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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 17, 2006, 02:44:00 PM

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2006, 02:44:00 PM

I just found a letter written by Martin Kruglick to my parents 14 years ago.  In this letter he mentions that he was raised a reform Jew.

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2006, 07:54:00 PM

Yes we know, his Mama was a Jew and his father was a Indian mongoloid reservationist.When Marty was growing up he tried to be a Jew and got it half way right. He smelled terrible just like a Jew but couldn't get his hair to curl on the sides like a Hesidic Jew, so the Jews asked him to disassociate himslef and practice being a Jew elsewhere. Marty spent endless years trying to find a Jew clan that would accept him and was turned down by all of them. Finally he follwoed his fathers routes and became an Indian Mongoloid reservationist. He then opend up a small village that consisted of teepees made of little boys underpants and went into business with Pete Rowe building elan-bots.

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 18, 2006, 01:48:00 PM

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On 2006-01-17 11:44:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I just found a letter written by Martin Kruglick to my parents 14 years ago.  In this letter he mentions that he was raised a reform Jew.  "

Well back in 1992 Marty had an APB on him for savagely rapping local cattle ranchers live stock. He told everyone back then he was a reformed Jew so that he could elude al local law enforcements. Marty even made a yamica out of little boys underpants and ate matza in public to further convince everyone that he was not a savage indian mongoloid reservationist. His tactics worked very well as you can see he is still a free man and running rampage through local farmers live stock to molest and sodomize farm animals.

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 24, 2006, 07:34:00 PM

Go Marty, GO !!!!

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 10:03:00 AM

Marty owns U Reporter

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 10:08:00 AM

everyone owns the reporter
he's so easy
I would have to say simple

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 10:32:00 AM

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On 2006-01-26 07:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

"everyone owns the reporter

he's so easy

I would have to say simple"

No you would have to say "jujmped", you stupid drunk bastard.

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 10:48:00 AM

hi hunny
how are ya
I sure missed ya... You rotting piece of trash....
Did youtake yesterday off cuz your boyfriend was mad at you for not paying attention to him the day before?  Oh by the way ... Get a napkin... some spooge on your lip...
moron

Title: Marty's NOT an Indian
Post by: Anonymous on April 14, 2006, 11:08:00 AM

holy shit...hahahahahahahahaha...that picture is priceless..right on