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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on February 11, 2006, 05:09:00 PM
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using only twenty emoticons who can be the funniest?
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::fuckoff::
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On 2006-02-11 14:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
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Um, that's gay..
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On 2006-02-11 14:09:00, Anonymous wrote:
"using only twenty emoticons who can be the funniest?"
No, that's gay.
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Hmm, good point my nigger, roger that good buddy!
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... ::alieneyesa::
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:smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
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::blushing:: ::rainbow::
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On 2006-02-11 15:09:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"... ::alieneyesa::
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::ftard::
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On 2006-02-11 18:16:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
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On 2006-02-11 15:09:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"... ::alieneyesa::
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::ftard:: "
I like it! This is a good contest.
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::alieneyesa:: ::smokingun::
As the booze and ganja began to speak, Jose's friend pulled out his Desperado-like arsenal of weapons and proceeds to take out aggression upon the angered Jose.
::bandit::
Jose's friend waves goodbye to the bartender and walks out of the bar. As he walks down the hot street, he finds a spliff he'd rolled earlier and put away in his shirt pocket.
I know. I know.
I lost after the food runs up at twenty, but I couldn't resist. Okay, peace out. And you didn't say we couldn't use words.
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I think this one should win!!!!!!!
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It said "ONLY 20 emotocons", not 73 :flame: Who's contest is this ?? Using words makes it too easy. Although I did enjoy the anons' story.
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On 2006-02-11 23:07:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"It said "ONLY 20 emotocons", not 73 :flame: Who's contest is this ?? Using words makes it too easy. Although I did enjoy the anons' story. "
I'm a little worried that you counted them! :rofl:
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On 2006-02-11 23:36:00, webcrawler wrote:
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On 2006-02-11 23:07:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"It said "ONLY 20 emotocons", not 73 ::bwahaha:: ::bwahaha::
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On 2006-02-11 23:36:00, webcrawler wrote:
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On 2006-02-11 23:07:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"It said "ONLY 20 emotocons", not 73 :flame: Who's contest is this ?? Using words makes it too easy. Although I did enjoy the anons' story. "
I'm a little worried that you counted them! :rofl: "
You're such a sweetie...all worried about me 'n' such.
Don't worry though...I'm alllllllll-right!
Just got home from catchin' Glen Pavone and the Cyclones down at the Villanova. Man them cats tore that place down!!!
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You're such a sweetie...all worried about me 'n' such.
Don't worry though...I'm alllllllll-right!
Just got home from catchin' Glen Pavone and the Cyclones down at the Villanova. Man them cats tore that place down!!!"
You should post about your night on Let It Bleed. Sounds fun.
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I was a little worried about him counting them also :lol:
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On 2006-02-12 00:08:00, webcrawler wrote:
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You're such a sweetie...all worried about me 'n' such.
Don't worry though...I'm alllllllll-right!
Just got home from catchin' Glen Pavone and the Cyclones down at the Villanova. Man them cats tore that place down!!!"
You should post about your night on Let It Bleed. Sounds fun. "
O.K.
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This is from the same person who made the story about Jose and his friend earlier:
::bigsmilebounce:: ::alieneyesa:: ::birthday:: ::jawdrop::
The plainly silly guy in his totally free time enjoys birthday party crashing, helping busted down animals, and being slack jawed while watching television. He enjoys listening to the evil guy's thrash music.
::rainbow:: :sad:
All three enjoy watching The Three Stooges reruns.
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FUCK! I messed up. I was going to add a female coming in on the scene and having tons and tons of baby's with all three of them and causing them all to go really nuts and hurt each other. Ah well, you get the picture.
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What happens when you get a man and woman together and they are both very healthy and fertile?
::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby:: ::crybaby::
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::blushing:: ::blushing::
You're ass will be so busted out you'll have to shower.
::flipflop::
Oh, and a Coke to suck it down my thirsty belly.
::hehehmm:: ::hehehmm::
Even if I leave the stall nasty and smelly.
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i started the thread and i vote for the first jose story for the creativity in using words. is there some way to acccess to more emoticons and add them to this network?
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On 2006-02-12 03:16:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This is from the same person who made the story about Jose and his friend earlier:
::bigsmilebounce:: ::alieneyesa:: ::birthday:: ::jawdrop::
The plainly silly guy in his totally free time enjoys birthday party crashing, helping busted down animals, and being slack jawed while watching television. He enjoys listening to the evil guy's thrash music.
::rainbow:: :sad:
All three enjoy watching The Three Stooges reruns.
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They were three men, living all together, but they were all alone...
Hint hint.
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Congratulations to the person who wrote the "Jose" story :roll:. I guess I'm cool with that :roll: .
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Not to brag, but I've been doing all of the long stories here. Anywho, I'll try and do another one soon.
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And now for a very, very scary, fictional story from the same person who brought you Jose and Jose's friend.
::bigsmilebounce::
Mikey dances frequently at the local gay bar where he in turn attracts business and friends for him to hang out with.
::blushing:: ::soapbox::
Several years later Mikey's parents are nearly bankrupt but Mikey has received some of the best care our nation has to offer. Mikey knows how to confront and yell at everyone.
There is no end to this story. You can continue it if you like. I thought it would be funny to do something about an outright homosexual in a cult like ours since that sort of sexuality was strictly forbidden even to discuss there.
Maybe Mikey gets out and goes on a crime spree?
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::alieneyesa:: When we got older my sister and I got into a fight where she knocked both my eye sockets out of my head accidentally. ::smokingun::
When I came down from my lonely high I realized that my parents and pet dog and snakes were blown and chopped to smithereens. The drug dealer had laced my marijuana with some cocaine or other kind of smack.
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When I came down from my lonely high I realized that my parents and pet dog and snakes were blown and chopped to smithereens. The drug dealer had laced my marijuana with some cocaine or other kind of smack.
I always ~did like a happy ending. :grin:
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I been makin up these stories for about a week now; Jose, the homo in Straight, the lonely high killer. Violent endings seem to elicit a better response to you cult freaks. So be it. I'll post another one soon. I really like uber violence. I took a few writing courses awhile ago, the teachers were fairly stunned when I would say that violence and harm to people was the best way to show a film or a story.
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Rock on, my nigga! :wave:
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Dance Hall Hardwood.
::flipflop::
He knows he'll have to leave in a few seconds, there were no silencers on the guns that he can't seem to pry from his hands. A new, sick love.
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fucker.