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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 10:29:00 PM

Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 10:29:00 PM
I passed him in the hall at school today. He had got dog shit on one of his shoes and was sort of hopping to the men's room.
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2006, 11:17:00 AM
did you teabag him?
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
Answer the fucking questeon! Did you or did you not teabag the riddler?!
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Antigen on March 17, 2006, 12:59:00 PM
This is funny. In this case, I really can't tell if yenz are us or actually high school students.  :rofl:

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Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2006, 06:11:00 PM
My teacher sent me to the office with a note for Principal Riddile. No one was out in the secretary's part, so I went back to his office, and I caught him just as he was pulling a massive gobstopper out of his nose. I sort of backed up like I hadn't seen him, but it was RATHER awkward needless to say. Luckily his hand didn't get on mine when I gave him the note!
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: miseducated on March 22, 2006, 05:18:00 PM
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On 2006-03-17 08:19:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Answer the fucking questeon! Did you or did you not teabag the riddler?!"


Very funny, John. Asshole. Why don't you teabag him on your next date?
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2006, 05:19:00 PM
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On 2006-03-17 08:19:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Answer the fucking questeon! Did you or did you not teabag the riddler?!"


Very funny, John. Asshole. Why don't you teabag him on your next date?
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2006, 05:28:00 PM
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On 2006-03-20 15:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My teacher sent me to the office with a note for Principal Riddile. No one was out in the secretary's part, so I went back to his office, and I caught him just as he was pulling a massive gobstopper out of his nose. I sort of backed up like I hadn't seen him, but it was RATHER awkward needless to say. Luckily his hand didn't get on mine when I gave him the note!"


So did it still smell like a big fart there when the secretaries were out?
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2006, 05:48:00 PM
This is childish and a waste of time. The only complaint I have about Principal Riddile, whom has helped me out alot at school, is when I needed to interview an expert in the field of brainwashing for a research paper I was writing for Social Studies. It turned into a huge deal, like he even called in my parents, it was mad uncomfortable, and ever since then it is like I have been blacklisted. He was like "such pranks will not be tolerated!" He made me cry, it was so awful. It wasn't even a prank! I was looking on the internet about stuff for brainwashing, that's how I found out about Straight that he used to work for!
Title: Getting to Know the Everyday Mel Riddile, Principal of JEB S
Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2006, 02:52:00 AM
put a tack in his chair :lol: