Fornits
General Interest => Let It Bleed => Topic started by: webcrawler on March 13, 2006, 11:29:00 PM
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Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet
Updated 3:52 PM ET March 13, 2006
OSLO, Norway (AP) - It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.
Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.
By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.
"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."
However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores.
Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone.
"The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.
Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party.
"But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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::cheers:: (http://http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/images/smilies/beer.gif)(http://http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/images/smilies/drinka.gif)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chorus
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
drink drink drink, til I'm on the floor!
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
can't get enough gotta get some more!
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
drink drink drink til I'm on the floor!
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
gotta get to the liquor store!
I don't give a fuck what you think,
cause what I want is another drink!
Gimme a shot of whiskey and a Guinness stout,
cause that's what drinking's all about!
Chorus
I'm a drunk, that's my claim to fame.
Most bartenders know my name.
Gimme a shot of Jager and a Black and Tan,
Can shut me off, don't you understand?
Chorus
This one goes out to the Boston Drunks,
skinheads, longhairs, and all the punks.
Homebrew crew, cider up punks,
here' to me and you.
Chorus
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Quincy Punx - Beer Bong Vomitorium
There's a party house I know of that's miles outside of town
A den of vice and sickness, of infamy and reown
Its a million dollar mansion with graffiti on the walls
Servants bearing frothing pitchers skateboard up and down the halls
Sellout major label bands beg to play the place
Their equipment all gets stolen and the crowd spits in their face
There's an endless loop of snuff films on the big screen in the den
The bouncer at the door's armed with a tazer and a sten
It's a cross between a roman orgy
Times square sex show punk rock party
A manic beersoaked punkfest in a castle on a hill
And it starts on Friday night and then it lasts the weekend long
Theres Mistress Ilsas dungeon for anyone who wants a flogging,
The bars got topshelf liquor and forget about the bill
Cause its two dollars at the door if you bring your own beer bong
GG Allin's freeze dried body's in a glass case in the lobby
There's porno stars performing on the second stage upstairs
And a Traci Lords filmfest in the auditorium
It's a cross between a roman orgy
Times square sex show punk rock party
A manic beersoaked punkfest in a castle on a hill
And it starts on Friday night and then it lasts the weekend long
Watch the fireworks on LSD, all the booze and drugs are free
the neighbors all live miles away and so nobody cares
About the sickness of the beer bong vomitorium
Toilet slaves in all the jons beg to eat your feces
Chef Tell is in the kitchen cooking up endangered species
Mandatory beer bongs every hour on the hour
Speed heaped up on the mirrors like five pound bags of flour
People getting bare assed and fucking on the lawn
All the drunkies get free fixes and they OD on the junk
Some drunkard in the backyard got a long dart in the eye
It's really not a party there until somebody dies
Sobriety is such a bore
Drink and puke and drink some more
At the beer bong vomitorium
At the beer bong vomitorium
Beers on tap in all the sinks
Drink to live and live to drink
At the beer bong vomitorium
At the beer bong vomitorium
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::cheers::
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If I can't be drunk I don't wanna be alive..
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Amen, my man! ::cheers::