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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 07:20:00 AM

Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 07:20:00 AM
Excited to see the first big snow in awhile. Just got up and we have like 9 inches. It is good packing snow also. I may attempt to build two snowmen and women and have them doing a 69 on the front lawn. any other snow ideas?
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 08:09:00 AM
It's pretty  :smile:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 10:01:00 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html (http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html)
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 10:12:00 AM
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On 2006-02-12 07:01:00, Anonymous wrote:

"http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html"


Thank you for that!  I love C & H and those were priceless.  You've earned yourself a snow penis!  :grin:

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Many more can be found ?here. (http://http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&rls=RNWI%2CRNWI%3A2004-51%2CRNWI%3Aen&q=snow+penis&btnG=Search)
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
Of all those photos of snow penis' I
like the clowns who built one in the
back of their pick up truck the best!

Which C&H snowman are you going to make?
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 10:25:00 AM
i dont know but am thinking real hard about it. if i make a good one i will post it tonight.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 12, 2006, 01:29:00 PM
Damn! I'm jealous you got all that nice snow and I didn't get any, hardly a flake up here above Pittsburgh.  First I lose the emotocon contest, and now this!  :sad:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 03:12:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 04:20:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Excited to see the first big snow in awhile. Just got up and we have like 9 inches. It is good packing snow also. I may attempt to build two snowmen and women and have them doing a 69 on the front lawn. any other snow ideas?"


Here's an idea. How about a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up?
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 03:18:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 12:12:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-02-12 04:20:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Excited to see the first big snow in awhile. Just got up and we have like 9 inches. It is good packing snow also. I may attempt to build two snowmen and women and have them doing a 69 on the front lawn. any other snow ideas?"




Here's an idea. How about a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up?"


Why?  I'd LOVE to see a pic posted of that!!  :grin:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: webcrawler on February 12, 2006, 06:48:00 PM
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Why?  I'd LOVE to see a pic posted of that!!  :grin: "


(http://http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/freefoodlady/STFUAd.jpg)
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Withdraw on February 12, 2006, 07:16:00 PM
Snow! :razz:

 :tup: WC
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 07:17:00 PM
I need your gentle touch, Withdraw.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on February 12, 2006, 07:20:00 PM
Withdraw, you're back!!!  Alright!!! ::rocker::

Did you get any snow down your way ??  On the radar it looked like the storm might 'a' gone north of ya...It went south and east of me.  I'm dissapointed.  I wanted to play in the snow!
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Withdraw on February 12, 2006, 08:29:00 PM
We got around 4 inches.  The ground/trees are covered. The lake has a nice crest of snow around the edge, the geese are making a racket, and the squirrels are scurring all around looking for their stashes.
 The perfect day for day dreams, a good book (um, Sleepy Beauty..The Anne Rice Version :smile:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:29:00, Withdraw wrote:

a good book (um, Sleepy Beauty..The Anne Rice Version :wink: )  


You kinky little vixen!
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Withdraw on February 12, 2006, 08:35:00 PM
:wink:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:36:00 PM
All three, my dear!
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Withdraw on February 12, 2006, 08:40:00 PM
Pretty wild story. I read them a few years ago, but am compelled to read them again... LOL. So yea, you found me out!  :razz:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:40:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:40:00, Withdraw wrote:

So yea, you found me out!  :razz: "


Perhaps a good spanking is in order......
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:44:00 PM
RR Nigger is trying to get into some cyber-panties, what a loser.. :lol:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:46:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:44:00, Short Bus wrote:

"RR Nigger is trying to get into some cyber-panties, what a loser.. :lol: "


And you're jacking off while I do it.  Tell us how big your dick is again.  SB, the best part of you ran down your mom's leg a long time ago......
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:48:00 PM
You got some weak material there, nigger. I've got nuthin for your corney shit at the moment...Go do some sit-ups ya washed up old ass man :lol:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:48:00 PM
Go back to the "Valley of Pleasure" ya fuckin' geek..
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:49:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:48:00, Short Bus wrote:

"You got some weak material there, nigger. "


Yes,  I am truly shamed by your profound sarcasm and biting wit.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:50:00 PM
zzz z zz zzzzzz z zzz z ...
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:51:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 17:50:00, Short Bus wrote:

"zzz z zz zzzzzz z zzz z ..."


Again, more rapier-witted commentary.  Please stop. You're hurting me.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:53:00 PM
Wipe that jizz off your lips before you talk to me, nigger. You and your Bi-sexual swing parties!  :lol:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 08:57:00 PM
Damn dude, did you eat lead paint chips as a child?  Or did Marty Kruglick's dick impact the back of your throat hard enough to cause brain damage?  You are on of the dimmest fuckheads I've ever seen here, and that's saying a lot.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 08:59:00 PM
Its the Marty Kruglik thing..
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 09:03:00 PM
This is funny in a sadly pathetic sort of way.  You must be really lonely.  There's a word for those that carry on conversations with the *others* in their head.  Schizophrenia, yeah that's it.  ::argue::  :roll:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 09:07:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:03:00, Anonymous wrote:

"This is funny in a sadly pathetic sort of way.  You must be really lonely.  There's a word for those that carry on conversations with the *others* in their head.  Schizophrenia, yeah that's it.  ::argue::  :roll: "
Is your dumb-ass implying that Me and Rock and Roll Nigger are one person?
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 09:09:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:07:00, Short Bus wrote:

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On 2006-02-12 18:03:00, Anonymous wrote:


"This is funny in a sadly pathetic sort of way.  You must be really lonely.  There's a word for those that carry on conversations with the *others* in their head.  Schizophrenia, yeah that's it.  ::argue::  :roll: "

Is your dumb-ass implying that Me and Rock and Roll Nigger are one person? "


Another brilliant deduction from the Great Mind.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 09:10:00 PM
Thanks, Nigger.. :wave:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 09:11:00 PM
I think you have a whole host of people in there with you.  Do you all get along or is there a lot of infighting?  Which one fucks your girlfriend?  Does she get along with all of you or does she favor some over others? :lol:  Any female personalities in there?  Maybe your girlfriend could live out her lesbian fantasies with your feminine personas.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 09:19:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I think you have a whole host of people in there with you.  Do you all get along or is there a lot of infighting?  Which one fucks your girlfriend?  Does she get along with all of you or does she favor some over others? :lol:  Any female personalities in there?  Maybe your girlfriend could live out her lesbian fantasies with your feminine personas."


Is this your professional opinion, Dr.?   And when do I get my pills?
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
What happened to the snow?
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 09:21:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:19:00, Rock&Roll Nigger wrote:


Is this your professional opinion, Dr.?   And when do I get my pills?"


There's not enough drugs in the entire planet to fix what's wrong with you. :smokin:  :lol:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Rock&Roll Nigger on February 12, 2006, 09:22:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-02-12 18:19:00, Rock&Roll Nigger wrote:



Is this your professional opinion, Dr.?   And when do I get my pills?"




There's not enough drugs in the entire planet to fix what's wrong with you. :smokin:  :lol: "


Probably not, but there's only one way to find out.........
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 09:27:00 PM
3 blue Xanax and a frosty Vodka and tonic is all me and my eleventeen personalities need..
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 09:29:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:27:00, Short Bus wrote:

"3 blue Xanax and a frosty Vodka and tonic is all me and my eleventeen personalities need.."


Three?  Pussy!  :rofl:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 09:30:00 PM
Three always turns into a whole bottle in one night, then the next day its like, what the fuck! FUCK!! ALL GONE!!  :lol: They are like sweet candy...Fuck you anon pussy ass nigger faggot..
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 12, 2006, 09:32:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:30:00, Short Bus wrote:

"Three always turns into a whole bottle in one night, then the next day its like, what the fuck! FUCK!! ALL GONE!!  :grin:
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Short Bus on February 12, 2006, 09:44:00 PM
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On 2006-02-12 18:20:00, Anonymous wrote:

"What happened to the snow?"
Check up you ass, there should be plenty of "white stuff" up there.
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: StoughtonGrad89 on February 13, 2006, 12:06:00 AM
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

got well over 1 foot here in Boston...
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
white stuff,, is that what you use to trick retard boys into shitting on you???u sick fuck
Title: Snow everywhere
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2006, 07:58:00 PM
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On 2006-02-13 16:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"white stuff,, is that what you use to trick retard boys into shitting on you???u sick fuck"

I'd say that YOU are sick one for even coming up with that.