
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nope
This was not started by him. Though I didnt think he would be in it this long. I comend him. Dave and the other shiteaters deserve it and more.
You actually commend someone for fucking with Artie? WOW.
Just when you think you have heard it all.....
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I think the question we should be asking ourselves is why do we care in the first place. I sure don't really give a shit if artman is what he is (fat drunk *ahem) or not, or if people want to make fun of him over it. Frankly, not a major issue in my life.
Well Artman sure enjoys making fun of you Andy. He has been slandering you since Cruz started in on you with his stupid bitching and moaning capaign. Pay more attention to detail, you will see what I am talking about.
VERY fucking interesting. You can ask why people care but that will not stop ALMOST everyone from talking smack about Artie. That is a pipe dream young man.
And yes Pinky, Art man WAS most certainly flappin his gums BIG TIME about you!
You can bet he was not handing out the compliments either.
Details ARE very important.
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Twister
the new board game for trolls that are too bored
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i still think that these guys must have been abused in a museum, why else hate art so much?the patrons of the starfish cafe have the intellects of 12 year olds, dont try to go to deep on the questions,if they dont understand they start freaking out, like last week.
nope
This was not started by him. Though I didnt think he would be in it this long. I comend him. Dave and the other shiteaters deserve it and more.
You actually commend someone for fucking with Artie? WOW.
Just when you think you have heard it all.....
are you that stupid? he was commending art .I understand you went to elan schools, but cant you read coherently?Or are you 1 of them?
kaka-kachoo
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Uncle Dave Kazowski
Worlds smallest shit stir stick
I wonder if his local LE has him on file for sex crimes
He sure can talk the talk,bet he walks the walk too
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Worlds smallest shit stir stick
and manhood
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And you wonder why everyone does talk smack about Artie, the guy brings it on himself. This is Art---> Dave,Doug, Jamie,Jordan,blah, and blah, and so on are all shiteaters. I have a nickel for all of them...
Personal toilet is what this site is to the artman, All he does is keep mentioned this 6 names constantly and crying about how bad of people they are.
Artie is the weirdo here. Always gotta post the same all garbage daily. Predictable..
The way I see things, you are man without a country here. Did you ever ask yourself that? Why is it that you have so many enimies?
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oh good
more of dave twisting
I needed a good laugh this morning
thanks dickhead
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Do you want a good laugh Art? Well do you old man??? Just look into the mirror every morning. Want to laugh even harder in the morning? Flex in the mirror. :rofl: :rofl:
Hear that silence that surrounds you in your home?? That's caused by an action called "DIVORCE". :rofl: :rofl:
Want to feel sad and depressed? Look at your hit counter on your date profile. That's called no one wants you. :rofl: :rofl:
Want to make up lies and pretend life is just but a skip in the park for you? Log online and type in www.fornits.com (http://www.fornits.com), here you can pretend all you want and use that site as a scapegoat.
Average car, average job, average Artie....Oh and Ersatz $500.00 dinners to all your imaginary dates/friends.
Row row row your boat, gently on Wonder Lake
Logging online to fornits.com and pretending about owning a Yatch.
:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
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And you wonder why everyone does talk smack about Artie, the guy brings it on himself. This is Art---> Dave,Doug, Jamie,Jordan,blah, and blah, and so on are all shiteaters. I have a nickel for all of them...
Personal toilet is what this site is to the artman, All he does is keep mentioned this 6 names constantly and crying about how bad of people they are.
Artie is the weirdo here. Always gotta post the same all garbage daily. Predictable..
The way I see things, you are man without a country here. Did you ever ask yourself that? Why is it that you have so many enimies?
What i find thats extra funny is thatyou continue to post these fanatical stories,thinking that it pisses me off. It doesnt,it just shows how ill you are.Even when you steal my lines as you did in this previous posting.
What I find extra hysterical is how you react to my statements of truth.....we own you ... You are our token sociopaths
take your meds
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nope
This was not started by him. Though I didnt think he would be in it this long. I comend him. Dave and the other shiteaters deserve it and more.
You actually commend someone for fucking with Artie? WOW.
Just when you think you have heard it all.....
are you that stupid? he was commending art .I understand you went to elan schools, but cant you read coherently?Or are you 1 of them?
YOUR the STUPID one. How can you call someone stupid for not understanding that drivel posted. UH-DUH.
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The shiteaters are the stupid ones
they wont stop their immature rants
Its good to know none of them live close enough to bother me
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Then again......
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The shiteaters are the stupid ones
they wont stop their immature rants
Its good to know none of them live close enough to bother me
God, grant me the serenity....... :roll: :roll:
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Actually ONE of the shiteaters DOES live close to you!
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And you wonder why everyone does talk smack about Artie, the guy brings it on himself. This is Art---> Dave,Doug, Jamie,Jordan,blah, and blah, and so on are all shiteaters. I have a nickel for all of them...
Personal toilet is what this site is to the artman, All he does is keep mentioned this 6 names constantly and crying about how bad of people they are.
Artie is the weirdo here. Always gotta post the same all garbage daily. Predictable..
The way I see things, you are man without a country here. Did you ever ask yourself that? Why is it that you have so many enimies?
What i find thats extra funny is thatyou continue to post these fanatical stories,thinking that it pisses me off. It doesnt,it just shows how ill you are.Even when you steal my lines as you did in this previous posting.
What I find extra hysterical is how you react to my statements of truth.....we own you ... You are our token sociopaths
take your meds
Steal your lines Art? What lines?? Judging by your temper tandrums I'd say YES, you are always pissed off. You're too predictable. I know I would'nt STEAL any of your lines, because must of your sentences are incomplete and don't make sense half the time.
We one you?
You and your imaginary frineds? :rofl: :rofl:
I think its the other way around, matter of fact IT IS the other way around. You're the one who comes in here and talks about everyone and always has some stupid comment to make about them. You are their puppet Art, you are being controlled. I am your puppet master, can't you see I'm in control of you?
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Stael YOUR lines ART?! LOSER! I JUST posted the same fucking sentence a few days back! Someone here has been using ALL of my little witty quips. I dont give a fuck. Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery. I think YOU'RE jealous cuz no one wants to steal YOUR lines. DUMMY. Try again Artie Farty one day you may hit it right on the mark! ASS SNIFFER!
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I think the question we should be asking ourselves is why do we care in the first place. I sure don't really give a shit if artman is what he is (fat drunk *ahem) or not, or if people want to make fun of him over it. Frankly, not a major issue in my life.
Well Artman sure enjoys making fun of you Andy. He has been slandering you since Cruz started in on you with his stupid bitching and moaning capaign. Pay more attention to detail, you will see what I am talking about.
so my 'real' name is slandered all over a tiny insignifigant troll infested forum dedicated to grown-babies who couldnt hack it in big scary elan school? :cry2: almost makes me feel like riverdancin'...
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so my 'real' name is slandered all over a tiny insignifigant troll infested forum
This coming from the head racist troll
I noticed (again) you have posted in several threads about nothing today.. Must have the day off cleaning the slurpee machine
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so my 'real' name is slandered all over a tiny insignifigant troll infested forum dedicated to grown-babies who couldnt hack it in big scary elan school? almost makes me feel like riverdancin'...
Dude, you had better think twice before you start tossin insults all willy nilly around here. If that is how you feel about this site and all the people AKA: Trolls (according to you) on it why do YOU frequent this site? Do you honestly believe you're doing US a favor by gracing us with YOUR presence?
Maybe you should start posting anonymous again. Do you really want people to know who the asshole is posting?
Hell you would think one would want to hide something like that. Goes to show how the mind of a TRUE Elan fuck up works....