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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 05, 2006, 12:34:29 PM
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To: Staff
From: Elan Student
Date: 9/5/06
Subject: Guilt
*Breaking cardinal rules with Marty Kruglik and allowing him to fondle my balls on a zone while the house was in a general meeting.
*Accepting Marty Kruglik play games with me by allowing him to bring me flowers smeared in buffalo ca-ca.
*Playing games with Marty Kruglik by doing Indian dances with him in his TP while we tortured children.
*Not putting a quality job into GIing Marty's buffalo and taking shortcuts around the wooly mammoth asshole.
*Talking without strength to Kickapoo about getting the house clean so we could get our evals for senior shotdown and be exalted as good hi yuh yuh yuhers.
*Being loose by goofing about Marty Kruglik's pan face.
Clean-up: Ride buffalo into desert, jam two dildos up ass, dance for three hours and GI the buffalo with quality.
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OH MY!
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MONGOLOID INDIAN LINKED TO TERRORISM
Chief Pajama Groper Marty Kruglik, senior director of the Elan School in Poland Spring, Maine, announced Tuesday that he will head up a Maine chapter of jihadists and make his tomahawk and fecal odor his chief weapon of mass destruction.
"Me suh had me land stolen just cause me suh like to touch little boys," Kruglik said. "Me no like America, me suh join terrorists."
Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden was later recorded on camera rejecting Kruglik's offer of camaraderie.
"Oh great Allah say spit on Marty Kruglik and his dirty pee pee," bin Laden said. "Prophet Mohamed say fuck that stupid Indian."
Despite bin Laden's rejection, Kruglik insisted that he will perpetuate terrorism on the masses. So far, his only progress has been lighting fecal bombs around the Indian Mongoloid Reservation to which Maine National Guard troops have kept him confined.
National Guard Lieutenant Jack Mehoff said the troops were afraid that Kruglik might unveil an army of molesters to terrorize nearby Camp Kiddylicious and said it was crucial to keep Kruglik confined to the IMR, except during work hours.
"The safety of our young people is dependent on keeping them away from this depraved indifferent buffalo fucker," Mehoff said.
In other news, Sharon Terry, director of the Elan School, defiantly stood by Chief Kruglik.
"Marty is a great therapist," Terry said. "What self-respecting Mainard doesn't grope a couple four-legged creatures here and there?"
Elan's chief security officer Leroy the Nightguard said that if Kruglik attempts to flee the IMR, he will sniff him out and stick him with his whittling knife.
"Ay-yeah, that's exactly what ah'm gonna do to that dirty Injun," Leroy said, while whittling a wooden dildo that he said was a gift to Kruglik.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Something I have had to learn the hard way.
God has a sense of humor,when you realize this,it will be way too late.
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Two questions:
What does " IMR " stand for?
What was the name of that grizzly bear mountain man security guard? ( he was there in the 90's )
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:rofl:
Even Bin Laden has standards.
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Two questions:
What does " IMR " stand for?
What was the name of that grizzly bear mountain man security guard? ( he was there in the 90's )
IMR stands for Indian Mongoloid Reservation.
And yes, the mountain man is Leroy. He lives in a Maine cabin with no electricity along with a perpetual pig that he fattens up, slaughters and replaces.
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It has come to my attention from a reliable source ( Leroy Mountain Man) That TCK was caught red handed with an elan students stolen TV. TCK stole the TV out of the dorm while the students were on the floor and planned on using it to watch old re-runs of the Brady brunch and masterbate to them while in the privacy of his tee-pee of horrors.
Maines #1 Mountian Man Leroy no last name, caught TCK as he was running through the woods. Leroy said that TCK actually got caught in one of his widdeled net traps and became entangled in the device before Leroy discovered him.
Leroy the head of security at Elan, makes homemade traps and plants them all around the complex in hopes to catching run away teens, as ordered per the Terry witch.
"I was not happy about setting free TCK replied Leroy. The man smelled pretty funky and had alot of dried up fecal matter from different species covered on him."
TCK who cannot afford a TV simply wanted to watch old Brady Bunch re-runs and get off viewing the Brady family in action.
"Me suh love Bobby Brady the best, replied TCK. Me suh like to watch Brady kids in action while me suh fondel self, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh."
The TV was returned to the teen victum, and the teen was compensated by being promoted up a position, only to be shot down by TCK an hour later.
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Remeber the room where all of our luggage was put? I came in with 3 really cool backpacks and 1 suitcase. I had to put my sketch pads and my snoopy piggy bank in them cuz of whatever reason. Well when I went to go home I went to the room and all my shit was GONE! I was flamin pissed off. Where in God's name did 4 bags clearly marked with my name and home address go? Permanent magic marker is just that permanent. I also was the only one in the time I was there in all 3 houses that had my name. No one else came in before or during my time there with my first name. But of course they just up and vanished!! Along with my money in my student acct. I had around 200$ left. I knew a month in advance I was leaving. Every single day I wrote requests to make shure my money was ready to go with me come my discharge day. I was fucked around with excuses the entire month. To this day I never received my money. That also vanished right after I left. Terry knappy haired weird wart on her face bitch was responsible for my discharge planning. She fucked me over. Along with Tanya and Peters help. I hope they ALL rot in hell. I was 17 yo and they lost all my stuff and kept my money?!?! My dad showed up and I had to explain to him why my stuff was in garbage bags when he bought me the 4 bags just for my trip to Elan. He stormed into e-7 and e-1 demanding to know why these people were stealing luggage and money from an underage girl. He was not to popular. I guess they finally figures out where I got it from. Assholes. I am rambling but I was reminded of the bad memories when I read that post. ARGH!!
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Remeber the room where all of our luggage was put? I came in with 3 really cool backpacks and 1 suitcase. I had to put my sketch pads and my snoopy piggy bank in them cuz of whatever reason. Well when I went to go home I went to the room and all my shit was GONE! I was flamin pissed off. Where in God's name did 4 bags clearly marked with my name and home address go? Permanent magic marker is just that permanent. I also was the only one in the time I was there in all 3 houses that had my name. No one else came in before or during my time there with my first name. But of course they just up and vanished!! Along with my money in my student acct. I had around 200$ left. I knew a month in advance I was leaving. Every single day I wrote requests to make shure my money was ready to go with me come my discharge day. I was fucked around with excuses the entire month. To this day I never received my money. That also vanished right after I left. Terry knappy haired weird wart on her face bitch was responsible for my discharge planning. She fucked me over. Along with Tanya and Peters help. I hope they ALL rot in hell. I was 17 yo and they lost all my stuff and kept my money?!?! My dad showed up and I had to explain to him why my stuff was in garbage bags when he bought me the 4 bags just for my trip to Elan. He stormed into e-7 and e-1 demanding to know why these people were stealing luggage and money from an underage girl. He was not to popular. I guess they finally figures out where I got it from. Assholes. I am rambling but I was reminded of the bad memories when I read that post. ARGH!!
Standard Proceedure I am sure
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Elan sucks the big fat hairy chessy smelly one.
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How many people left Elan with guilt?