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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 03, 2006, 10:52:54 PM

Title: Son stole police car.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2006, 10:52:54 PM

My son has been getting into alot of trouble with the authorities. He has been arrrested for pot possession, underage drinking, possessing a fake ID, and his greatest accomplishment of stealing a police car. Can you reccemend a course of action?

Title: typical
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2006, 11:10:10 PM

Well except for the stolen police car I have friends who have done all of those things as teens. I think hes trying to get attention with that one....did he give a reason for stealing it? why dont you take him on a tour of the local penitentiary...that might "enlighten" him as to the consequences of his actions. I wouldnt worry about the other stuff too much.

Title: Son stole police car.
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2006, 11:17:13 PM

Shut up Suzanne.   Your opinion is of no value here.  Your unwavering, blind defense of HLA proved that.

For the rest of you  ::troll::

Title: Son stole police car.
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2006, 12:41:32 AM

I recommend SIBS.  They'll straighten him right out.

http://fornits.com/SIBS/ (http://fornits.com/SIBS/)

Title: Son stole police car.
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2006, 08:45:20 AM

Quote from: ""Three Springs Waygookin""

Actually no joke I had a kid who did something like that once.


He stole his dad's patrol car. He lead the state police on a high speed chase. He discharged his daddy's pistol through the roof of the police car, and then was finally caught.

He was also only 11.


 :o

I see two options.
1) Stop trolling internet fora
2) Reflect carefully on what an abysmal parent you are and resolve to properly raise and care for your child in future

Title: Son stole police car.
Post by: The Alterboy on October 05, 2006, 01:02:33 AM

You can't deny me forever, Daddy!

Title: Son stole police car.
Post by: The Alterboy on October 05, 2006, 01:07:18 AM

But I have your eyes!