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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:21:00 AM

Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:21:00 AM
The person using the screen name "Three Springs Waygookin" on the Troubled Teen forum,is in fact our little Chinese "Im not Animals" anon-spammer, posting his vile and disgusting puke from South Korea.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 02:57:00 AM
Actually, it's your mother posting.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:00:00 PM
i think i know what your other name is: three dogs crapping
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:14:00 PM
i also know the A on your avatar stands for ANUSAMONGSTUS
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 01:40:00 PM
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Whew.. for a moment or two I was quite worried that somewhere in this world is a man or woman with no Anus. I was even considering taking up a collection for the poor person. No reason they should have to suffer at all with a colostomy bag avaliable.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:41:00 PM
i can see how rivers of shit would find that RELIEVING as he may have been up the creek with no paddle
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 01:46:00 PM
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On 2006-04-05 10:41:00, Anonymous wrote:

"i can see how rivers of shit would find that RELIEVING as he may have been up the creek with no paddle

I don't get it/.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:47:00 PM
if you had no anus you would be up the creek with no paddle and could not create rivers of shit.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:47:00 PM
in fact shit would not flow downhill anymore which would be nice. there would just be you, who is full of shit.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 01:48:00 PM
oh.  :smile:
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troll Control on April 05, 2006, 01:49:00 PM
I always thought it was "up shit creek."   :???:
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
actually i think it was plural and possessive so it was "up shit's creek".
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troll Control on April 05, 2006, 01:56:00 PM
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On 2006-04-05 10:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"actually i think it was plural and possessive so it was "up shit's creek". "


That would be "up shits' creek" then.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 01:58:00 PM
no moron that would be if it was the shitses' creek and that would signify shitseses
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 02:00:00 PM
this is assuming the river was one of shit, which i assumed
if it was a shits' river that would be different.
i took my basis from "a world of shit" or " shit sandwhich". anyway i always took it to be singular
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troll Control on April 05, 2006, 02:01:00 PM
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no moron that would be if it was the shitses' creek and that would signify shitseses


Is that a fecal matter of fact?  It doesn't pass the smell test.  Something about your explanation stinks.

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Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 02:04:00 PM
i will take that as a cop out...hahahahahahah
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 02:07:00 PM
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Is that a fecal matter of fact?  It doesn't pass the smell test.  Something about your explanation stinks.

 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 06:07:00 PM
I think if you were to survive you would eventually just become an amoeba that eats and shits out of the same hole.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Gah on April 05, 2006, 06:12:00 PM
thats gross
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Gah on April 05, 2006, 06:15:00 PM
a penguin eating asshole
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 06:59:00 PM
Sounds like a shitty thing to do to a penguin. I'm reporting you to animal abuse hotline in korea.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 07:01:00 PM
You've got a point there..I'll have to send "animals" after you then. He's in China, which is close enough.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 07:05:00 PM
It'll be easy enough. We have a line on you already. Don't worry too much, it'll be relatively painless even though you deserve much worse.  :lol:
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 07:14:00 PM
Serves you right; see me other post about IPAC.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 05, 2006, 07:19:00 PM
Too late!

You're in deep shit -- deep PENGUIN shit, in this case.  :smile:
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 11:21:00 PM
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?

A: The snow ball.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
your mom is a penguin
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2006, 02:51:00 AM
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On 2006-04-05 20:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Q: Where do penguins go to dance?



A: The snow ball. "


Treatment penguins .. no physical contact allowed.

TSW
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2006, 10:33:00 AM
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On 2006-04-05 16:12:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Yes I have been a real rotter with the penguins and all. I do suppose at the very minimum I deserve a bloody good drubbing for attempting to experiment with behavior modification techniques on an aquatic bird species.



I can only offer this on my own defense when I state that the results are very conslusive in an all to inconclusive manner.



The damn penguins all graduated the program with a distant vacant look in their little penguin eyes. Now the ring leader of the lot is offering me a business proposal as a joint partnership in a Penguin version of a treatment program. Something to do with weaning young penguins off mackrel or something to that effect. They intend to use a peer treatment model to attempt to affect positive changes in the lives of their fellow penguins. Penguins Helping Penguins will soon be making the local news near you so do feel free to refer any and all mackrel addicted penguins to this outstanding organization. Even better they take their pay in tuna fish so it is a win win deal for everyone.



The baling wired penguin has sense completely spontaenously combusted and their are now penguin guts all over my apartment. Most vexing as I am just now realising that penguins smell most vile.

Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself - that is my doctrine.

--Thomas Paine

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YES!!!You have been in Korea fot too long.
Its gettting to you isnt it?
I have lots of Korean friends in Pusan,but theyre all dumber than shit.Must be the most stupid people on the face of the earth.
And what about all of those born again Christian Koreans?Enough to make you want to chew your own leg off!
I like Korea,and my Korean friends,but GOD are they stupid.
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 06, 2006, 10:49:00 AM
Highly intelligent or intelligently high?
Title: Three Springs Waygookin
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2006, 11:07:00 AM
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On 2006-04-06 07:42:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"I don't live in Pusan. Most of my Korean friends are highly intelligent, and I was in fact probably far more quirky when I was in the states.

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.  
-- Johnny Carson

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Well,Im not saying Korean individuals are so stupid,but painting the whole country with a broad brush,I mean really,these are the most stupid folks I know of in the world.