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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 16, 2006, 02:39:37 PM

Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2006, 02:39:37 PM
She's a fucking realtor! Can you imagine that dirty cunt trying to sell a house. "YOU BUY THIS FUCKING HOUSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN AND GIVE YOU ANOTHER FUCKING GENERAL MEETING!"

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Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2006, 03:16:53 PM
Thats some pretty funny shit. I thought it was a joke.
Tania, Tania, Tania.....How I hate you so.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2006, 03:31:12 PM
I would love to tell her boss a tale about a place called Elan......

Do you think she actually used Elan on her resume?
The place has a piss poor reputation who in the hell would want to admit they were associated with that place?
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Tribal Chief Kruglik on August 16, 2006, 04:10:02 PM
Me suh considering putting tepee on market. Me suh hire Tania Merette to sell me suh tepee. Me suh figure me get at least 100 bucks for tepee of little boy's underpants. What you think therapist?

If me suh tepee do not sell, me suh scalp 10 boys and Kickapoo is shotdown.

Me suh gonna call her now.  HI YUH YUH YUH!!!
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2006, 04:50:14 PM
:rofl:
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2006, 05:04:48 PM
dude and she's blonde now. It looks horrible! Fucking wicked witch of the Northeast.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 16, 2006, 05:45:51 PM
Quote from: ""Tribal Chief Kruglik""
Me suh considering putting tepee on market. Me suh hire Tania Merette to sell me suh tepee. Me suh figure me get at least 100 bucks for tepee of little boy's underpants. What you think therapist?

If me suh tepee do not sell, me suh scalp 10 boys and Kickapoo is shotdown.

Me suh gonna call her now.  HI YUH YUH YUH!!!


Why TCK that would be a wonderful idea! Just think, you would actually be making more money then $250.00 a week and be able to afford yourself some brand new clothes. The hand me down and salvation army threads would be a thing of the past.

Make sure you throughly wash off the DNA off the tee-pees of little boys underpants, you dont want to be linked to any wrong doings TCK.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2006, 07:02:51 AM
LOL!! Believe it or not, you can make a TON of money doing what she's doing.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2006, 09:21:26 AM
I guess abusing and torturing adolescents was not lucrative enough for her.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2006, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
LOL!! Believe it or not, you can make a TON of money doing what she's doing.

You have to have skills,other than posting as several people in an anonymous forum... He cant relate
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Jane2 on August 18, 2006, 04:57:47 AM
:lol:

Tania selling teepees? I guess that's funny.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Short Bus on August 19, 2006, 01:18:47 AM
Art has died. :(
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist on August 19, 2006, 09:26:46 AM
Quote from: ""Short Bus""
Art has died. :(


Oh "IT" still lingers this site Shortbus, "IT" is still here.

IT is not around as much as IT'S one and only friend/Hero has apparently left for good. Now IT has no one to fight IT's battles.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2006, 04:23:22 PM
Art has died?
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 07:29:00 AM
Beautiful. Just simply beautiful. It is absolutely amazing how each and every thread always crashes and burns. NOT only that they are infiltrated by stupidity.

Not you BCK/TCK......... :roll:
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 07:31:40 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
LOL!! Believe it or not, you can make a TON of money doing what she's doing.




Yeah and so do high class call girls. What is the difference between Tanya and a high class call girl? Hmmm......Does anyone know the answer?
Come on people don't be shy now.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 10:23:48 AM
A high class call girl fucks you, leaves you poorer but keeps you satisfied?

Tania fucks you, makes you poorer and leaves you standing there with your dick in your hand?
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 06:44:57 AM
leaves you standing there with your dick in your hand?
 
I am sure you are used to that position...
Hey next time, a little to the left ok hunny?
 ::bwahaha::
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 07:44:54 AM
:rofl:  that is along the lines of what I was thinking....
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Tribal Chief Kruglik on August 22, 2006, 11:15:00 AM
Me suh will not let you disrespect Tonya Merette. You suh shotdown and will now get hi yuh yuh yuh circle and be sacrificed to Great Spirit unless you suckee me suh ballsac..... hi yuh yuh yuh
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 01:52:26 PM
I would rather have a 3 house/ring than suck anything you have to offer!
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2006, 09:42:54 PM
Quote from: ""Tribal Chief Kruglik""
Me suh will not let you disrespect Tonya Merette. You suh shotdown and will now get hi yuh yuh yuh circle and be sacrificed to Great Spirit unless you suckee me suh ballsac..... hi yuh yuh yuh

 get the plate number?
 You musta bumped your head against a moving truck
 ::bangin::  ::bump::  ::spam::
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2006, 03:43:58 PM
Blah to the blah to the blah blah blah
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2006, 03:49:19 PM
I remember when Tania got real pissed she would twirl that damned hair of hers so hard I truly thought it was going to be ripped right on out by the roots!
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2006, 09:30:03 PM
So some loser on Fornits found Tanya selling real-estate.

Big fuckin deal.

If shes half as good at selling as you are at being a fucking loser...she's prolly makin some good coin.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2006, 09:34:02 PM
well said
Several C.I.T's here
 
                                Criminals in Training
Solid believer in what will come to the asswipes,as a result of what is dished out by them... Will check my local newspapers,CNN, ect
Shouldnt be long based on the escalation of the insane postings.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2006, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
well said
Several C.I.T's here
 
                                Criminals in Training
Solid believer in what will come to the asswipes,as a result of what is dished out by them... Will check my local newspapers,CNN, ect
Shouldnt be long based on the escalation of the insane postings.





My God you truly are MISERABLE

When you were a kid did you pull the wings off of insects?
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2006, 12:38:00 PM
He was a hall monitor.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2006, 03:42:23 PM
If shes half as good at selling as you are at being a fucking loser...she's prolly makin some good coin.
 
Hey,Thats not fair. Circle K pays 6-7 bucks an hour
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2006, 04:44:13 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
He was a hall monitor.




 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



You mean the ones that wear the orange belts and yell at you to stop running but you flip him the bird and keep going anyway?
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2006, 04:48:19 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
If shes half as good at selling as you are at being a fucking loser...she's prolly makin some good coin.
 
Hey,Thats not fair. Circle K pays 6-7 bucks an hour





Move to Ct. Stew Leonards supermarket starts you at 9$ per hour!
Plus hudge company picnics/party's every single holiday. The spreads they put out are absolutely amazing. My cousin pushed the carts. He was up to 12.50$hr. when he left.
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2006, 04:52:44 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
He was a hall monitor.



 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



You mean the ones that wear the orange belts and yell at you to stop running but you flip him the bird and keep going anyway?


No, you're thinking safety patrols  :rofl:  Almost as bad, but not quite.  Hall monitors were the assholes that were appointed to be school narcs and inform the teachers of any indiscretions.  Ya know, a fucking do-gooder snitch. ::bwahaha::
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2006, 05:13:44 PM
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on September 07, 2006, 11:47:13 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
I would rather have a 3 house/ring than suck anything you have to offer!


That can be arranged too!!!

House in the Dining Room hi yuh yuh yuh!!
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on September 07, 2006, 07:59:27 PM
Yeah fuck you joe I fuckin hate you joe you pissed me off when you told me I was an ugly bitch joe your a no good loser joe your always disrespecting women in the house joe i wanna kick you in the fuckin face joe i wish you would split joe the entire house hates you i hope you stay shotdown forever joe your a fucking moron......
Title: I FOUND TANIA MERETTE!!
Post by: Anonymous on September 07, 2006, 08:18:24 PM
KNOCK KNOCK....WHO'S OUT THERE?....JOE....COME IN....OK JOE THE REASON YOUR STANDING HERE TODAY IS BECAUSE LORI BOOKED YOU IN THE SERVICE CREW OFFICE FOR DISRESPECTING HER BY CALLING HER AN UGLY FAT INBRED WHOP....UNDERSTAND?.....WHAT YOU GOTTA LOOK AT JOE IS WHY YOUR DISRESPECTING LORI YOUR COORDINATOR BY SWEARING AT HER SHE HAS EARNED HER RESPECT IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU NEED TO SHOW HER RESPECT BY NOT SWEARING AT HER AND INSULTING HER YOUR NEVER GOING TO BE OFF YOUR SHOTDOWN IF YOU KEEP CALLING WOMAN UGLY WHOPS.....AS AN LE TANYA HAS MADE A SIGN FOR YOU THAT READS AS FOLLOWS....PLEASE CONFRONT ME AS TO WHY I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH STRONG WOMEN...ASK ME WHY I AM INTIMIDATED BY WOMEN WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF ME AND MY CREW...UNLESS THIS ATTITUDE AND BEHAVIOR CHANGES I WILL BE DOOMED TO A LIFE OF UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN...

JOE THEN TOOK HIS SIGN AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS. LATER WHEN THE SMELLIEST, FATTEST AND UGLIEST GIRL IN THE HOUSE CONFRONTED HIM HE TOLD HER TO STOP BREATHING ON HIM BECAUSE HER BREATH SMELT LIKE DIRTY PUSSY AND SHE ONLY WISHED THAT HE WOULD LOOK AT HER.
SHE RAN INTO THE DORMS AND PROCEEDED TO CUT HERSELF WITH A RAZOR SHE STASHED FROM THE RAZOR BOARD. JOE LAUGHED UPON HEARING WHAT SHE DID. JOE SAID GOOD FOR HER THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED ANYMORE BEASTIES IN IT ANYWAY. POOR FAT BARBERA JEAN. POOR JOE. HE GOT A 3 HOUSE JUST BY THE WOMEN STAFF, DIRECTORS AND RESIDENTS. HE GOT A NEW ASSHOLE RIPPED, SEWED UP, THEN RIPPED AGAIN. HE CONTINUED TO ABUSE THE WOMEN IN HIS HOUSE TILL HE GOT A RING. HIS ATTITUDE STILL CONTINUED. THEN ONE DAY HE GOT HIS BUTT KICKED AT SCHOOL BY THE BIGGEST BADDEST BITCH IN HIS HOUSE. 2 WEEKS LATER HIS PARENTS PULLED HIM OUT. HE LEFT WITH THE REMNANTS OF A BLACK EYE GIVEN TO HIM BY A WOMAN. MORAL OF THE STORY IS JOE IS AN ASSHOLE. ALSO IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THIS STORY YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR ASS KICKED LIKE JOE DID CUZ YOU MUST BE MORE BORED THAN I WAS WHEN I WROTE IT. PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS RIDICULOUS POST?