Post by: thepatriot on March 02, 2006, 03:49:00 PM
European men! Put down the Speedo and step away from the beach! Some people still don?t believe it but yes a lot of European men wear Speedo?s. You are breaking the guy code; it?s like looking down in a communal shower full of guys. You just don?t do that! Sure it was fine for Olympic swimmer Mark Spitz back in the seventies or for competitive swimmers now but for god sake, an afternoon at a public beach? Paleez dude I am on vacation and I want to enjoy my all inclusive meals without getting nauseous. And while we are on the subject of Europeans, let?s talk about these Bastards! Now I know I am generalizing and there are a lot of good and kind people all over the world, but the French are some of the rudest snottiest people I have ever met or been around. Yes I believe this is not a myth, these people will walk straight to the front of the line for anything as though they are entitled to be first. Yeah Peppie you are entitled to be first after you wait your F%$#ing! turn get it? We went to an all inclusive resort in Punta Cana Dominican Republic for seven days last month. The guest were primarily Canadian and European, now a lot of the Dominican workers at the resort insisted they liked Americans the best, well that may or may not be true depending on who they are waiting on at the moment (it?s all about the buck). But one thing is for sure, not only are the French snotty but they are some cheap Bastards as well. I found that just tipping a few dollars a day got fantastic service from the bar staff. But not once at any time did I see any European tip, anything! Rude and cheap what a combination. It?s still kills me at how they turn their noses up at Americans in general, shit did we not liberate these people from Germany in WWII at the expense of many brave American soldiers. But I guess the same could be said as they helped liberate us from Britian during the Revolutinary war. But that?s when the French were brave you know prior to the Eiffel tower the highest place in France in which to hang a white flag to surrender to anyone. Anyway European men let go of the Speedo?s we are not impressed[ This Message was edited by: thepatriot on 2006-03-02 12:49 ]
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2006, 11:08:00 PM
Now the French may be a bunch of pricks, but they'll usually only show that side if you act like a dumbass American. And I have to say, most of the Americans I deal with on a day to day basis are complete douchebags.
Anyways, moral of the story, you should recognize cultural differences, and speedos are gross and ruin vacations.
Peace.
Post by: Antigen on March 14, 2006, 12:45:00 AM
To be fair,many of them were caught up in their own hysteria and believed it the same ways the Puritans believed they were saving their community from errant witches.
Anon CEDU veteran
Post by: try another castle on March 14, 2006, 12:48:00 AM
Normally, I would be adverse to people not dressing for their body type, but the basket factor outweighs any possible fashion faux pas, IMO.
Post by: webcrawler on March 14, 2006, 01:29:00 AM
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On 2006-03-13 21:48:00, sorry... try another castle wrote:
"He does have quite a gut, but it looks like he has a pretty impressive, low-hanging package, too. Probably not something you're interested in, but I am.
Normally, I would be adverse to people not dressing for their body type, but the basket factor outweighs any possible fashion faux pas, IMO.
"
I dunno. I gave him a look and the pic is too small to make a good judgement.
I recently learned men are able to purchase a device to make them look more well endowed. Maybe the guy is faking it.
Post by: try another castle on March 14, 2006, 01:55:00 AM
so... *ahem* where did you say you could purchase this device? :lol:
nevermind.. good vibrations is only seven blocks from my house.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2006, 01:49:00 PM
So as a dude I'd be pretty hesitant to go with the package enhancer. Only got 6 inches? MAKE EVERY INCH COUNT BABY!
Post by: try another castle on March 14, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
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On 2006-03-14 10:49:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I dunno man, I personally get pretty upset when I undress the girl with the perfect rack only to find out that perfect rack is still in the bra, which is now on the floor.
So as a dude I'd be pretty hesitant to go with the package enhancer. Only got 6 inches? MAKE EVERY INCH COUNT BABY!
This conversation totally reminds me of the airport security scene in spinal tap. Cucumber in tinfoil.
And personally, six inches on a man is fine by me. Sure, I love to see a huge package in a pair of pants or underwear, but when it comes to enjoying it, I have a wide range of tastes. It's a cock, that's enough.
"I mean, look at us, we've got armadillos in our trousers."
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2006, 06:55:00 PM
Post by: try another castle on March 14, 2006, 07:27:00 PM
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On 2006-03-14 15:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Is it possible to have an orgasm when RECEIVING anal sex? "
It's a secret. Try it and find out.
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
Post by: try another castle on March 14, 2006, 08:16:00 PM
How do you know you have the right amount of lube? Well, if you feel like you have too much on, put on a little more, and that will be just the right amount.
There is nothing worse than a poorly performed ass-fuck. And almost all of the times, its because the person who is doing the fucking is an idiot and has no idea how to fuck someone proper.
The other times, it's most likely because that person will simply never be into anal. It's certainly not for everyone.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 08:40:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 02:05:00 PM
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On 2006-03-15 05:40:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You still didn't answer if it's possible for the ass fuckee to get off. I know the ass fucker can. "
Oh it's definitely possible, but it depends on the girl. (Yes, I'm going to assume for this conversation that we are talking about a dude giving it to a girl. A girl giving it to a girl in the ass is cool in my book, but I don't want to think about the other combinations).
If she's really, really into anal sex, there's a pretty good chance that she can have an orgasm simply from getting rammed. But for most girls, you gotta pay a little attention to the other hole as you're nailing her. And then, unless you really suck and don't know what you're doing, she should have no problem having an orgasm.
My work is done here.
Post by: try another castle on March 15, 2006, 03:50:00 PM
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On 2006-03-15 11:05:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-03-15 05:40:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You still didn't answer if it's possible for the ass fuckee to get off. I know the ass fucker can. "
Oh it's definitely possible, but it depends on the girl. (Yes, I'm going to assume for this conversation that we are talking about a dude giving it to a girl. A girl giving it to a girl in the ass is cool in my book, but I don't want to think about the other combinations).
If she's really, really into anal sex, there's a pretty good chance that she can have an orgasm simply from getting rammed. But for most girls, you gotta pay a little attention to the other hole as you're nailing her. And then, unless you really suck and don't know what you're doing, she should have no problem having an orgasm.
My work is done here. "
It's easier for men, because the prostate is right there. I would think that if a woman is into anal sex, she would of course get off. In terms of both women AND men, a reacharound is always appreciated.
Post by: webcrawler on March 15, 2006, 04:02:00 PM
Post by: try another castle on March 15, 2006, 06:00:00 PM
It?s lookin? at you
Don?t fool yerself girl
It?s winkin? at you
Don?t fool yerself girl
It?s blinkin? at you
That?s why I say
I?m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don?t fool yerself, girl
It?s goin? right up yer poop chute
Don?t fool yerself, girl
It?s goin? right up yer poop chute
Aw, I knew you?d be surprised
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Post by: dniceo7 on March 15, 2006, 06:12:00 PM
Then I read those lyrics, and busted out laughing in the middle of class.
Props to you.
I can't post anything as hilarious as that, but I will offer my favorite "poop chute" verse, courtesy of the one and only Slick Rick.
Swore up and down i was gonna fuck her in the pussy
Since friends waitin' on subtle
Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole
Meanwhile she acted quite passive
Lickin' the hun neck while she lotionin' that ass with jelly
Tit hung out the frame nigga loco
Surprised honey didn't put up too much of a struggle, at first
Sinkin' in she ain't know how to be the bitch went
ahh rick it hurts take it out of me!
Knocked my magazine down, bitch threw my papers
You wanna keep it down i mean i do have neighbors!
Squirmin' away although the table was barrin' her
Felt real good my dick was sunk so far in her
She said it felt like a bull dowser barrin her
Sqealin about she couldn't take it anymore in her
My cummed on her straight in the perm in her, here
As i drained every last drop of sperm in her where
So girls when we kiss and we cuddle, ain't no way to put it subtle
When i want the butt hole![ This Message was edited by: dniceo7 on 2006-03-15 15:18 ]
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 06:20:00 PM
Whatever, I just miss crazy sex.
Post by: dniceo7 on March 15, 2006, 06:49:00 PM
So if you can tell me there's anything romantic about picking up some drunk kappa at a kegger on the beach and nailing her in the ass in her dorm room, then maybe I'll listen to you and take back my beloved Slick Rick verse.
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 08:35:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 09:17:00 PM
But don't hate me because I like to screw random sorority girls in the ass on occasion.
Post by: dniceo7 on March 15, 2006, 09:17:00 PM
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On 2006-03-15 18:17:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Well then, sweetheart, lucky for you I'm not some dumbshit frat boy, nor a frat boy at all. And even luckier for you, I'm a huge fan of the wild, spontaneous sexual encounter, especially when I appreciate the girl I'm ravaging.
But don't hate me because I like to screw random sorority girls in the ass on occasion. "
Yes, that was me, I never remember to sign in.
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 09:35:00 PM
Post by: webcrawler on March 15, 2006, 10:08:00 PM
Post by: dniceo7 on March 15, 2006, 10:18:00 PM
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On 2006-03-15 19:08:00, webcrawler wrote:
"Ouch."
Been chillin' here for a minute, still tryin' to figure out how that was an "ouch" statement. Because believe me, I am quite confident in my style :wink:
Post by: webcrawler on March 15, 2006, 10:25:00 PM
Why can't ya'll just be satisfied being front loaders? Really I want to know. Is the anus more appealing than the vagina?
Post by: dniceo7 on March 15, 2006, 10:33:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2006, 11:31:00 PM
I never thought in a million years I would try anal, but it's fun to mix it up a bit. At the right time, with the right person, in the right mood. I knew it was something my boyfriend wanted to try, and one day, when he was really, really good, I decided to give him this gift without him asking for it. It was fun to know before he knew, ratcheting up the whole anticipation factor and knowing how climatic it would be. And sometimes, it just plays into the whole total domination/submission fantasy. I think also, he knew it was one thing I had never done before, and in that sense, he was my "first." Which was fun for both of us.
Post by: try another castle on March 16, 2006, 01:22:00 AM
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I didn't know there was any romance to take away from fuckin' a girl in the ass. I sure as fuck didn't break out the cabernet for a candlelight dinner the last time I nailed a girl in her ass.
*busts out laughing*
Oh man, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Brilliant D, seriously. Too fucking funny. :nworthy:
Nothing like a pre-butt-sex dinner, eh? "Just so you know, honey, we're ordering from the fancy menu tonight because I am going to fuck the shit out of your asshole later."
And if you like those lyrics, you should get more acquainted with Frank Zappa, my man. :wink:
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 07:52:00 AM
And it's probably better to refrain from a large meal anyway as you will be feeling quite stuffed soon enough.
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 08:28:00 AM
Post by: try another castle on March 16, 2006, 06:17:00 PM
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On 2006-03-16 05:28:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Oh, the joys of post college sex... No one handing you a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash whispering, "So Muffy, what do you say we go upstairs so I can fuck you up the ass?""
"And then when you leave, I'll fuck my frat brother up the ass, and call it 'hazing'."
Actually, the homoerotic stuff is apparently much rarer now than it was in the 50s and 60s, (key word being apparently) but there is some really great gay porn of guys giving their firsthand accounts of their experiences during hell week. Funny you mention hot dogs, because they were involved somehow.
Ooooh to be a fly on the wall during those salad days. (tossed salad.)
Post by: webcrawler on March 16, 2006, 06:42:00 PM
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On 2006-03-15 20:31:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Web,
I never thought in a million years I would try anal, but it's fun to mix it up a bit. At the right time, with the right person, in the right mood. I knew it was something my boyfriend wanted to try, and one day, when he was really, really good, I decided to give him this gift without him asking for it. It was fun to know before he knew, ratcheting up the whole anticipation factor and knowing how climatic it would be. And sometimes, it just plays into the whole total domination/submission fantasy. I think also, he knew it was one thing I had never done before, and in that sense, he was my "first." Which was fun for both of us. "
After I heard Dr. Drew talk about how anal sex can ruin the muscles and eventually cause one to not have the ability to hold in bowel movements I pretty much made up my mind I'm not interested.
Last night I learned what "a pink sock" is. I must be getting old. Anyways, I read that a pink sock is having one's butt hole come out after too much anal sex. Ouch.
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 07:20:00 PM
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On 2006-03-16 05:28:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Oh, the joys of post college sex... No one handing you a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash whispering, "So Muffy, what do you say we go upstairs so I can fuck you up the ass?""
Oh, the joys of college sex... when all you have to do is hand a girl a hot dog and a beer at the annual Beta bash (for the record, beta's are little bitches) and whisper "so, can I fuck you in the ass?" if you want to get laid.
And for the record, as much fun as I think anal sex is, I think I have it once for every 100 or so times I stick it in the other hole.
Post by: shanlea on March 16, 2006, 08:35:00 PM
Post by: try another castle on March 16, 2006, 08:47:00 PM
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On 2006-03-16 17:35:00, shanlea wrote:
"Sorry, please, please haze this sucker."
You know, for as much as I hated frat boys during my college days, I think those guys are totally hot now, with their young muscley bods, their cute butts, their out of style stone wash jeans and white baseball caps with their frat letters on them. It just makes me want to get them naked and cane the shit out of their round bubble ass while they whimper "thank you sir, may I have another?"
Too bad they aren't into barrel-shaped dudes such as myself. They mostly only like guys that are as muscley as themselves. (Maybe I'll just have to blindfold them.)
And hell, I'm not even a top, but I'm willing to switch for one of those little fuckers. I can practice my forehand.
hot hot HOT!
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2006, 10:40:00 PM
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On 2006-03-16 17:35:00, shanlea wrote:
"Sorry, please, please haze this sucker."
Shanlea, don't be jealous because you have as much sex in a year as I do in a week.
Post by: dniceo7 on March 16, 2006, 10:42:00 PM
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On 2006-03-16 04:52:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Personally, I prefer Merlot.
And it's probably better to refrain from a large meal anyway as you will be feeling quite stuffed soon enough. "
Merlot will only get you in the front door. If you want to pull a little B&E through the back door, you'll have to break out the cabernet. Or perhaps a little port. Port will get the asshole puckered. [ This Message was edited by: dniceo7 on 2006-03-16 19:42 ]
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2011, 10:48:46 AM
--Shanlea