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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on March 23, 2006, 11:17:00 PM

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2006, 11:17:00 PM

Picture it:

We set up a website detailing all the advantages our program has, all the behavior modification shit we'll do, all of the teachings we'll impart and all of the "structured environment" we'll force. We even have our own abduction team. We charge two thousand bucks a month.

The thing is... we don't actually take anyone to any sort of program at all. Instead we take $500/month for our own purposes, and spend the other $1,500/month on, or give directly to, the teenager in question. There is no structured environment, and certainly no brainwashing, just several happy, and comparatively rich, kids, laughing their asses off at their idiot parents.

Sound good?

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2006, 11:50:00 PM

The original poster's idea is a gallon of liquid awesome.

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On 2006-03-23 20:43:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Why charge so little?



You could get up to 5 or more grand a month easy. Shit why give any to the kids?



Just turn around and subcontract the services to a some other dive."

I hope this was just black humor.

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 12:02:00 AM

Smash. Head. Against. Wall. (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_humor)

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Antigen on March 24, 2006, 09:48:00 AM

http://fornits.com/SIBS/ (http://fornits.com/SIBS/)

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Antigen on March 24, 2006, 01:03:00 PM

Thanks! :wave:

That's actually someone else's work. I just host the site.

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
--Arthur C. Clarke, author

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 01:20:00 PM

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On 2006-03-24 06:48:00, Eudora wrote:

"http://fornits.com/SIBS/

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist

"

Please tell me you haven't got any emails from real parents wanting to send their kid there??? :scared: I wouldn't be surprised is why I ask.

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Nihilanthic on March 24, 2006, 02:37:00 PM

Im still brushing up on my bondage, submission and cathartic impact therapy  :grin:

Think a salary of $500/week and hand picking which kid I get to take home for the weekend would work? Im negociable, but the less money I get the more teenage girls I want.  :wink:

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2006, 05:49:00 PM

Not seeing a downside to this plan.

Hey, at least we wouldn't be fucking the girls' minds.

Title: Why don't we make a FAKE program?
Post by: LauraLee on March 30, 2006, 11:36:00 AM

We could charge 33,000 for 7 weeks. That's the going rate at Catherine Freer!

And they get at least 5-7 new kids every week.

We could SO be rolling in it.

*end sarcasm here*