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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 16, 2006, 11:41:25 AM
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Every time a troubled parent feels "sorrow" or "remose" for "having to do this" or some such variant, DRINK!
Every time they want to "work towards an acceptable relationship" or other such garbage, DRINK!
Every time they eschew real psychology for self-important pseudo-religious hogwash, DRINK!
Drink on any of the following words or phrases:
"Verbally abusive"
"respect"
"acceptable behavior"
"acting out"
"authority"
"defiant"
"motivation"
Every time they talk about "success", CHUG for as long as the bullshit flows! (Note: Decreased reading speed as a result of heavy intoxication may put a damper on this.)
Every time you hear of a drug, take a dose of the drug in question, or another drug of your choosing, preferably marijuana. Or hell, just drink some more.
And if anyone there, assuming they're real people at all (a decidedly unsafe assumption) wises the fuck up, takes their kid back home, and either shows up on Fornits or just runs period, pop a bottle of fucking champagne!
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Wow... Im drunk. :o
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Need to add "manipulation", their favorite
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Oh yes, every time they use that word, play with yourself.
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That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in the past month, bar none. That was heavenly, seriously, your a genious.
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Well, cant both of you be geniouses or is only one of you smart enough?
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Luke, I mean Milk,
When does school start again?
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Great, this same crackhead troll. Oh wait, programmies can't use drugs as an excuse for their deficiencies..
You have to say his name two more times for him to show up.
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Shit! What do I do when they say "out of control"?????
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C'mon, man! Don't leave me hangin! I hope it's good, too, cause we're all gonna be doin a lot of it.
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You don't do anything. If you drank on every one of their buzzwords, you'd need an IV drip.
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Drinking sucks... makes me nauseas. Now .. taking a bong rip every word, that I can handle... and I wont wake up sick tomorrow. :cry2:
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::bump::
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You need help
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
::cheers:: ::cheers:: :smokin:
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Luke, I mean Milk,
When does school start again?
Carlbrook school is an abusive shit-hole. The satff there regularly smack the kids around. You sent your kid there. You are an asshole.
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Say WHAT??? No Carlbrook for my kid. She would have walked right out of there. Get your parents straight, Luke.
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Say WHAT??? No Carlbrook for my kid. She would have walked right out of there. Get your parents straight, Luke.
ok, we've established that you are indeed a dirtbag program parent. great. now, which shithole did you lock your kid up in, lowlife?
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Let's steer this thread back to drinking games. That was a lot more fun than shithole programs.
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Montana Academy- didn't seem like a shithole and wasn't abusive. Sniff, sniff, lukie
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There's a shot of tequila right there.
::cheers:: ::bwahaha::
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Montana Academy- didn't seem like a shithole and wasn't abusive. Sniff, sniff, lukie
hey, cunt, this isn't "lukie" - get your posters staright, stupid.
when i was cornholing your daughter she said "this is just like when i was at montana academy, only you're not a staff member!"
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Not a cunt- I'm a dick. Get your genitalia right, Paulie
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Not a cunt- I'm a dick. Get your genitalia right, Paulie
yeah, you seem effeminate. how did a afg like you end up knocking some chick up? musta been a one time thing when she was drunk or high and felt like playing with the other team, huh?
now run along, little faggot.
and i'm not paulie, retard.
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drinking game, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wine!!
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You need help
Who does? The person looking back at you in the mirror?
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Looks like a bunch of slack jawwed faggots.
let me confirm: you're looking at WillieNelson from ST, right?
he's a little teabagging butt boy.