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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on January 28, 2006, 05:33:00 PM
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From the Law Offices of Thompson, Duke, & Gonzo
Somewhere outside of Owl Farm #5, CO, USA:
My client wishes to express his sincere gratitude for all the laughs and chuckles he has recieved for free from this web forum, but regrets to inform certain key members of his inner circle that, due to the gayness level of the site reaching 54.3, he will be unable to participate any longer. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, but I must refer you to Section 9 of his Fornits contract, which incidentally expired as of January 1, 2006.
In the meantime, my client will be on vacation at an undisclosed location, working on his tan and a forthcoming memoir, as well as allowing his brain, liver, and renal system to recover from a massive wormwood overdose, in order to prepare for his wedding to the beautiful and artfully talented Ms. Marisa Green.
Again, thanks for the laughs, the poorly crafted jibes against his sexuality, reputation, and financial status, along with many notable stories, elan-bot manuals, grizzly v. polar bear polls, and JNAILZ updates. He wishes each and all of you perverts, freaks, faggots, sluts, elderly, alcoholics, anorexics, child-pornographers, Mainers, injuns, niggers, Isuzu-driving-spics, overweight, foul smelling, diseased, herion-addicted, SyN, social rejects, criminally insane, terminally bored, damaged goods, low-IQ, no-chance-in-hell-of-getting-laid, facially deformed, Artman, hunchbacked, illiterate, hermaphroditic, LOSERS an unhappy, and monumentally unsuccesful life.
:wave: toodles
-Mr Pink's Attorney
-Mr. Pink's Accountant
-Mr. White
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-Mr. Pink
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Dude, you better not fucking leave..This place will wither away to NOTHING :scared: :scared: Don't leave Mr. Pink!
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On 2006-01-28 14:33:00, Mr. Pink's Attorney wrote:
"From the Law Offices of Thompson, Duke, & Gonzo
Somewhere outside of Owl Farm #5, CO, USA:
My client wishes to express his sincere gratitude for all the laughs and chuckles he has recieved for free from this web forum, but regrets to inform certain key members of his inner circle that, due to the gayness level of the site reaching 54.3, he will be unable to participate any longer. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, but I must refer you to Section 9 of his Fornits contract, which incidentally expired as of January 1, 2006.
In the meantime, my client will be on vacation at an undisclosed location, working on his tan and a forthcoming memoir, as well as allowing his brain, liver, and renal system to recover from a massive wormwood overdose, in order to prepare for his wedding to the beautiful and artfully talented Ms. Marisa Green.
Again, thanks for the laughs, the poorly crafted jibes against his sexuality, reputation, and financial status, along with many notable stories, elan-bot manuals, grizzly v. polar bear polls, and JNAILZ updates. He wishes each and all of you perverts, freaks, faggots, sluts, elderly, alcoholics, anorexics, child-pornographers, Mainers, injuns, niggers, Isuzu-driving-spics, overweight, foul smelling, diseased, herion-addicted, SyN, social rejects, criminally insane, terminally bored, damaged goods, low-IQ, no-chance-in-hell-of-getting-laid, facially deformed, Artman, hunchbacked, illiterate, hermaphroditic, LOSERS an unhappy, and monumentally unsuccesful life.
:wave: toodles
-Mr Pink's Attorney
-Mr. Pink's Accountant
-Mr. White
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-Mr. Pink"
Nice,I have to admit you have a certain panache"sp? WGAF
Rock on Pink you sick bastaad
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Hate to see you go Pink
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Pink, don't you fucking THINK about leaving us here alone man..If you leave, I'll fucking slice your throat !
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"Again, thanks for the laughs, the poorly crafted jibes against his sexuality, reputation, and financial status, along with many notable stories, elan-bot manuals, grizzly v. polar bear polls, and JNAILZ updates. He wishes each and all of you perverts, freaks, faggots, sluts, elderly, alcoholics, anorexics, child-pornographers, Mainers, injuns, niggers, Isuzu-driving-spics, overweight, foul smelling, diseased, herion-addicted, SyN, social rejects, criminally insane, terminally bored, damaged goods, low-IQ, no-chance-in-hell-of-getting-laid, facially deformed, Artman, hunchbacked, illiterate, hermaphroditic, LOSERS an unhappy, and monumentally unsuccesful life."
:nworthy:
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:cry2:
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On 2006-01-30 11:35:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Posted: 2006-01-30 09:04:00
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To whom it may concern
This illistrates my point exactly
You people have the power to ban this distgusting troll.its to the point where an innocent conversation cannot be had without this moron making it his personel toilet.
Its sad that a person could be this sick,but why should we be forced to tollerate this.the decision is in our hands.I vote to get rid of him
art
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Art,I'm gonna have to disagree with you here.This forum was set up in a specific way for a reason and not by you or me.It's really not our right to change someone elses rules.I think it would be more effective to just stand for what you believe in and hope someday you find out who he is.You never know.
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you maybe right jimmy
I could really care less who he is....
I just dont think we should have to trudge through his crap. I guess it wouldnt be the 1st time any of us were handed an injustice. I spent years in social work,and never have a seen a person this ill. i am completely astonished by the severity of his pain. Maye I need to evaluate
whether to be a participant here or not.not sure this is healthy for me.Jimmy... the offer still stands for this summer!
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On 2006-01-31 07:34:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Art,I'm gonna have to disagree with you here.This forum was set up in a specific way for a reason and not by you or me.It's really not our right to change someone elses rules.I think it would be more effective to just stand for what you believe in and hope someday you find out who he is.You never know."
I think I am gonna spend the money and find out who he is. Not because it matters to me,but this person shows the potential to do harm to himself and or others. If he is just a little kid talkin shit ... then fine.But if there is one shred of truth to this person's illness,he needs help before he hurts someone or himself.
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I hear ya,all this fecal spamming has probably scared away a lot of people.People we could be re-uniting with.At the same time you see the civil sites have died do to lack of participation.If the reporter was banned I bet this site would die too.He is a big part of the show people come here to see.Like Springer LOL
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OBTW thanx for the invite,I'll try to get up that way next time I go to Ill.Now I've set myself up for the reporter. LOL
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On 2006-01-31 07:58:00, xres8182 wrote:
"I hear ya,all this fecal spamming has probably scared away a lot of people.People we could be re-uniting with.At the same time you see the civil sites have died do to lack of participation.If the reporter was banned I bet this site would die too.He is a big part of the show people come here to see.Like Springer LOL"
that may be true about the "gawkers".However,the good people that have endured the abuse that Elan stands for deserve to not be abused anymore.Though the facination with this kids temper tantrums prob account for some good laughs,I dont think anyone thinks its funny like ha ha anymore...
Maybe we should hear what others think... This isnt about me or you Jimmy,Its about the group as a whole.. Just some thoughts...
another observation... This is the 1st time in a long time we have had a discussion,without the "add ons" that the reporter is kown for.This is what its supposed to be like!
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On 2006-01-31 07:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-31 07:34:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Art,I'm gonna have to disagree with you here.This forum was set up in a specific way for a reason and not by you or me.It's really not our right to change someone elses rules.I think it would be more effective to just stand for what you believe in and hope someday you find out who he is.You never know."
I think I am gonna spend the money and find out who he is. Not because it matters to me,but this person shows the potential to do harm to himself and or others. If he is just a little kid talkin shit ... then fine.But if there is one shred of truth to this person's illness,he needs help before he hurts someone or himself."
:lol: Let me know when you find out there Arthur, I'm dying to know who I am also. :lol:
Interesting,I give you my word yesterday and what do you do with most of your time? Talk about me. Just like the other spin off elan site ( Elan cool people) everyone went there just to talk about me. Either you cant stop thinking of me, or I left a real good impression on your mind?
The sickness all revolves around you Art, no Artman= no sickness.
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On 2006-01-31 07:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-31 07:34:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Art,I'm gonna have to disagree with you here.This forum was se I think thats what you t up in a specific way for a reason and not by you or me.It's really not our right to change someone elses rules.I think it would be more effective to just stand for what you believe in and hope someday you find out who he is.You never know."
I think I am gonna spend the money and find out who he is. Not because it matters to me,but this person shows the potential to do harm to himself and or others. If he is just a little kid talkin shit ... then fine.But if there is one shred of truth to this person's illness,he needs help before he hurts someone or himself."
:tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup:
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If you can do that it would be great. Get this bum off of here. :smokin:
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On 2006-02-01 04:34:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
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On 2006-01-31 07:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-01-31 07:34:00, xres8182 wrote:
"Art,I'm gonna have to disagree with you here.This forum was set up in a specific way for a reason and not by you or me.It's really not our right to change someone elses rules.I think it would be more effective to just stand for what you believe in and hope someday you find out who he is.You never know."
I think I am gonna spend the money and find out who he is. Not because it matters to me,but this person shows the potential to do harm to himself and or others. If he is just a little kid talkin shit ... then fine.But if there is one shred of truth to this person's illness,he needs help before he hurts someone or himself."
:lol: Let me know when you find out there Arthur, I'm dying to know who I am also. :lol:
Interesting,I give you my word yesterday and what do you do with most of your time? Talk about me. Just like the other spin off elan site ( Elan cool people) everyone went there just to talk about me. Either you cant stop thinking of me, or I left a real good impression on your mind?
The sickness all revolves around you Art, no Artman= no sickness.
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You gave who your word? I am not art.... And i read posts yesterday and i never saw it...
I am done with you too.Your a liar and one sick m/f