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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 07:11:00 PM

Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 07:11:00 PM
I'm going to kick this off by going to play some Custom Team Fortress in the original QuakeWorld, made when I was seven years old.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 07:13:00 PM
I'm about to enjoy some of TBPITW.  :smokin:
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 08:39:00 PM
Heh, that's the one game Luke plays a lot.

As for me, I'm going to... never mind, most people can't do that anyway.

But after I'm done that, I'm going to get horizontal with a C-cup teenager.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 01, 2006, 09:01:00 PM
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: OverLordd on May 01, 2006, 10:58:00 PM
does any one here even know what 4chan is?
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: OverLordd on May 01, 2006, 11:03:00 PM
hahaha!
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 01, 2006, 11:07:00 PM
http://www.4chan.org (http://www.4chan.org)  :wink:
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: OverLordd on May 01, 2006, 11:22:00 PM
ok, put up a warning on that, its not something we want minors to see, christ guys... even I know that (dont ask how, it involves one of my friends getting wasted and doing something horrable to my computer)
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 11:37:00 PM
OL- WTF happened to you? The man turned you huh.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 11:38:00 PM
another bowl of TBPITW  :smokin:
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 01, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
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On 2006-05-01 20:22:00, OverLordd wrote:

"ok, put up a warning on that, its not something we want minors to see, christ guys... even I know that (dont ask how, it involves one of my friends getting wasted and doing something horrable to my computer)"


4chan says itself not all of it is appropriate for minors. Hur. Its a link to the disclaimer anyway, not the actual listing.

And... yeah. Stay the fuck out of /b/ unless you want to go insane, slowly.  :lol:
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: OverLordd on May 01, 2006, 11:46:00 PM
They dident turn me, you go bite your self. I just dont want that crap posted on a forum that I hope to god one day might be respectable.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 01, 2006, 11:48:00 PM
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Uh... yeah?

Also, if its part of a LIST PROGRAMMIE KIDS CANT DO, most likely its not going to be terribly "P.C.".
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: OverLordd on May 01, 2006, 11:48:00 PM
Yeah, your right about that
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2006, 11:49:00 PM
you started the struggling teens invasion and went so overboard with your rhetoric you got the FBI called out. nobody else here has had that pleasure. i am just amazed at your hypocrisy.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: OverLordd on May 02, 2006, 12:00:00 AM
The FBI had nothing to do with my talks on ST thank you oh so much. Now get a log in.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: BSarro on May 02, 2006, 02:26:00 PM
These programs work. Niles, you are out of line.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 02, 2006, 03:00:00 PM
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On 2006-05-02 11:26:00, BSarro wrote:

"These programs work. Niles, you are out of line.
"


http://tinyurl.com/pzw5q (http://tinyurl.com/pzw5q)

No, THAT is out of line.  :lol:
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2006, 04:57:00 PM
Back on topic, assholes.

Kids trapped in programs can't drive a heavily modified 2006 Viper.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 02, 2006, 05:10:00 PM
Isnt talking about one a cat 1 offence because its reckless, rebellious, sporty, and not a SUV?
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2006, 07:03:00 PM
Kids trapped in programs can't skydive, or does that belong in the other thread?
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: egypt has pyramids on May 02, 2006, 07:34:00 PM
They are not allowed to follow their holy path, sending a kid to a program is an afront to God himself.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Troll Control on May 02, 2006, 07:46:00 PM
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On 2006-05-01 20:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

"you started the struggling teens invasion and went so overboard with your rhetoric you got the FBI called out. nobody else here has had that pleasure. i am just amazed at your hypocrisy. "


He is a one-of-a-kind.  Gotta love it.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
Kids trapped in TBSes will never see their junior prom. Or any other real social function for that matter.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 04:52:00 PM
There is no frisbee golf in TBSes.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 05:31:00 PM
They will never have sex. (well... most anyways)
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 03, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
Boy are YOU wrong  :silly: Im not gonna say any personal stuff here, but lets just say repression breeds deviance, and a passion for life can certainly come out of having it taken away for such a long time.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 05:57:00 PM
While they are locked up, is what I meant.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 07:39:00 PM
They can't give input on the design of a new wing of an underground engineering facility.

...What?
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
In many, you cannot even read a newspaper or watch tv and are totally excluded from knowing what is going on in the world.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2006, 12:52:00 AM
Not once can they talk back against unreasonable orders without being punished, even if they obey them.

If any of you know anything about command/hierarchy dynamics, you know why this is a bad thing...
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: The Liger on May 04, 2006, 01:41:00 AM
Perhaps we could be more efficient if we listed things they CAN do.  At the one I went to, we could:

Read the Bible
Talk about the Bible
Write letters to our parents

That's about it.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2006, 04:54:00 PM
Guys. Back to the original topic, seriously. You're making me sick and Luke already goes psycho reading this board.

You can't even play a fucking Gameboy in a TBS.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Troll Control on May 04, 2006, 05:11:00 PM
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On 2006-05-03 22:56:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Listen with a devoted look on their face when counselors and other staff members are telling them how worthless they are as residents.

Real criminals walk free every day to rape, rob, and murder again because the courts are so busy finding consensual criminals guilty of hurting no one but themselves.... To free cells for consensual criminals, real criminals are put on the street every day.
Peter McWilliams

"


You are one sick bastard.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Deborah on May 05, 2006, 12:01:00 AM
***I used to play a game with my group at night. Damn it was funny as hell to. I called it poker face, as the point of the game was to sit in a circle and stare at each other without laughing. I used to walk around the circle telling wierd jokes, making farting noises, and ripping on the kids. There was no real theraputic value to the game other than to have a giggle or two, but the absolutely best round of it we played happen one night when I went into my preacher mode.

No real 'therapeutic' value?
What else could be better for these kids than to laugh? Laughter is good medicine. To play and have some fun in a world that's way too f'in serious and violent? Almost as good as drugs and a damn sight better than sitting there tearing each other apart in some kind of group encounter. Actually, laughter creates good brain chemicals. Seen any media on this new 'fad'- laughter groups. I had the idea to do this several years ago.... oh well. I think we should change the old saying to, 'the family that laughs together, stays together.
Too bad there aren't more like you in the industry. Too bad for the kids that the sadistic bastards who are compelled to run these places haven't a clue about what kids need. Sigh.
I appreciate your stories.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 05, 2006, 01:41:00 AM
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On 2006-05-04 21:01:00, Deborah wrote:

"***I used to play a game with my group at night. Damn it was funny as hell to. I called it poker face, as the point of the game was to sit in a circle and stare at each other without laughing. I used to walk around the circle telling wierd jokes, making farting noises, and ripping on the kids. There was no real theraputic value to the game other than to have a giggle or two, but the absolutely best round of it we played happen one night when I went into my preacher mode.



No real 'therapeutic' value?

What else could be better for these kids than to laugh? Laughter is good medicine. To play and have some fun in a world that's way too f'in serious and violent? Almost as good as drugs and a damn sight better than sitting there tearing each other apart in some kind of group encounter. Actually, laughter creates good brain chemicals. Seen any media on this new 'fad'- laughter groups. I had the idea to do this several years ago.... oh well. I think we should change the old saying to, 'the family that laughs together, stays together.

Too bad there aren't more like you in the industry. Too bad for the kids that the sadistic bastards who are compelled to run these places haven't a clue about what kids need. Sigh.

I appreciate your stories. "


(http://http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5593/tomdelaybig7ko.jpg)

I dare you to stare at mr delay there and not start cracking up. I DARE YOU.

Edit: http://picardempire.ytmnd.com/ (http://picardempire.ytmnd.com/) <- if you dont chuckle at that, you have issues.[ This Message was edited by: Nihilanthic on 2006-05-04 22:45 ]
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 05, 2006, 01:45:00 AM
DRUNKS DONT COUNT.

Also, listen to the ytmnd.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 05, 2006, 01:49:00 AM
HORSE DICK
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Nihilanthic on May 05, 2006, 02:09:00 AM
Sorry, but vader is the horsedick. Not you.

Then again, living in Korea, anyone would start to fel big.
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2006, 07:11:00 PM
Kids trapped in TBSes can't post on fucking Fornits...
Title: In this thread, let's list things that kids trapped in TBSes
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2006, 05:50:00 PM
There isn't much to do here but masturbate and lick up the evidence so I don't get caught.

And think up ways to kill you, of course, Mom and Dad. I'm on way number 523 now. You know that weird scribbling on the sides of the letters I sent you? That was actually mnemonics to remember them all.

Oh, and look! Two days to go.

Zippedy-doo-dah...