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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: The Elan Reporter on January 30, 2006, 09:24:00 AM

Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 30, 2006, 09:24:00 AM
Arthur goes into Jimmy how many times folks?

The answer is 100. :lol:

Arthur is the sq root of what?

The answer is drunken retardation. :lol:

How many invisible friends does it make Arthur to raise his self esteem?

The answer is 6. :lol:

How many cum shots in the mouth does Arthur need to satisfy him?

The answer is 7. :lol:

SECTION 2..ARTHURTIPLE CHOICES

Which of the following best describes Arthur?

A) Drunk

B) Stupid

C) Failed 12 stepper

D) Cum guzzler

E) All of the above.

The answer is "E", all of the above. :lol:

Which of the following is Arthur least willing to acknowledge.

A) A women

B) An education

C) Sobriety

D) Taking a bath

E) All of the above.

The answer is " E", all of the above. :lol:

Which of the following is most likely to sniff more assholes?

A) A dog

B) A cat

C) Arthur

D) A goat

The answer is  "C", Arthur. :lol:
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 11:13:00 AM
I must be all powerful
All these threads with my name in em .....AGAIN
Your so boring kid
This is your mo... try something different
loser
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 11:14:00 AM
Fuckin' hysterical  :rofl:
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 30, 2006, 02:02:00 PM
TY,TY,TY,

I will be signing autographs today at the New York Marriott Marquis Times Square Broadway,  New York,  NY  10036
From 3-5 pm.
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 30, 2006, 02:04:00 PM
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On 2006-01-30 08:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I must be all powerful

All these threads with my name in em .....AGAIN

Your so boring kid

This is your mo... try something different

loser"


You sure are simpleton. Your drunk stupidity makes us all laugh real hard. Give your self a huge pat on the back for a job well done Arthur.
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 02:21:00 PM
Hey Repoter you make Elan look good. Take a hike, your not wanted here.
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 02:23:00 PM
Hey reporter, this is some funny shit you wrote here about Arthurmatics and Arthurtiple. Hope there are more equations in the near future.
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 02:27:00 PM
That was the best test I have EVER taken!!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 02:30:00 PM
Quote

On 2006-01-30 11:27:00, Anonymous wrote:

"That was the best test I have EVER taken!!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :tup:
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 02:34:00 PM
Which of the following is Arthur least willing to acknowledge.

A) A women

B) An education

C) Sobriety

D) Taking a bath

E) All of the above.

The answer is " E", all of the above.  

 :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :silly:  :silly:  :tup:
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 02:36:00 PM
To whom it may concern
This illistrates my point exactly
You people have the power to ban this distgusting troll.its to the point where an innocent conversation cannot be had without this moron making it his personel toilet.
Its sad that a person could be this sick,but why should we be forced to tollerate this.the decision is in our hands.I vote to get rid of him
art
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2006, 11:46:00 PM
Hooked on FONIX! LOL LOL :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Arthurmatics & Arthurtiple choices 101
Post by: The Elan Reporter on February 01, 2006, 09:12:00 AM
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On 2006-01-30 11:36:00, Anonymous wrote:

"To whom it may concern

This illistrates my point exactly

You people have the power to ban this distgusting troll.its to the point where an innocent conversation cannot be had without this moron making it his personel toilet.

Its sad that a person could be this sick,but why should we be forced to tollerate this.the decision is in our hands.I vote to get rid of him

art

"


God damn Artman, you make it sound like this is the only message board on the entire web. Glad to hear that you are forced to read what I write, at first I thought maybe I would have to fly out to your place and force you to read it. But seeing that you are a natural when it comes to giving me your full attention, I praise you for it. :nworthy: