Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 02, 2006, 05:44:00 PM
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Trip to Europe
Trip to Walt Disney World
A pound of some really dank weed
An old car that kicks a lot of ass, but that they'll have to take care of to keep running. Wonderful way to teach responsibility.
A top-of-the-line dirt bike for the younger ones
A few guns- considering who wants to do what to them, they probably need them
Community college
THEIR OWN FUCKING APARTMENT, WITH LOTS OF MONEY TO SPARE FOR EXPENSES
Practically one of everything in a Software Etc.
By no means am I out of ideas, but I want to hear from the rest of Fornits before I post more.
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Drugs, to try and relieve the pain of having such shitty parents who send you off to a bunch of sadists in the woods.
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Paul's been rich way too long. Two thousand bucks a month? A normal person can do damn near anything on that. You could send your kid to front row rock concerts every fucking night. Shit, you could drop him off in a swamp halfway across the country, give him the cash, and let him figure out how to get back home. That's a fucking wilderness experience, and he's a lot less likely to get killed.
Your kid won't listen to you? Unless he's a real psycho, in which case you should talk to a shrink in a real mental hospital, he'll start listening if you dangle hundred dollar bills in front of his face.
Where the fuck do these assclowns get two thousand bucks a month, anyway?
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It's more like three or four or five thousand a month.
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What the fuck?
Isn't that more than the average American worker's salary?
And they couldn't think of a better idea with that kind of cash?
BIG CHIEF INDIAN SAY: ALL MONEY, NO BRAIN.
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Im building a sort of mad-maxey sports car for around $2000 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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A new computer
A new electric guitar
Single parent? With that much money you should be able to get a tolerable significant other, no sweat
A carbon steel katana
Two thousand dollars worth of "little things" (movies, rides, etc)
Hang gliding, anyone?
Walk into an adoption agency and almost literally buy them a friend
Hell, just give them two thousand bucks and tell them they have a month to spend it!
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How about a hooker?
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Leave me with money for college, so that I won't be in debt up to my eyeballs ten years later.
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Fly select fornits posters to Hawaii for a PAR-TAY :grin:
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Of course the child abuser would think it fun to kill an innocent animal in an extremely violent way.
Am I the only one that finds that just a little bit disturbing? I mean, he's not talking about a video game.
And, yes, programs cost way more than $2000 a month. For some parents, that is more than they make, yet they find the way to do it. Why do you think that is?
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Well,it only costs about $4000usd per person to spend 100 days circumnavigating the earth,using only cargo ships and trains.
Lots of opportunity there to change one's attatude towards life.
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On 2006-05-03 07:29:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Well,it only costs about $4000usd per person to spend 100 days circumnavigating the earth,using only cargo ships and trains.
Lots of opportunity there to change one's attatude towards life."
Route:
USA
Savannah Georgia Port
Valencia Spain Port
Trains:
SPAIN
Valencia
Barcelona
FRANCE
Perpignan
Lyon
Strousbourg
GERMANY
Frankfurt
Hannover
Berlin
POLAND
Warsaw
LITHUANIA
Vilnius
LATVIA
Riga
RUSSIA
(Moscow ,Russia to Ulaan Baator,Mongolia to Beijing ,China-TRANS SIBERIAN TRAIN,about $200usd with sleeping carriage.)
Moscow
Krasyonarsk
Lake Baikal
Ulaan Ude
MONGOLIA
Ullan Baator
CHINA
ErLian
DaTong
Beijing
TainJin
TangGu Port
SOUTH KOREA
In'Cheon Port
Daegu
Pusan Port
JAPAN
Shimonoseki Port
Kyoto
Tokyo Port
USA
Long Beach Port
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Okay, $2000 a month right?
Here we go.......
Sit down with your kid and find out what they are truely passionate about. When you narrow it down, whatever you do don't be cheap.
Let's say it's horses, well figure out what style of riding they are interested in whether it's english/western and find a great teacher. Have them taking a couple lessons a week. If they are doing well, leasing a horse or even doing a half lease is an option.
I'll remind you again....don't be cheap. $2000 is actually much less then what you would be spending on a TBS anyway.
Let's say your kid loves to play guitar. Well, buy him the instrument, and get him into lessons. Make it fun, and plan not only concerts, but fun overnighters in another cities.
Let's say they love art.......start out by going to museums....and taking them out for fun lunches or dinners. Figure out the type of art they would like to do then buy whatever it is they need to be sucessful, and get them a great teacher.
Let's say your kid doesn't really know what their intrests are??? Well, get on it! Start spending time with your kids. You can plan fun weekend activities, which I understand can be seasonal. You can get the family together for river rafting. You can rent a boat or jet skis out at a lake. You can take everyone snow skiing, whale watching or whatever!!! I think that it is important in the beginning to make it family only, and you can explain to your kids that you want to re-connect/bond with them. Later on down the line you can rotate your kids friends through the different activities. Use it as a reward for them to invite a friend.
I think what happens is we get so caught up in life, and we think oh we can't afford to do that. Well, in the end we end up spending the money anyways. If your kids are not stimulated through positive activities, and hobbies....they will find their own hobbies that you may not approve of, and that could cause long term problems. Having kids costs money. Not only that, but it is time consuming. Doing one big summer vacation a year is not nearly enough. A year may go by rather quickly for us adults, but for kids it moves at a much slower pace.
For those of you that swear that you have done this for your kids, and they still turned out to be rotten! Well, I am afraid you waited too long. If you don't have them focused on hobbies at an early age, then you run the risk of their minds becoming interested in things that might not be good for them. If you find you are already in trouble, and haven't been proactive....and need to combine therapy with all this, that is fine, you say they refuse to go? Well, use all these things I've discussed as rewards for going.
Good luck!
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two high class hookers at the same time.
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and you apparently have the choice to have it butchered and cooked on the spot
After an RPG hit, isn't that pretty much already done?
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Why the fuck do I keep coming back here?
$2000 a month is enough to buy a new life.
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On 2006-05-03 16:38:00, Paul Smith wrote:
"Why the fuck do I keep coming back here?
$2000 a month is enough to buy a new life."
Just for your own info.........put a 1 in front of the 2 and you can order yourself a Russian bride?
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Oh, so you're following my posts around now?
Russians are nice in bed, especially the ones that were born right after Communism collapsed...
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On 2006-05-03 16:52:00, Paul Smith wrote:
"Oh, so you're following my posts around now?
Russians are nice in bed, especially the ones that were born right after Communism collapsed..."
That's right baby! Studies show that the only way to get rid of a stalker.........is to start stalking the stalker themselves!!! Hahahaha.
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On 2006-05-03 16:53:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Damn them Russian Mail order dames got more expensive. Revelation indeed had no weight with me.
--Benjamin Franklin, American Founding Father, author, and inventor
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They have a mouth on them too!
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Are you coming on to me?
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Hell no!!!!!
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Buy a blow-up doll, name it after your favorite program troll, give it real pretty makeup and lingerie, and stick various items in its orifices.
Insert a voice box into the blow up doll that spouts standard program phrases, "Your kid is like a pizza...." "How is that a mirror for your life", etc., all with that same carrot shoves up its ass.
Rent a Rolls Royce, drive to Utah on premium gas, and parade ten program blow-up dolls down the highway, using a megaphone. Be sure to call the local news channel for coverage of your event.
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Set them up with an E*Trade account, and teach them how to trade?
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Start up a small business, such as getting all the tools for a kick ass car wash business, purchasing a popcorn or soft serve cart to take to local fairs or schools or the neighborhood, maybe an Avon startup or something fun and part-time. Purchase a few used vending machines and sign a contract to have them placed in stores, then buy more machines with the profits and keep expanding.
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On 2006-05-03 21:59:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Porn always sells good. I am married, not Buried !
-- Steve Webb
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Id bet program fetish porn would sell pretty well. Youd be amazed how many people shiver at domination and the like.
Who wants to model? :grin:
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On 2006-05-03 23:15:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"We can set you up with Sue Scheff stuffed into black leather for you. Let you have good time long time. ::puke::
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On 2006-05-03 07:47:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Link me!!! come on man... that is the trip of the lifetime... LINK LINK LINKAll who doubted or denied would be lost. To live a moral and honest life -- to keep your contracts, to take care of wife and child -- to make a happy home -- to be a good citizen, a patriot, a just and thoughtful man, was simply a respectable way of going to hell.
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http://www.freighterworld.com (http://www.freighterworld.com)
('mv' London Senator/Savannah to Valencia)
('mv' Hanjin/Asia to USA)
http://www.waytorussia.net (http://www.waytorussia.net)
http://www.traveldocs.com (http://www.traveldocs.com) (for your Visas)
http://www.passplanet.com (http://www.passplanet.com)
http://www.hostels.ru (http://www.hostels.ru)
http://www.newkoyo.com (http://www.newkoyo.com)
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Teach them to become a professional handicapper in horse racing.
I'm only thinking about this since the Kentucky Derby is this Saturday! BTW........my pick is Barbaro (#8), Edgar Prado is the jockey. Current odds are 4-1.
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You know they can host their own permanent LAN party with that.
With lots of alcohol to go around.
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LAN? What is that?
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Local Area Network. The term 'LAN party' refers to a place where people play computer games sitting next to each other instead of over the Internet.
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YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME SOME MORE MEMORY, BLOOD PUPPET.
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Shut the fuck up.
But he gave me an idea- you could build a BattleBot with that kind of cash.
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DON'T CALL ME A "HE", HAIR PLANT.
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You can burn it, one dollar at a time, and it'll still be a better value.
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There are places that will let you fly a jet fighter if you have enough money...
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On 2006-05-05 16:42:00, Luke Stephens wrote:
"You can burn it, one dollar at a time, and it'll still be a better value.
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!!!WINNER!!!
Congratulations!!!!
You are the WINNER because you have posted the best answer to our question!
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On 2006-05-04 07:17:00, CCM girl 1989 wrote:
"Teach them to become a professional handicapper in horse racing.
I'm only thinking about this since the Kentucky Derby is this Saturday! BTW........my pick is Barbaro (#8), Edgar Prado is the jockey. Current odds are 4-1.
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See, even I will teach them to handicap! Wow, that was cool! Drove all the way up to place my $100 bet at Cal Expo Friday on Barbaro to win.
Came home, and the next day Saturday, had to drive back up to cash in my ticket for $710!!!!
That makes 3 outta 4 of the last Kentucky Derbies that I have gotten right!
Stay tuned for my Preakness, and Belmont picks!
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TSW,
Hellooooooo............Vegas showgirl entertainment is $$$$$$$. I want you to take that $2000 to the track and bring back $14,200 to live that high roller lifestyle baby!!!!!
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On 2006-05-08 09:02:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Well you can go for it I am allergic to the horsies. Every damn time one gets near me I get all sneezy. When I friggin had to do equine therapy with the boys i had to chew benadryl all the way to the horse barn just to not have my head explode.
So you can gamble with the horsies I am gonna take my poker face to the no limits texas hold em table and take my chances there.
And then get wiff the show girls.....
Scoundrels are predictable, but you're a man of honor and that frightens me.
Robert Heinlein, Glory Road.
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Are you the lawyer that represented me in Korean court for that dirty urine sample a couple of years ago?
(1 year in Korean prison for just having traces of weed in your piss!Thats hard core!!!)
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On 2006-05-09 08:18:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Any fool who gets caught on the weed in Korea deserves a year in the can. The laws against it are pretty damn straight forward and getting caught is nearly impossible.
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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OK,but in Amsterdam,you CAN smoke weed,then fly to Korea.
The taxi driver was selling weed.
The Korean cops (ha ha ha) tracked down EVERYBODY on the taxi drivers mobile phone and piss tested them.
The test came up dirty.
In theory,you could arrive to Korea from Amsterdam,call for a taxi ride,and end up in jail having never broken ANY Korean laws (At least,thats what the lawyer told the Korean court).
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On 2006-05-09 08:18:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Any fool who gets caught on the weed in Korea deserves a year in the can. The laws against it are pretty damn straight forward and getting caught is nearly impossible.
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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Nobody deserves a year locked up for weed, no matter what anyone says. Can't people think for themselves anymore??
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I was more thinking that any country with such outrageous laws would have a hard time staying in power. I am surprised everyday there are not more violent revolutions taking place as the human race is subjegated even more. Domestication of the human being is fully complete!
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[ Can't people think for themselves anymore??"
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(South)Koreans???
HAW HAW HAW HAW!!! :rofl:
Most stupid people on the face of the earth!
(Oh sure,there are a few good ones,but just scratch the paint off of the surface,and behold,ANOTHER STUPID KOREAN!!!
The scratch test never fails.
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On 2006-05-10 06:02:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I was more thinking that any country with such outrageous laws would have a hard time staying in power.
Uh,all of these countries have these stupid weed laws because they are FOLLOWING the USA.
(and the Asians are still pissed off about the whole "opium thing" some years back.)
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Okay nobody quote either of the two posts above this one, otherwise it will mess up the page. Learn how to use the quote tags if you are going to use them! :lol:
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Mom, Dad, I could have bought a lot of really neat toys with that cash. But you had to send me off, and now my interests have really changed, and you're all out of money.
But you still have some life insurance, so I'm getting loaded! HOOKERS AND BLOW! HOOKERS AND BLOW!
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Send them to Amsterdam.
That'd be pretty sweet, they'd come back WICKED happy.
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Party with me for $2000 a month :grin:
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Id rather party with teenagers than you anyway :razz:
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On 2006-05-10 15:05:00, YourKid wrote:
"Mom, Dad, I could have bought a lot of really neat toys with that cash. But you had to send me off, and now my interests have really changed, and you're all out of money.
But you still have some life insurance, so I'm getting loaded! HOOKERS AND BLOW! HOOKERS AND BLOW!
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Hello sweetie, I knew you'd come home.
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I read on another post, that it's $100,000 (!!!!) total.
What can you do with your kids with a hundred thousand dollars?
BUY THEM A HOUSE?!
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Thread necromancy time.