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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 08:48:00 PM
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I can't find where that other thread is on the protest, but all them rumors on that pietra girl is ascribed to the wrong person. That's all I'm sayin'.
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Pietra? You mean the little five-footer that walks like a toad on it's hind legs?
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She's short, if that's what you're getting at, but I think the rest is, well, leave it off the internet.
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What? Why? The girl's short. So what.
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Yeah, she's tiny!
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teensy.
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Like four foot eight.
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NOT fat.
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Oh my god, seriously, we took up a collection.
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SKELETOR!!!
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She looked bigger because she had on a big puffy coat and she wouldn't take it off for anything.
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That isn't exactly how it went...
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What? Tell us!!!!
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Shut up, we all swore not to do this shit on the internet.
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OH COME ON!!!!!
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Aright. So there's this clankety clankety sound before we even saw her car, which is a bug, like a old one, it was all colors and had pieces all floppin' off it and stuff, the tailpipe was hangin' off the underbelly rattlin' the whole way up the street. So she pulls in, we're like "yo, that's a handicapped spot, what's that guy doing? Then she climbs out, and she was BUCK NAKED!
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You're shittin' us, no way.
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I'm SERIOUS!!!! And she is TEENSY! We're like "whut da fuk?", but she pulled a big old sign out, it said "HONK IF YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE SOME PRIVACY!!!!" So, she drags it over, 'cause the sign weighs like ten pounds more than she does, she's all draggin' it and strugglin' with it and shit, so by the time she gets over to us she's all huffin' and puffin' for breath and red-faced and shit, then she just stops. She's like "uh, ain't everybody supposed to be nekid?" We're like "No, who told you that?" She said "Greg Florida" called her, she kept talking about "yeah, Greg Florida called me last week, he said it's a naked protest!" Holee sheeit. So Cathy took her off to the side, she had to get a big LONG explanation about that Greg Florida character and how it might or might not even have been him. We didn't hear the whole thing, but she got angry and just walked back to the protest, naked as a jaybird, and she's like "anyone wanna trade signs?"
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The girl got spunk, I'll say that. It was chilly out! She was turnin all shades of pink, then blue, she started shaking, and then a big ole gust of wind blew up and tossed her about ten feet up in the air. That's when we had to leash her to the sign post.
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Dude, we leashed her to the sign post because she kept running out in traffic chasing cars!
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That was MetalGod's dog.
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pietra is metalgod's dog?
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Oh my god, shut up you guys!
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So anyways, she was CLEARly gonna get frostbit or just blowed off by the wind or some shit, so William had a old pair of sweatpants he gave her, and someone had a puffy coat, so she put that on and it wieghted her down some more so she could get off the leash.
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That's when she pushed me!
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You big baby, she didn't push you, she tripped on those pants she was wearing. You pulled her down!
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Seriously, what a baby, she just practically floated right off you, you big whinny baby!
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come ON already!!! what does she LOOK like!
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SKELETOR!!!!
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Shut up with that.
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It's TRUE!
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She's four foot eight.
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She walks all splay-footed.
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Her nose turns up at the end, like one of them yappy dogs!
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It's true about the glasses, their like coke bottles, no shit.
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The girl needs CONDITIONER!
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That would be a start...
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SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, you're all driving me CRAZY.
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That's a breed thing, conditioner won't do much.
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I'd pay a quarter to see Pietra yappin' and runnin' into traffic.
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No shit, I'm going to the next protest FORE SHORE.
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So did y'all party and stuff? Is it true she'll do any drug you put in front of her?
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You ain't kiddin about that, she works for a vet and gets all kind of that shit for free.
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Shut your traps, all of you, this was supposed to be SWORN SECRET!
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Why don't you shut up? The people want to know, so we is TELLIN 'EM!
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I heard RTP showed up.
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What's he look like?
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A baldfaced lie! RTP2k3 was NOT there.
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On 2006-03-16 18:32:00, Anonymous wrote:
"A baldfaced lie! RTP2k3 was NOT there."
was so.
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prove it. :lol:
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On 2006-03-16 18:32:00, Anonymous wrote:
"What's he look like?"
Seven foot tall.
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BIG ol' black dude.
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So THAT'S the story.
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Yeah, him and Piet were like shootin' up and shit, right there in that bug, she had to like put the passenger seat just all the way back, layin' down, for him to even fit in! Then she gets REAL yappy, we're all like "Jesus Lord, what did you give her?!?" RTP gets out of the bug, shrugs, the Piet-monster starts messing with her cds and shit, she's yappin' and yappin' in that high-pitched voice about "Ghetto boys! Where's my ghetto boys cd! SHIT!" I mean, she was losing it, chuckin cds in the back and throwin' hamburger wrappers out into traffic and shit.
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The rest is SWORN SECRET!!!