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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on April 24, 2006, 10:08:00 AM
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Please join us at the first ever Notsmartart BBQ. featuring Notsmartart and his wonder lake dog. Art will pee in its asshole and suck out all the piss and then funnel it into an orfice in his body which YOU the audience will decide.
Addmission is free, and it is strongly recommened to bring your own food, not to mention leave your kids at HOME!
Notsmartart is the king of all orfice injections, you bring it, art will stick it. from dildos to piss, and shit to seamon, art has forced it all in his orfices.
As an added bonus, art is willing to swallow anything that is offered to him, so make sure your baldder's are full and your bowels are filled to capacity, because art will eat/drink it all.
And folks, there is always the infamous encore presentations that Notsmartart always comes out to perform. Some of the presentations are (There is no place like AA dance) & Arts only song he has ever written ( Put your hand on my penis).
Be sure to stop and browse at the souvenir shop before leaving, here at the souvenir shop you will find videos of Notsmartart ( The ham) being good at driving his average car to his average job. Only $19.95, and we will also throw in some crappy songs that Notsmartart has attempted to play on his guitar but failed.
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::bwahaha2:: ::bwahaha2:: artie
::fuckoff:: artie
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As an added bonus, art is willing to swallow anything that is offered to him, so make sure your baldder's are full and your bowels are filled to capacity, because art will eat/drink it all
more fecal stories from the shiteaters
Thank you
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Folks, just a reminder that seats are filling up fast. And there also is limited space in Notsmartarts tiny 30x50 lot where he resides, also please bring a good pair of water proof boots, there is only mud in Notsmartarts unlandscaped yard.
So far in attendence at the first ever freak show BBQ, the following people will be there.
Barney the purple dinosuar
Builder Bob
Seasame streets Oscar the grouch
Big Chief Kruglik
Kickapoo
Peter Roweboat
And more names to be annouced later.
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vile,yet grotesque too
ridilin boy? fecal boy>?
or are ya ridin eachother today ..
Its ok to come out.Now WE own you !
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I'm actaully happy to give you the sad news. The expression (I/WE own you) is only used by people with money and power, which none of the mentioned you have. You most likely heard this (old expression I might add) from a movie you watched recently. ::fuckoff:: ::fuckoff:: ::kma:: ::kma:: ::kma::
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how lame,, the shiteaters have run out of ideas,, and have to use my 12 step shiteaters anon concept... hmm, looks like it they spent quite the time working on it,, i wonder if maybe jordo has started letting his mom shit on dave,,,that would explain this recent flurry..,,
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They are only throwing tantrums cuz they are busted,and owned by the rest of us here.
no matter what is written,or by whom,Dave and his butt brother jordan gotta try and steal the spotlight.
any attention better than none... just like 8 yr olds do
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We just got word that Notsmartart will also be sitting on greased matzah balls at the freak show BBQ. What this means is, art greases up matzah balls and sits on this and tries to force them up his ass on their own. Art holds the record for the most matzah balls freely going up his ass btw.
Notsmartart will also be wearing a fire hydrant costume, so that his wonder lake dog will pee all over art.
This is gonna be a real messy event folks, I would strongly advise wearing full rain gear at this one.
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thats not nice JJ
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Come visit the cum queen notsmartart, bbq its favorite dish of juvenile cock.
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jordan has had matza balls.....
39.95 @ best buy kid
wonder if your employer needs another call
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ok,, this is dave,, and im busted,, i dont mean to be a shiteater,, but after a visit w/ jordans family,, now i cant get enuf of that gooey stuff. the only reason i started this bbq thread was to try and sell a few eggie weggies,,times are tuf ,, ya know? maybe a few chicken wings,, the locals wont do business with me anymore,, to many egg embryos came out with my human dna,, and the chickens that were born would ony eat shit,, not feed,, i thought they tasted great,, but others differ,,so what if the white meat is a lil brown,,and dont judge to fast,, youd fuck chickens to if all u ever did was sit in a rundown,, roadside shack and try to pawn chickens of to passing motorist. the only steady custumer i have is jordans father,, ,, he agrees that chicken fed w/ shit taste better.ill have his testimonials on my website soon,,then his testicles in my mouth.. opp sorry,, i digress,, please,, o please buy my eggs,, the tranvestite under the bridge wants to charge me more,,
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gotta give credit where credit is due
Your just so smart Jordan
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Whats this? Art has a fetish now for chickens? We all know that the big surprise at the Freak show BBQ is for Notsmartart to paint himself up with glue, then roll around in feathers and have sex with chickens, but that was suppose to be a surprise. Notsmartart, what are you doing? You can't give all these nice folks here away a grand finale? What is wrong with you? What if a competitor reads this and does this grand finale act before you? Oh thats right, you're the only insane person in the world that would try something like that.
Here's too ya Artie ::unhappy:: ::stab::
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C'mon you little pantie on the head wearing bitch artie, where ya out fool?
You chicken fucker, Asian Flu spreading, sick freak!
Now I know where Prince got the idea for the song (When Doves Cry). Art fucks Doves and they cried. :nworthy:
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This just in, an added bonus show will be added at the first ever freak show BBQ. Art will perform a new trick with his wonder lake dog. What artie will do is shove a peice of beef jerky up his asshole, and his wonder lake dog will lick it out. Art has performed this trick in the past and his wonder lake dog violently extracted the jerky by biting artie very badly, resulting in stitches. But Artie has been working overtime in perfecting this trick/stunt and assures all that it will all go according to plan without serious wounds.
Good luck artie, you da man. Watch out David Blaine, there is a new upcoming freak out there in the world, and his name is Artman the hamman.
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On 2006-04-28 07:08:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This just in, an added bonus show will be added at the first ever freak show BBQ. Art will perform a new trick with his wonder lake dog. What artie will do is shove a peice of beef jerky up his asshole, and his wonder lake dog will lick it out. Art has performed this trick in the past and his wonder lake dog violently extracted the jerky by biting artie very badly, resulting in stitches. But Artie has been working overtime in perfecting this trick/stunt and assures all that it will all go according to plan without serious wounds.
Good luck artie, you da man. Watch out David Blaine, there is a new upcoming freak out there in the world, and his name is Artman the hamman."
Sorry folks, but the wonder lake dog is now in protective custody, and art is screwed when comes opening day of freak show BBQ.
Artie, maybe you can get a hamster and train him to do tricks in time? They are inexpensive, so is electrical tape and ky jelly. Use your imagination sick freak.
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Update: Freak show BBQ will now feature Dave the eggman tycoon, arts boss. He will demonstrate how he whips art and art lays an egg. Art will also be demonstrating how he can lay colored aggs like he does for easter.
Bock bock bock, move outta the way here comes artman! Lay them eggs BOY!
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All this talk of chickens, I actaully went out and bought 6 baby chicks. They are only a few days old at this time, and are very very tiny. For the next 90 days, we have to keep them in a small container with a heat lamp on them so that they will stay warm and grow, what my electic bill would generate will be another story from keeping this 250 watt heat bulb on them, cant be any worse then this past winter where I at one month had to shell out $723.00 for Feb's bill. Once they get bigger, they can live outside, so this weekend I am gonna build a chicken coupe. I did my homework on caring for them, and look forward to having my own eggs in the future. fortunatly you need a million chickens to make money off of them to sell their eggs, also nned to have them fda approved, perhaps your buddy dave the egg tycoon can give me some pointers?
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Isn't the Freak show BBQ this weekend Artie? Getting all your gay tricks in order so that you can entertain the mutants? Hope that Wonder lake pooch of yours is at his best, you want to impress the hell out opf people with your sick freakish ways. :lol: