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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Seed Discussion Forum => Topic started by: Ft. Lauderdale on May 11, 2006, 12:55:00 PM
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>HOME DEPOT SCAM
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>A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular
>Home Depot customers.
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>Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
>shopping.
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>Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
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>Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
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>Here's how the scam works:
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>Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your
>car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
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>They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
>their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
>impossible not to look.
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>When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
>you for a ride to another Home Depot.
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>You agree and they get in the back seat.
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>On the way, they start having sex with each other.
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>Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex
>on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
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>I know this is true because I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th,
>twice on the 15th, three
>times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
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>Again - please beware!!
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THIS is hilarious. Read through the demotivators. We should adopt the "Compromise" demotivator as the official demotivator of Fornits.
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html (http://www.despair.com/viewall.html)
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hehe.
Too bad it wasn't wal-mart. That way you could just go in, buy a five dollar wallet, and put a five dollar bill in it.
Repeat as necessary.