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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on April 03, 2006, 09:07:00 PM

Title: Grass sandwich
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2006, 09:07:00 PM

I cannot believe that I, Michelicious, is actually posting this... Oh well, I believe the words are ... "there is a first time for everything dahlin'"

Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, ve call it a grass sandwich too, but ve usually put more meat in it."



And knowing me, I'll probably go searching for a pic of a 'grass sandwish'!  Ten to one, someone beats me at it... (grumble, g

Title: Grass sandwich
Post by: Troubled Turd on April 03, 2006, 09:21:00 PM

:tup:

Title: Grass sandwich
Post by: Antigen on April 03, 2006, 10:17:00 PM

Forgiveness is divine. Forgetfulness is just a mental dysfunction.
--Antigen