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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Woof-a-Doof on June 07, 2006, 06:23:00 PM

Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 07, 2006, 06:23:00 PM
Ok yeah, so it says in the FAQ...

 "Please do not use the board to post commercial messages. It's okay to include your organization/Web page in your signature (in fact, we hope you will because it lends context to your words!) It's okay to announce a site, newsletter, event etc. that may be of legitimate interest to the folks who frequent this forum. But please don't just drop in with a message that boils down to "Hey everyone, buy my stuff!!!" and not engage in the discussion. That's just plain rude!"

Well...since it has become common practice of late to clutter up the board with "Xanax", "Prosac". "Darvocet" "Auto Insurance" and a plethora of other bullshit. And since this behavior has gone unchallenged, I figure WTF....Why not just pimp my shit right here....And for that matter, why doesnt anyone who does anything that can be advertized pimp thier shit right along with me!

So, I will be first to go. I am a Digital Artist and this is what I do.
(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/3e44d767f0a4bdd67929d42e712dadab.jpeg)

Wanna buy a framed poster of this image? Click Here ! http://www.cafepress.com/woofadoof_store.9907206 (http://www.cafepress.com/woofadoof_store.9907206)

PIMP YOUR SHIT!
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2006, 07:00:00 PM
you rock woof a doof!!!
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2006, 07:42:00 PM
Your art is pretty cool too!!

If it's alright for all the spam advertising to be on the board, then why NOT advertise your own stuff?? :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2006, 11:27:00 PM
bump.... ::bump::  ::bump::  :smile:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 08, 2006, 06:51:00 PM
But Wait....there's more!

(http://http://images.cafepress.com/product/10017562_240x240_F.jpg)

Another fine piece of work! And not a bad stash box either!

Click Here
http://www.cafepress.com/woofadoof_store.10017562 (http://www.cafepress.com/woofadoof_store.10017562)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 08, 2006, 06:56:00 PM
(http://http://www.thegrimoire.com/IMAGES/shit.gif)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: groovy1634 on June 08, 2006, 08:44:00 PM
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On 2006-06-07 15:23:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

"Ok yeah, so it says in the FAQ...



 "Please do not use the board to post commercial messages. It's okay to include your organization/Web page in your signature (in fact, we hope you will because it lends context to your words!) It's okay to announce a site, newsletter, event etc. that may be of legitimate interest to the folks who frequent this forum. But please don't just drop in with a message that boils down to "Hey everyone, buy my stuff!!!" and not engage in the discussion. That's just plain rude!"



Well...since it has become common practice of late to clutter up the board with "Xanax", "Prosac". "Darvocet" "Auto Insurance" and a plethora of other bullshit. And since this behavior has gone unchallenged, I figure WTF....Why not just pimp my shit right here....And for that matter, why doesnt anyone who does anything that can be advertized pimp thier shit right along with me!



So, I will be first to go. I am a Digital Artist and this is what I do.

(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/3e44d767f0a4bdd67929d42e712dadab.jpeg)



Wanna buy a framed poster of this image? Click Here ! http://www.cafepress.com/woofadoof_store.9907206 (http://www.cafepress.com/woofadoof_store.9907206)



PIMP YOUR SHIT!



"


awesome   :nworthy:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 10, 2006, 06:00:00 AM
Still More...

(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/d4f88871828fc0ec33293cd5da772db9.jpeg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2006, 12:36:00 PM
Keep em coming Woof!!
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 10, 2006, 12:44:00 PM
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 10, 2006, 12:46:00 PM
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 10, 2006, 12:47:00 PM
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2006, 12:53:00 PM
Rivers of shit..your art work just ain't as good as Woof a Doofs.

 It lacks color and texture..Oh! Maybe you should try adding some corn :lol:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 10, 2006, 12:59:00 PM
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Maybe you should try adding some corn

:lol: Will do!

But for now here's a recently completed squishy piece that I cranked out just for you:

(http://http://www.geocities.com/barriejdaviesnet/shit-sculpture.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2006, 02:08:00 PM
You sure do know how to make a girl feel special!! There is so much more to you than just shit! :wink:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 10, 2006, 06:33:00 PM
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On 2006-06-10 09:36:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Keep em coming Woof!!"


Ok...

(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/d3e129881c0753631946d602c6ac67c9.jpeg)

What do you see?
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2006, 10:33:00 PM
I see a face inside of a face which seems to be based inside of a skull...with claw like hands and then...a face...

I really like it...
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2006, 12:52:00 AM
:???:  a weird upside down vagina like image, clitoris would be the bright oval shaped part with two guys holding legs apart and a face of some sort intertwined in there too.  :???:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Botched Programming on June 11, 2006, 07:12:00 AM
Way Cool......I saw 2 surgeons performing an autopsy on an alien.
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2006, 09:32:00 AM
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On 2006-06-11 04:12:00, Doc Slow wrote:

"Way Cool......I saw 2 surgeons performing an autopsy on an alien."



Wow, I can see that too!
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2006, 12:32:00 PM
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On 2006-06-10 15:33:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

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On 2006-06-10 09:36:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Keep em coming Woof!!"




Ok...



(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/d3e129881c0753631946d602c6ac67c9.jpeg)



What do you see? "

Looks like Montel's bald head after Samantha Monroe wiped her green slime scab infested vagina on it.
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 11, 2006, 05:53:00 PM
(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Red%20Ball/Ball-Watch-27.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2006, 09:28:00 PM
sperm sailing around an IUD to get to the tasty little red egg?
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2006, 09:52:00 PM
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On 2006-06-11 18:28:00, Anonymous wrote:

"sperm sailing around an IUD to get to the tasty little red egg?"
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 12, 2006, 06:46:00 AM
Pain

(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/Character/_vBulk-FACE-PS.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2006, 12:52:00 PM
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On 2006-06-11 09:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-06-10 15:33:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:


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On 2006-06-10 09:36:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Keep em coming Woof!!"







Ok...





(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/d3e129881c0753631946d602c6ac67c9.jpeg)





What do you see? "


Looks like Montel's bald head after Samantha Monroe wiped her green slime scab infested vagina on it."
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: groovy1634 on June 12, 2006, 01:51:00 PM
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On 2006-06-12 03:46:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

"Pain



(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/Character/_vBulk-FACE-PS.jpg)"


this one is very pretty   :wink:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2006, 07:06:00 PM
An effort at landscapes

(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Landscapes/another.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 12, 2006, 07:11:00 PM
what a dolt...forgot to sign in

This has the image above for a background, created the model with it in mind...

(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/Character/qwhy2a.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 12, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
(http://http://aces.tabulas.com/lainie/big/P1010197.png)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2006, 09:53:00 PM
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On 2006-06-12 16:11:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

"what a dolt...forgot to sign in



This has the image above for a background, created the model with it in mind...



(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/Character/qwhy2a.jpg)"


Ah.. she has the mouth of the woman who has the "pain" title..she's beautiful though woof-a doof..you certainly have an eye...
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 14, 2006, 06:15:00 AM
Anon...It is you who has the good eye. The mouth is the same in both images because both images use the same model...with a few changes.

Something different...

(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/4744883d2aa58a3c4e291799884f211d.jpeg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2006, 10:05:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-06-14 03:15:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

"Anon...It is you who has the good eye. The mouth is the same in both images because both images use the same model...with a few changes.



Something different...



(http://http://artzone.daz3d.com/photos/4744883d2aa58a3c4e291799884f211d.jpeg)"


Thanks woof-a-doof..... Now this is probably my favorite so far. I am interested to know how you create your pieces. Do you start from a sketch or is it all done on the computer? I don't know very much about digital art ( obviously) but am enjoying your creations! :smile:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2006, 10:39:00 AM
"[I am interested to know how you create your pieces.
  I don't know very much about digital art ( obviously) but am enjoying your creations! :smile: "
[/quote]

WELL,bend over and I'll show you!
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2006, 11:00:00 AM
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On 2006-06-14 07:39:00, Anonymous wrote:

""[I am interested to know how you create your pieces.

  I don't know very much about digital art ( obviously) but am enjoying your creations! :smile: "




WELL,bend over and I'll show you!"



My my...aren't you the witty one! Is this the best you could do? YAAWWWNNN[ This Message was edited by: Eudora on 2006-06-15 15:10 ]
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 14, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
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On 2006-06-14 07:05:00, Anonymous wrote:


Thanks woof-a-doof..... Now this is probably my favorite so far. I am interested to know how you create your pieces. Do you start from a sketch or is it all done on the computer? I don't know very much about digital art ( obviously) but am enjoying your creations! :smile: "


Anon, I am glad ya liked the image. What you see is all done on the computer. I use a variety of 3D progams and 2D applications. I "start" with an emotion and I try to appease that emotion or mood. Practice, practice and more practice eventually makes the creative process like an extension of myself, not unlike how a painter feels about thier brushes or a carver about thier chisels or the instrument of the musician.

If ya wanna do Digital Art...Do It! Jump in with both feet! There may be no one in your immediate circle that has a clue what you wanna do, believe me, many of the folks at computer stores large and small will be of no service (cept the ones that can build you killer machines). Point is, there are scores of websites that cater to the Digital Artist, all softwares, all genres and generally very helpfull, like with tutorials and such. Or if say your like myself and go into the 3D world there are sites that offer free 3D models that are posted from folks like myself who create thier own...

Anyways...thanks for the reply
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 14, 2006, 07:03:00 PM
(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Nudes/consummatio-.jpg)

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Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: 4Reagan2Youth0 on June 16, 2006, 04:19:00 AM
Listen to Crapple at PureVolume.com
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: 4Reagan2Youth0 on June 16, 2006, 04:21:00 AM
Listen to Crapple at PureVolume.com
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2006, 07:29:00 AM
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On 2006-06-14 16:03:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

"(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Nudes/consummatio-.jpg)



 ::spam::  ::spam::  ::spam::  ::spam::

"


Very cool Woof-a-doof. These women look like liquid mercury!
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 17, 2006, 08:06:00 AM
Oh yeah, I was published once, seen here on the cover of the now de-funct rag-mag "The Performing Artist."

(http://http://photos1.blogger.com/img/233/980/1024/PA_FrontPage2.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2006, 11:51:00 AM
Can I get any of the art placed on any item you are selling?
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2006, 12:32:00 PM
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On 2006-06-17 05:06:00, Woof-a-Doof wrote:

"Oh yeah, I was published once, seen here on the cover of the now de-funct rag-mag "The Performing Artist."



(http://http://photos1.blogger.com/img/233/980/1024/PA_FrontPage2.jpg)"


Ever do anything "Jethro Tull" related?
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2006, 12:38:00 PM
How about erotic art?? :wink:
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2006, 01:33:00 PM
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On 2006-06-17 09:38:00, Anonymous wrote:

"How about erotic art?? :wink: "


http://www.femse.com (http://www.femse.com)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2006, 01:08:00 PM
Bump our shit
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 18, 2006, 05:40:00 PM
Regarding placing specific art on specific product....I have never been asked to do that...but sure why not. You want something on a particular product, just lemme know!

In regards to the "Erotic Art" question. I am leary of creating "Erotic Art". I create "Nudes"...and even a bit concerned about that. Reason is that I hope to open a non-profit to teach what I do in my community. Since it will be a non-profit, I will be scavaging for funds thru various channels which may involve organization such a the Juveinile Welfare Board and other State/Local Agencies which may poo-poo my efforts because of some puritanical bullshit.

So, up to this point I have refrained from working with "Erotic Art"...perhaps in the future, I dunno.

Shown is an example of one of my nudes...

(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Nudes/piroet-Bryce.jpg)
Title: Pimp Your Shit Right Here
Post by: Woof-a-Doof on June 19, 2006, 05:43:00 AM
few more of my nudes...

(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Nudes/FG-Pose-3-.jpg)


(http://http://www.woof-a-doof.com/images/Nudes/twinz2.jpg)

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