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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 17, 2006, 09:27:33 AM

Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 17, 2006, 09:27:33 AM
TCK and Tania/Tony Merret which we shall now call "Tonya", have decided to open up their own realtor business. they will be selling tee-pees and tents, both in the IMR campground and outside in the whitemans land.

TCK & Tonya will also offer warranties with the tee-pees and tens that they sell. TCK said that white man offers home warranties on homes that they sell and he shall do the same.

TCK will offer warranties such as throwing in extra little boys underpants in case one goes bad and needs replacing, just like when white mans home needs a new roof.

A luxury line of Tee-pees will soon be available complete with a toilet and running water said TCK. All Tee-pees come with standard indoor fire-pit for heating and cooking.

TCK hopes to sell these units at a discount so that he can make more then what he is making now, a mere $250.00 a week salary. TCK looks forward to making additional money so that he no longer has to shop for clothes at salvation army drop boxes and wear hand me downs from the Ricci estate.

TCK also wants to offer a brand new free tee-pee to those that graduate Elan and are willing to stay on and abuse teenagers with him, and live out their days in the IMR campground tax free.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2006, 09:51:36 AM
:roll:  :roll:  :roll:


Never a dull moment.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Mister Pink on August 17, 2006, 12:59:27 PM
I shit on the chest of dull moments
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Tribal Chief Kruglik on August 17, 2006, 05:52:41 PM
Me suh place ad on Craigslist and in local newspaper:

You suh broke dirty Injun. Me suh Indian Chief realtor. Me suh sell you teepee.  Only $150 with 5 hiyuhs down and 5 hiyuhs per month.  Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack. Me suh throw in free boys underpants and dance for you. Call 207-998-4666. Ask for Chief Kruglik.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2006, 06:11:21 PM
:rofl:
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2006, 02:32:27 PM
This just in:  Apparently clients are getting offended by TCK's body odor when he attempts to show them his line of tepees and tents.  Tonya Merette has asked TCK to stick to the office work while she meets the customers because his offensive fecal smell is driving them away.  Tonya tried to get TCK to take a shower, but he just responded, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, Injun custom not allow, hi yuh yuh yuh."

Of course, customers may be driven away too by Tonya's screams but she may just intimidate them into buying the properties, making her and TCK very very rich.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2006, 08:40:39 PM
This just in: Apparently clients are getting offended by TCK's body odor when he attempts to show them his line of tepees and tents. Tonya Merette has asked TCK to stick to the office work while she meets the customers because his offensive fecal smell is driving them away. Tonya tried to get TCK to take a shower, but he just responded, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, Injun custom not allow, hi yuh yuh yuh."
Thank you fecal boy
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2006, 07:16:57 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
This just in:  Apparently clients are getting offended by TCK's body odor when he attempts to show them his line of tepees and tents.  Tonya Merette has asked TCK to stick to the office work while she meets the customers because his offensive fecal smell is driving them away.  Tonya tried to get TCK to take a shower, but he just responded, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, Injun custom not allow, hi yuh yuh yuh."

Of course, customers may be driven away too by Tonya's screams but she may just intimidate them into buying the properties, making her and TCK very very rich.



 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  LMAO
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 19, 2006, 09:22:12 AM
It seems like office work for TCK is not his cup of tea. Tonya returned to find out that TCK drew injun mongoloid wampum pictures all over the walls, thus infuriating Tonya. So Tonya dumped a bottle of mens cologne all over TCK and said " Now you will show tee-pees."

TCK began screaming out, " hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh melting, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh cant stand the pain, hi yuh yuh yuh."

TCK then ran back to the IMR capmground and jumped into a pile of Buffalo turds and said, " Me suh feel much better now, and me suh now ready to sell Tee-pees and tents".

Later that day TCK managed to sell a tee-pee to Leroy the night guard which he will use as a hunting lodge for game. TCK also made Leroy sign a contract stipulating that he cannot hunt on IMR campground. Leroy agreed to the terms and told TCK that most of the time he will be widdeling wood in the tee-pee.

Tonya on the other hand sold 4 units, all were registered sex offenders, which should make good company for TCK.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 19, 2006, 09:32:40 AM
Quote from: ""Tribal Chief Kruglik""
Me suh place ad on Craigslist and in local newspaper:

You suh broke dirty Injun. Me suh Indian Chief realtor. Me suh sell you teepee.  Only $150 with 5 hiyuhs down and 5 hiyuhs per month.  Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack. Me suh throw in free boys underpants and dance for you. Call 207-998-4666. Ask for Chief Kruglik.


 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:


Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 19, 2006, 09:34:50 AM
"Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack. "

That is just way too funny and deserves another round of:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 19, 2006, 09:40:45 AM
For the record: TCK's poopy hole also is his spa, TCK also uses it as his refrigerator,shower,dresser and grill, he considers it a 6 in 1 tool.

So if you are in the market for a tee-pee and see it listed as a luxury model and see the symbol (PSRSDG 6in1Tool), you will have the same luxury trim as TCK's tee-pee.

Kiddie torture rack optional.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2006, 04:25:02 PM
Come on people who is going to be the first to write Tanya?
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2006, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Come on people who is going to be the first to write Tanya?

 
Come on  asswipes,which one of you will be the 1st to commit suicide,kill someone,or attend prison?
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2006, 04:38:23 PM
I have been to prison but I will write Tanya a love letter. Want me to tell her you said hi?
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2006, 08:13:27 PM
I have been to prison
 
Its apparent
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 06:49:55 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
I have been to prison but I will write Tanya a love letter. Want me to tell her you said hi?

I dont know who Tanya is but thanks
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 07:18:09 AM
You people will take ANYTHING written here and run with it. It is quite amusing actually.
Thanks a bunch for the laughs.
Morons.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 07:21:26 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
I have been to prison but I will write Tanya a love letter. Want me to tell her you said hi?
I dont know who Tanya is but thanks



If you do not know who Tanya is why are you even posting HERE on a thread mostly about Tanya?
DUH.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 07:26:14 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
Come on people who is going to be the first to write Tanya?

Come on  asswipes,which one of you will be the 1st to commit suicide,kill someone,or attend prison?



And this idiotic post is supposed to accomplish what?
Seriously please explain it to me because it truly makes no sense.
What does suicide or prison have to do with writing a letter?
BUT in YOUR mind I bet it is crystal clear huh?
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 08:09:48 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
Come on people who is going to be the first to write Tanya?

Come on  asswipes,which one of you will be the 1st to commit suicide,kill someone,or attend prison?


And this idiotic post is supposed to accomplish what?
Seriously please explain it to me because it truly makes no sense.
What does suicide or prison have to do with writing a letter?
BUT in YOUR mind I bet it is crystal clear huh?



I can explain it to you if you want. IT is getting angry because IT is no longer getting the attention it likes. IT is also lonely because IT once had a family but the family divorced themselves from IT. IT's hero has left the forum and can no longer defend IT at this board. Soon IT will realize that there is noone here that likes him and IT will permantly leave for good.

IT will attempt to inject poision into this forum but IT will find out that IT is out numbered and get frustrated and quit.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Tribal Chief Kruglik on August 21, 2006, 10:41:11 AM
Quote from: ""Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist""
It seems like office work for TCK is not his cup of tea. Tonya returned to find out that TCK drew injun mongoloid wampum pictures all over the walls, thus infuriating Tonya. So Tonya dumped a bottle of mens cologne all over TCK and said " Now you will show tee-pees."

TCK began screaming out, " hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh melting, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh cant stand the pain, hi yuh yuh yuh."

TCK then ran back to the IMR capmground and jumped into a pile of Buffalo turds and said, " Me suh feel much better now, and me suh now ready to sell Tee-pees and tents".

Later that day TCK managed to sell a tee-pee to Leroy the night guard which he will use as a hunting lodge for game. TCK also made Leroy sign a contract stipulating that he cannot hunt on IMR campground. Leroy agreed to the terms and told TCK that most of the time he will be widdeling wood in the tee-pee.

Tonya on the other hand sold 4 units, all were registered sex offenders, which should make good company for TCK.



Registered sex offenders?  Do they need a job?

Elan is opening a new house.  Called Elan 9, this house will be reserved for kids who did nothing wrong, but whose parents wanted to punish them because they did such a lousy job raising them.  Every day Chief Kruglik will beat the students about the head with rubber dicks to wake them up.  Chief Kruglik will also institute mandatory hi yuh yuh yuh encounter groups four times a week.  Anyone who doesn't get their feelings off will be subjected to three-hour general meetings with Chief Kruglik doing buffalo dances and farting into a fire.  

Tania/Tony Merette will also give opera concerts twice a month at Elan 9 with her famed shrill soprano voice screeching out such Italian classics as "Whoretto El Stoppo Playing Gamezo" and "Thatza Genral Meetinz Nicea."

Requirements for working at Elan 9 includes certifications in hi yuh yuh yuh therapy and child abuse.  Experience in buffalo sodomy preferred but not required.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 09:02:09 AM
Hmmmmmmm...............Micky needs attention.........roll over micky....
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 22, 2006, 03:37:41 PM
TCK loves his (PSRSDG 6in1Tool),  He recommends that all tee-pee buyers get one installed in their tee-pee.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 04:51:00 PM
Anyone call Tania yet? Any news?
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 10:20:43 PM
Besides the fact her and Marty go to swingers clubs together? No.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 24, 2006, 10:16:56 AM
TCK is going to print his own magizine and feature his tee-pees and tents in them. The magizine will be called "Better tee-pees and gardens". It will feature TCK's complete line of tee-pees and custome made poopy holes and kiddie torture racks.

The magizine will be printed in both hi yuh yuh yuh and the English language.

The magizine cover will feature TCK on it riding his huge beloved Buffalo with his head facing down at the ground. Many ask why TCK walks with his head facing the ground and has swollen fingers, well the answer is simple. He is full blooded indian mongoloid reservationist, and it is the way of the Kruglik.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on September 07, 2006, 09:41:52 AM
ATTENTION......

ATTENTION......

TCK  just sold a tee-pee to a depressed banker looking for solitude deep in the woods of Maine.

Good job TCK, may the hi yuh yuh yuh be with you always and forever.


Tonya's luck however hasn't been so good, but is now considering free sex dances to all potential tee-pee buyers. An incentive if you will.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Anonymous on September 07, 2006, 08:25:31 PM
So Tanya's bringin sexy back and not marty?
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on September 12, 2006, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
So Tanya's bringin sexy back and not marty?


I believe trans-sexy is what you are looking for. The beauty of it all is, TCK has her testciles preserving in a jelly jar and can reattach them to her/him at anytime. TCK is also a witch doctor, and is said to perform miracles. He is also considered a Holy man by some.
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on September 28, 2006, 07:04:38 PM
Tonya and TCK are becoming very competitive between each other when it comes to selling tee-pees. Tonya has decided to do lap dances for potential customers in hopes to achieve better tee-pee sales rates.

TCK on the other hand has decided to perform IMR fire dance rituals and give out free medicine bags to ward off evil spirits.

Will any of their tactics have an impact on sales??? stay tuned...
Title: Kruglik & Merret Realtors
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on September 28, 2006, 07:42:48 PM
TCK has just decided to build clay mud huts and introduce them to the Kruglik and Merret real estate sales team.

TCK has built clay mud huts in the past and actually leased one out to Marc Rosenberg so that he could shoot up his dope in privacy. And his clay mud hut was not far from Elan, a 5 minute walk or so into the woods. So Rosenberg could get high then go back to work and abusive the shit out of the residents.

Rosenberg modified and upgraded his clay mud hut with a telescope, so that he could effectively get close up views of the womens dorms and the bathrooms. Being a peeping Tom was one of many of Marcs trades. Marc was intimidated of women his age, therefor took out his frustrations on 13-16 year old girls at Elan.
He love to mind fuck them at any chance and all costs and humiluate them all the time.

Marc especially loved working the over night shift, there he can wander around in the darkness and peep into the dorm windows without anyone seeing him. TCK did the same, except it was strictly for the mens dorms that caught his interest.